🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 2hI don’t want to hear shit about fiscal policy from a politician who has never scraped off the burnt part of a slice of toast 030
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 13hI went to ask this same thing and I am in good company it seems 000
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 13hNearly three decades later but I just watched I Know What You Did Last Summer for this, the second day of Halloween. Just a fun classic slasher film, not much else to say. Glad I know now. 020
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 15hIf by “intoxicated” you mean “full” and “making bad life decisions” you mean “s being a sleepy lil guy” then me 110
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 16hstatic.klipy.comI Will Take It Prodo from Lord of the RingsAlt: GIF from Lord of the Rings of Frodo saying “I will take it!” in reference to taking The One Ring to cast it into the fires of Mount Doom in Mordor while at The Council of Elrond in Rivendell on October 25, 3018 of the Third Age 010
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 17hCountry songs updated for modern times: 🎶 She thinks my tractor’s fuel-efficient 🎶 051
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 18hJag bor i USA. Vi kan inte har “healthcare for all” eller “parental leave” men vi kan har “almost kill you a few times” 😕 000
Reposted by 🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 19/05/2026Saying “People in favor of Bad Thing should have to experience it themselves” only works if you assume their response will be “That was horrible, nobody should have to endure that” and not “That was horrible, I really want the people I hate to endure that” 061
Reposted by 🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So happy it is soup season again. 532825
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 01/10/2026If I ever ask my wife “Am I pretty?” it’s because of some shit like this 051
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 01/10/2026Didn’t expect to get jumpscared by Cate Blanchett looking this 😍 in a 2018 kids Halloween movie co-starring Jack Black, but here we are Seriously though it was fun and way better than it had any right to be 021
Reposted by 🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇BSides Twin Cities @bsidestc.org · 30/09/2026We are excited to announce the speakers for this years #BSidesTC ! Ticket's are available on Humanatix here: events.humanitix.com/bsidestc-2026 If there's to be any changes to the lineup, check our site for updates! bsidestc.org/2026-talks/ 065
Reposted by 🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇ZCP 🐈⬛😈🎨 Be Spoopy 🎨😈🐈⬛ @zombiecheshirepro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026TIL I have been old since childhood -enjoys oatmeal raisin cookies -loves old people hard candies -loves liquorice -has had joint issues since teen years -bones ache when it rains -just wants to be warm, cozy, and left the hell alone -loves soup and applesauce 072
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 30/09/2026Relatable translation for my monolingual friends: “It’s not enough that it isn’t Friday, it isn’t even Thursday” 051
Reposted by 🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇ZCP 🐈⬛😈🎨 Be Spoopy 🎨😈🐈⬛ @zombiecheshirepro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026French toast is just single serve bread pudding 132
Reposted by 🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met 181393342
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 29/09/2026All the fuckass AI-branded companies now that the president said it's SI, actuallystatic.klipy.comDisappointed Disappointed FanAlt: GIF of a man looking disappointed with his hands on his hips then turning away 120
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 29/09/2026Your regular reminder that alt text is meant to describe the image, not merely label it (or worse, be a place for your stand-up routine). Someone should be able to understand the context of the image without seeing it from the text alone. 010
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 29/09/2026Me telling my wife I won’t sneak Halloween candy out of the bags early 160
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 28/09/2026Turns out approximately four million people have had this idea already 010
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 28/09/2026After the style of Dr Acula, I am going to write a mortician character named Dan S MacAbre 110
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 28/09/2026To be fair, out of all foods known to humankind “dim sum“ sounds the most like an Excel function  020
Reposted by 🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 27/12/2024Goth Girls Look At Fog And Resist Saying “Silent Hill” Challenge Difficulty: Impossible 4385
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 28/09/2026Oh hey so that's this www.bluezones.com/2018/08/moai...bluezones.comMoai—This Tradition is Why Okinawan People Live Better, LongerMo•ai (/mo,eye/) Japan noun A group of lifelong friends A social support group that forms in order to provide varying support from social, financial, 020
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 27/09/2026Actually it was only a few seconds off which was impressive also blaze it 030
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 27/09/2026Finding: NTP Server Not Configured Severity: Critical Target: Ice cream machine Impact: Could lead to a DoS condition (denial of soft-serve) 250
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 27/09/2026A spoon is just a fork with an infinite number of infinitely thin tines mapped over a convex space 020
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 27/09/2026Technically speaking, all offers are limited-time offers 010
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 27/09/2026“Setting a high bar” means a very different thing depending on whether you’re talking about pole vaulting or limbo 030
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 27/09/2026He saw why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. He has seen too much. 041
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 27/09/2026My very right-wing mom gleefully voted against any sort of school funding last year then complained loudly when I said my son’s school didn’t get any funding. Make it make sense (and by that I mean: Go vote) 151
🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 27/09/2026Explaining is not excusing, and every human adult needs to internalize this if we have any hope of getting out of this mess 010
