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Tom Hodur

@tahmhodur.bsky.social
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I swear I used to be cool. Proud Chicagoan

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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 03/10/2026
good morning, it’s October 3rd
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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Brian Straw @brianstraw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There is really no way to reform this kind of behavior.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham finally found a way to make the world a better place.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It's not appropriate for cis people to say that trans people are too alarmed, or that certain trans writers are irresponsibly causing trans people to think the sky is falling. I want to take some time in this 🧵 to write personally about how my skies have fallen.
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Help, the fat British man who talks about corporate marketing is showing up in my YouTube algorithm again
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Do you think the first human to ever have brain freeze thought they were going to die for eating something too cold?
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Frantically ordering commissions from artists so they stop making sexy Jar Jar Binks art
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
One year ago I was recovering from an appendectomy and I feel like I’m in worse health now than I was back then.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I can still fix it.
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
How many assassination attempts on your life does it take to realize you might be doing something wrong?
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Gonna start proposing new times for meetings from people I don’t like and not show up anyway.
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It’s Friday
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Was gonna do my taxes tonight, but…
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Remembering the time in first grade I came home on Aprils Fools day and found out my pet bird died.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
All day, every day. Transphobes are not welcome here.
A still from Twin Peaks featuring David Duchovny as the character Denise and David Lynch as Agent Cole. The text reads: And when you became Denise, I told all of your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country
SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Irans had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have had a much different country.
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
A life spent trying to look like the handsome squidward meme is objectively funny and sad at the same time
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
So much concern expressed for “hardworking Americans.” What about us Americans working at around 65%?
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mgayultra 🎃 @mgayultra.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I hope one of those horny emoji copy pastas is how I find out when It happens.
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
They’re calling it the Department of Cringe now
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Gonna be hilarious when he finally dies the Dow jumps up 2,000 points
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Time to go earn a paycheck so the government can collect a portion of my income and use it to blow up another school
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Mythic 🦊 @mythicalredfox.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
congress sounds cool i wish it was real
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
At what point should I accept that this country is a lost cause and start moving to a country that actually wants a functioning democracy?
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I’m always amazed these out of touch weirdos somehow convinced a large group of voters to lead this country. They’re telling you to eat organ meat while they ride private jets around doing photo ops with gross D-list celebrities. They have no idea how to relate to normal people
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
10 weeks of physical therapy and I leave with more problems lol fucking shoot me
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Watching state of the union until I tap out like it’s some kind of endurance torture test
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Happy Twin Peaks Day to all who celebrate
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Somewhat glad I live in a leftist social bubble because if I met people who actually wanted all this my head would explode.
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 09/02/2026
every commercial for ai is like “chat tell me how to read a spreadsheet”
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I mean..."crabapple." She was unsurpassed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVoj...
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Schitt's Creek - Moira's Commercial
YouTube video by Schitt's Creek
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Wonder what life is gonna be like when we move on from “papers please” fascism to “rip up your papers in front of you and deny they existed” fascism.
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Pope Leo if you excommunicate JD I promise will go to church once within the calendar year
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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
me when he finally dies
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Love that this is phrased as if AI makes you smarter lol. Are you “cognitively amplifying” to do your email job or are you just “using your brain” They just find new ways to embarrass themselves
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Dudes got the juice
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Now putting ice packs on my right hip, left ankle, and both knees after runs. Looking like some kinda shitty cyborg
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
The post celebratory hangover the day after he’s gone is going to be biblical
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
The yearly dilemma of opening that bottle of champagne in my fridge for New Years, or waiting for when he finally dies
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
How your email finds me between Christmas and New Years
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
My favorite Christmas movie is Muppets Christmas Carol, but only the part in the beginning when all the muppets are singing about how big a piece of shit Scrooge is.
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Tom Hodur @tahmhodur.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
5th Annual Bûche de Noël for the family Christmas party was a success
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