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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
crazy how you can be utterly repulsed by sex but still get whispers of horniness come through 🫩
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
playing snot or tears with every napkin in my bag rn
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
intentionally triggering myself so i can call into work to start my week off where ill be triggered the entire time
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
hells kitchen needs to bring back the classic goofy ass intros. they are the best
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Trans Rights Commission Toronto @trct-cdtt.ca · 16/06/2026
We're shifting our strategy. With the amount of political capital now being expended into anti-trans extremism, we no longer believe advocating for uncontroversial procedural changes represents the best path forward for us.
Meet and greet

When:
Friday, June 19, 2026
15:45 till 18:15 (3:45 p.m. till 6:15 p.m.)

Where:
Toronto Reference Library, room B1

This is not a Toronto Public Library event.

What are we doing?

A meet and greet with Trans Rights Commission Toronto members to talk about what we have been doing, volunteering opportunities, events on the horizon and what the future holds.

Why should you be there?

You’re impacted by trans rights or otherwise support equal human rights for trans individuals and ensuring their support in Toronto and throughout Canada.

Trans Rights Commission Toronto / Commission pour les droites transgenres Toronto

web: trct-cdtt.ca
bsky: @trct-cdtt.ca
email: info@trct-cdtt.ca
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FuzzyWuzzy in Toronto🇨🇦 @fuzzywuzzyto.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Toronto is its own worst enemy. The people who run this place absolutely detest it. They hate anything that makes Toronto appealing to anyone living here.
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
today i noticed toronto men almost never get ice cream in a cone. its always a cup. fellas, is it gay to eat ice cream cone?
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
if the people of the usa can actually pull off buying spirit airlines, that would be hard
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
no isr**l mention during the bar mitzvah on frasier was very shocking, and why is is his middle name gaylord 😭
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
and one day a woman came to lord buddha and said, "sir, i am going thru some insane polycule drama rn, its emotionally destroying me, what should i do?" and the most esteemed shakyamuni replied "go to every polycule in ur discord server and ask for a cup of rice from each of them that has not known insane polycule drama. give this as an offering, and you will be liberated from your grief." so the woman went to the discord server, but at each turn she was told "no sorry my gf left me for my other gf last year" "i wish i could help but my first partner asked for an open relationship and then ghosted me" "i cant help, my metamour broke up with my gf because i wouldnt break up with her metamour because she was dating her other bf's sister" until she realised she had nobody left to beg her offering from. and the woman was enlightened
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
parks and rec season 7 is really hitting the nail on the head
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Solar Toronto @toronto.solar.v.cx · 24/03/2026
The sun will rise in #Toronto #Ontario tomorrow at 7:11, 109 seconds earlier than the day before. It will set at 19:35, 71 seconds later than the day before.
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Solar Toronto @toronto.solar.v.cx · 07/03/2026
The sun will rise in #Toronto #Ontario tomorrow at 7:42, 3494 seconds later than the day before. It will set at 19:14, 3674 seconds later than the day before. 🤷
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
debating if i should remind my friends when my birthday is or be evil and not say anything (they are currently making plans on my bday weekend [bday is a sunday] bc the next week is another friends milestone bday and the thing they wanna do is on my weekend)
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
trouple costume ideas: michael jacksons remember the time music video
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
the hella mega tour never making it to toronto is honestly in the top 5 worst things to happen in my life
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
feb 27th seemed like a crazy day for torontos emergency responders
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Mike Schreiner @mikeschreiner.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Doug Ford is out of touch with the challenges that students and new grads are facing like a record high youth unemployment rate and the worst housing crisis in Ontario’s history. Ford needs to drop the avocado toast rhetoric.
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
need to go to sleep but ink master is soo good
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
cell service on line 5 now is big toronto
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
manifesting something very horrible to happen to the person who was so rude to the girl working at dolce and gourmand that she was crying
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
rewatching new girl bc we need millennial optimism rn
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
jacob balshins videos are the worst thing to happen to toronto comedy
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
obligatory line 5 opening post bc i got to ride it on its opening day
ttc line 5 lrt. on the east bound platform, train is approaching. text on image, all uppercase: "it's real yippiee"
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
sorry to the line 5 shuttle bus driver who was trying to be helpful to me but i already know exactly where im going/how to get there
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Solar Toronto @toronto.solar.v.cx · 06/02/2026
The sun will rise in #Toronto #Ontario tomorrow at 7:27, 74 seconds earlier than the day before. It will set at 17:36, 82 seconds later than the day before.
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
unreal
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
But that would risk opening up ministerial and Metrolinx decisions to public scrutiny! We can’t have that!
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Diana Chan McNally @dianachanmcnally.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
And yet the Ford government will take over multiple school boards on the premise that they have mismanaged their finances.
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
my biggest regret as a toronto resident is voting for brad bradford for mayor based off a cbc candidate comparison article
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
2 guys will take up 4 seats on the bus bc they arent gay
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
both my mom and grandma have received fraudulent highway 407 bills in the mall. my mom is legally not allowed to drive and doesnt have a car, my grandma has never been on the 407 #ontario
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
FEB 8TH EGLINTON LRT WILL OPEN WE DID IT GUYS
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Nik Cameron @glaciallymusical.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Honestly. I’m bored. So fried pickles for the wife.
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
when patrick proposes <3333 wow
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
parks and rec is 15 years old........ im spiralling
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
ive literally never seen an ad on roku live tv that wasnt just for another live channel... why tf is there a poppi ad. that is so random
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
drunk and watching patrick come out to his parents.... wow
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
i am drunk and its 6:30am
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
4 am and im watching schitts creek on roku live and drinking the half bottle of orange wine in my fridge
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
the crushing realization that my family is dead and im alone
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Yeah, well, I’m going to build my own Board of Peace with Blackjack and HookersIn fact, Forget the Board of Peace
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
what if i mixed a strawberry protein shake with a shot of espresso ?????!!! is it good
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Green Party of Canada | Parti Vert du Canada @canadiangreens.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
No one should need a food bank in a country as wealthy as Canada. It’s time to end wealth hoarding with a wealth tax on fortunes over $10M, and fund a future we can all afford. #WealthTaxNow
Green Party of Canada text graphic on a dark green background with a rounded white card and green circle logo. Text reads: “In 2025, billionaire wealth reached a new record high in Canada. At the same time, another record was broken. In March 2025 over 2.1 million Canadians needed help from food banks because they couldn't afford groceries. It’s time to end wealth hoarding. A wealth tax on fortunes over $10M can fund an affordable future for all. #WealthTaxNow”
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
crazy how normalized throwing lithium batteries straight into the garbage is vaping is a disease
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
according to circular materials "recyclable materials list", you cannot put alcohol bottle/containers/cans in the blue recycling bin
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
what is with the increase of toronto police on the streets in their fuck ass suvs
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
went to a succulent chinese buffet aka yonge/eglinton mandarin last dinner service
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:P @talesfromthecrypt.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
woke up at 2:30 and now its 7 and i have to get ready for work FUCK
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