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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 12h
Dr. Karen Hoyland, a researcher at the Institute for Tea, Biccies and ITV, made the statement explaining that neurotypicalism is a serious condition and explaining that it’s impossible to tell from someone’s public persona whether or not they have it.
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Public warned to stop armchair diagnosing celebrities as neurotypical
The general public has been asked to stop assuming all celebrities are people with neurotypicalism, as it’s impossible to make that judgment without proper qualifications.  Dr. Karen Hoyland, a…
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is all i'd ever wanted, thank you
James Acaster, in confessional, on Season 2 of UK Celebrity Traitors
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just realized that a bunch of Sox fans in my family are coming to my neck of the woods this weekend. Might wear a Yanks pin just to mess with 'em a smidge.
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the advertising hook of 'autumn is coming; soon, hotwiches will soon be in your area' backfired tremendously, aside from within the ever-growing goth community
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie... That's wonderful. Hey remember how Jonathan Krisel had a finished script for a Sesame Street movie, that Bo Burnham had written songs for, and were literally about to film when COVID hit? D'you wanna maybe see if you can make that one?
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‘Sesame Street’ Movie in the Works at Netflix
More sunny days on the way.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Autismposting of day: family just got a new toaster oven and it has such a good ‘bing!’. Makes me want to make more things in it just for the ‘bing!’
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌
Tilly Norwood, an inhuman gollum shaped like a perky brunette Fred Flintstone
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
almost famous, or as it's known to my friends, 'don't mention almost famous or else jordan's gonna spend an hour talking about almost famous'
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Kath 🫠💦☀️ @kathnotkathy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Are you gonna make being autistic your personality?" Fuck yes. It always was. The world held it against me my whole life & labeled me weird & bad. Now I know it's just a fundamental part of who I am & if you don't like it you can frankly shove off.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
everybody's going bananas over all the real housewives and big brother people announced for Traitors 6 and i'm just sitting here getting hyped for dom monaghan in that castle.
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i am puzzled by many aspects of this:
Album cover for Badfinger's 1975 album, entitled ass. Depicts, in a blue/yellow border, a giant hand emerging from the heavens holding a massive carrot, and below the horizon a donkey facing away from us listening to music using headphones. Typing that pitch out loud makes me realize why Storm Thorgerson probably turned this cover down.
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ALREADY? WEEK 1? This season's gonna be insane, isn't it?
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
for the first of many times this season. go birds.
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The onset of the nfl season means the return of some of my favorite vocal stims: going ‘da bearrss’, doing skeletor noises whenever Gene Steratore has a take, and saying anything in a Kevin Harlan voice [‘ERT’S TRERSTERN WIRFS!’]
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Never forget that 25 years ago, on September 11th, 2001....They Might be Giants released 'Mink Car' www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtaL...
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They Might Be Giants - Man, It's So Loud in Here (Official Audio)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
UK SNL: how about we get some out of the box picks to host the show? A sketch comedy pro, a stand-up looking to cross over, and a beloved acting legend? That'll work, right? US SNL: best i can do is shane gillis for a third time.
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
my uncle, a ny fireman, was literally a first responder at ground zero and was in charge of getting people out of the rubble. he knows this isn't true. and i imagine he's still gonna keep voting for this asshole.
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i haven't said this in a while, so people may be worried it no longer applies, but rest assured, Game Changer is still the best show on television.
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
australian survivor: rivals, just from the early promotional material and cast, very much gives off this vibe:
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Spongebob's Trash Fort Adventure
ALT: Spongebob's Trash Fort Adventure
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dig him up and shake his hand Appreciate the man
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
every time i have to do something a.) new where i don't fully know how to correspond to the expectation and b.) where i worry about other people's perception of me as i am doing this thing, i sort of tense up, hem and haw, and make things more difficult for myself. today had two of those. very fun.
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Last night was a movie. The kind of movie that was worth the wait.
Marquee of Smodcastle cinemas in Atlantic highlands. ‘Coyote v Acme with Kevin Smith and Eric Bauza’, August 29Jord, Eric Bauza the man of a thousand voices, and MarcKevin Smith and Eric Bauza chatting postfilm
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the thing about being relatively new to a job is figuring out what the exact correct amount to infodump is. all of the information is context to a project but i also don't want to come off like i've been waiting for the opportunity to talk about this all of my life [i have].
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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
when democrats in congress learn about a streamer
old-timey comic in black & white; there's a circle on a black background with 7 dinosaurs (t rex-ish) marching in lockstep. the chat bubble above it says "holy smoke! they're dinosaurs--in army formation!"
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
'entrepreneur' is a fun way of saying 'owns a sex store in the city' but hey, however you wanna polish it, cbs..
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
in an alternate universe this man plays Judge Doom, The Joker, and now apparently Scar and Hannibal Lecter, and that might not even be as cool as the universe we are currently in with all the roles he DID end up playing.
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lighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
tim curry keeping up the bit twenty years after the fact by writing in his memoir that he and miss piggy had an affair during the filming of muppet treasure island is just so good and funny
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Also, for the record, some terrific Tim Curry performances I love that aren't Clue or Rocky Horror: -The Three Musketeers. -It. I mean, come on. -Scooby Doo and the Witch's Ghost -The Shadow [a rare good part of that one] -Muppet Treasure Island -Annie -fuck, i'm just listing his imdb at this rate
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
From the Buzzfeed article/oral history Adam B. Vary wrote about Clue. This pull quote still represents my ultimate idea of Tim Curry in that movie, undoubtedly one of my favorites.
Picture of Tim Curry from Clue. Subheadline, ""Tim is a very disciplined guy," says McKean. "Every time when Marty and I would be goofing around between takes, Tim would give us a look like, 'I'm trying to remember the fucking phone book here.'"
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THESE ARE THE WRONG EIGHTY-YEAR OLDS. STOPPIT. DO BETTER.
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i really didn't need another reason to hate the red sox but i'll gladly take another one
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
28 seconds in i got a positive jumpscare from an old colleague. you fuckin go fil!!
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This picture was taken moments before Samuel Basallo hit a game-tying homer. Love this place. Cozy as heck.
Eutaw street in Camden Yards in Baltimore at night
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Weezer (The Gold Album), Weezer (2026)
Simpsons 'old man yells at cloud' newspaper headline
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the way i would describe south jersey to people is that at any point you can be given the opportunity to drive on an unlit, windy road through the pine barrens for a half hour, and then pop out on a county highway like nothing happened. I did it last night. Blasted Zeppelin I. Would recommend.
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i am puzzled by many aspects of this:
Album cover for Badfinger's 1975 album, entitled ass. Depicts, in a blue/yellow border, a giant hand emerging from the heavens holding a massive carrot, and below the horizon a donkey facing away from us listening to music using headphones. Typing that pitch out loud makes me realize why Storm Thorgerson probably turned this cover down.
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
on the robbie williams thing pro: no neurotypical person would ever pitch anything like the rock dj video, or the entire concept of better man, so this explains a whole lot con: the dangerous history of showbiz musical autistics resorting to cocaine usage to sustain themselves is...yeah..
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
alright, alright, i get it, devens is the greatest. he's just rubbing it in at this point. i don't even watch big brother but the legend just goes on i guess
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
predicting now that within a span of a few months, there will be a new ubiquitous name on the lips of the people, someone no one is talking about now but will be everywhere sooner than you think.
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Jordan Schmidt @tallguyschmidt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
R.I.P. Vincent Pastore, who was fired on his season of Celebrity Apprentice for acting as a double agent between teams and doing such a shit job of it that he alienated both of them, perhaps the most 'Big Pussy'-coded thing he could have done.
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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