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@tamagotchipapi.bsky.social
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
gonna write a song about tony takitani i think
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nacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
i’m not straight i have scoliosis
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
me and my complete inability to just say “i’m good”
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
a guy who wants u to think he’s a music producer with a camera roll full of tame impala orchid and teenage engineering set up pics
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
(nobody should even be paying that low for someone who is doing full time work anywhere period)
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
like pls get real
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
sry but ur company should not be requiring a degree for a job that pays 35k/year
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
all u do is post bad news. the fuck u want us to do about it liz? talk to ur party, girl.
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
slay it make me wanna cry why am i such a freak lmao
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
reminded again that everyone hated me as a “negative” child and also everyone hates me for being a “negative” adult
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
this experience has happened many times and always makes me feel embarrassed and like an alien lmao
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i, a man who survived suicide twice, made a suicide joke and and made someone who has clearly not tried to kill themselves upset lol
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i’m nobody but the first thing i would do if i got rich is get a personal assistant
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
i prefer your love to jeeeeesusssss
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
if you sing in the arms of an angel at karaoke u deserve the death penalty sorry
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
here is both of us sharing the brain cell
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
my dog has never had to form a thought because he’s so pretty
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
EXACTLY!!!
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marie @muhree.ing · 09/04/2026
no i can't explain the gap in my resume any other questions
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
i actually try very hard!!!
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
ANDRE lmao
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台羽正 @tadashidaiba.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
queens….. they’re just like us
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
hi it’s me
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
yea yea subs are better we get it but subs are dogshit when mary elizabeth mcglynn is voicing a character
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
i try to remember the wrath of the devil was also given him by god
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yesjohn 🌧️ @yesjohn.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
rough digital sketch of a man sleeping
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
crying to human bog by baths again
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
fire brooklyn heights
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
SAME
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
if i gave up on being pretty, i wouldn’t know how to be alive. i should move to a brand new city and teach myself how to die.
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
ugh
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
panicking tearing through every layer and desperately hoping to find somebody else but it’s just you every single time
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
i am always working on being more consistent w everything which is hard w adhd! i don’t really make resolutions, but i will continue this work in the new year :o)
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
i love how every wikipedia entry for a celebrity has a photo where they look like shit
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
no that’s a heterosexual man baby and you’re a homophobe 🥰
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
straight libs LOVE to see a fascist guy and immediately call him gay
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
jeffrey star pretending to cry over the bible is hilarious
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
but i know we have to mix in a lil hegemonic masculinity for mass appeal
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
wish the super popular representation of gay men in media wasn’t fit hockey jocks
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
📸✨
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
“off to new begings” open the schools
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
besides like PM and velma canada is a mid-off lmao
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
literally who asked
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Bravo Delta @bravodelta9.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Don't let an app sync your fucking contacts.
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
u ever think about how in the US an ambulance ride is a crime of opportunity
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
it’s the trazodone
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
i am SO gay but i have dreams all the time that i am charli xcx’s boyfriend???
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
i feel so gen z when i use canva
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dan @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
OMFG
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