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Raza Panjwani

@tabularaza.net
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Stuff and things. Fan of tinkering, carbohydrates, the New York Mets, outlaw hacker pancreases, and Oxford commas. Personal account, etc.

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Marco Almada @marcoalmada.com · 12h
It's called Law School
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 10h
It 100% told him the equivalent of ‘a great empire will fall’ if he attacked Iran, didn’t it?
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 23h
Every freaking time, man…
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 30/09/2026
To piggyback, our campus didn't have enough space to host the traditional 2L Fall mass On Campus Interview event. Instead we did it at a hotel... in Times Square. The tourists thought there was an undertakers convention at the hotel. The cookies are really good. Interviewing in hotels is weird.
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 30/09/2026
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 29/09/2026
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 29/09/2026
1. bushAIdo, is this a thing? 2. What would it take to bring a traditional negligence claim against either AI labs for damage caused during training and testing; or against a principal for the actions of their agent[ic ai]s? Guessing there’s futzing around causation and authority.
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 28/09/2026
Jensen Huang and Nvidia are also the last ones standing from a large field of video card companies in the 90s. RIP Matrox, 3DFX, Diamond, S3, ATI et al
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Danny Page @danny.page · 25/09/2026
"turns out we need to have windows that open" - the company with the highest market cap in the world, for some reason
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 25/09/2026
Benefits of option 2: - We get to keep "Aguerrrrrooooo!" and deny Fergie an extra title - Ditto Mourinho - We don't have to give Brendan and Gerrard a title I'm willing to sacrifice 2 Arsenal retro titles to preserve the timeline.
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 25/09/2026
My compromise proposal: 1) Man City is either stripped of all titles and they're automatically re-assigned to the runner-ups OR (and hear me out...): 2) Man City gets to keep 2011-2012 and the rest are vacated with no retroactive winners.
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 24/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hainan_...
Two button meme

Panel 1

Button 1: At least it wasn’t war thunder forums this time 

Button 2: last time we had the decency to make them capture the plane first

Panel 2

Which reaction?!?
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🦇🎃💀 Riana-mator 💀🎃🦇 @riana.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Finally: screw PACER fees. I spent over $1000 of my research budget on this project. That’s at $0.10/page - it’ll be $0.12 on Jan. 1. I’m not eligible for the fee exemption for research bc it’s conditioned on not posting the court records you get on the internet and fuck that. @free.law forever.
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 22/09/2026
My chaotic take is that while rule of reason et al sounds reasonable (hah) on its face, it is operationally “first, do no harm [to business]” as a controlling principle, and maybe we need a little spectre-of-ham-fisted-enforcement-haunting-the-economy, as a treat?
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 22/09/2026
pal, that's not why there's going to be negative PR...
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 22/09/2026
Stigmatize white collar crime: "In one such dispute, Solow had planned to evict [Bank of America from 9 West 57th St] if one of the bank's former brokers was convicted of securities fraud, under a law that was normally used for evicting drug dealers and prostitutes."
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 22/09/2026
Also funny because there's an entire investment/tax minimizing financial strategy that hinges on you never needing much health care (HSAs (Health Savings Accounts) are the holy grail of tax advantaged accounts, but you can only have one in conjunction with a High Deductible Health Plan (HDHP).)
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
I been having to find new citations for my upcoming book b/c some of the ones I used have been removed from government websites & historical sites. This was previously the link to the Smithsonian honoring Rosa Parks for her work on the Recy Taylor gang rape case--fighting for justice for women.
Oops!
We could not find anything at this URL. (404 Not Found)
Go to the home page
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Authoritarian regimes' mismanagement of scientific institutions consistently undermines the public interest. The only question here is whether the Supreme Court will extend unitary executive theory to "the president has a right to use NIH tax dollars to punish his enemies". bsky.app/profile/cram...
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Vought would sit on his proposed NIH review committee, which requires unanimity. And so a guy that Trump compared to the Grim Reaper would give himself a line-item veto over $48 billion in health spending. Expect the decisions to be good as the totalitarian kitsch in the Kennedy Center.
ai slop of russ vought as the grim reaper
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 22/09/2026
ahahahaha Sid Rosenberg. Man, sports talk radio has a lot to answer for. (And i'll forgive most of it for the sake of Steve Somers, whose dulcet tones bemoaning the state of Mets/Jets/Knicks/Rangers kept me comp0any many a late night night college/law school study session.
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 22/09/2026
::storms into office:: CREPES ARE BURRITOS. FIGHT ME.
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 22/09/2026
them: the kids are addicted to social media and have abandoned real life interaction! at their age I used to roam the streets like a feral skate boarder until 10pm and no one cared! also them: teens are banned from the mall after 3pm without adult supervision. lol. what are we even doing here.
mocoshow.com
Westfield Montgomery and Westfield Wheaton to Require Adult Supervision for Minors After 3pm - The MoCo Show
Beginning Monday, September 28, Westfield Wheaton and Westfield Montgomery will implement a new Parental Guidance Policy requiring visitors under 18 to be accompanied by an adult age 21 or older […]
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TheArcher @iarcher.blacksky.app · 17/08/2026
Automation is expensive. Cheap automation, doubly so.
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 21/09/2026
Excited to attend this event!
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 21/09/2026
A law school friend once informed us that he was involved in patent litigation involving lollipop sticks. There was a pause as we all stared at him for a beat, thinking the same thing. “Are you saying that you… *represent the lollipop guild*?” “Yes, yes I do.“
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 21/09/2026
A late friend who worked in journalism used to quip that everyone in the business assumed the Times real estate section was run by maoists trying to instigate class warfare. Only possible explanation for the tone deafness.
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 20/09/2026
dying because some people never had a gadfly uncle bait them into a “is cheese halal” discussion and then spring the perfectly timed “uh huh, and *where* do you think the ‘enzymes’ come from?” trap as they bring their cigarette up to their lips for a satisfying victory drag with an eyebrow waggle.
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 19/09/2026
I see history is repeating the Stanislav Petrov incident... this time as farce.
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 18/09/2026
Been thinking a CAST incident review of the Hugging Face (and related) incidents would be... exquisite. 🍿
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 18/09/2026
“I’ve got the worst ****ing clients”

Arrested development “I’ve got the worst ****ing attorneys” meme but it says “clients” instead.
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 17/09/2026
T. Swift's exile does a similar "pov shifts to the woman and turns out the guy is the problem" thing
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 17/09/2026
…and until every drop of blood drawn with the lash shall be paid by another drawn with the sword as was said three thousand years ago so still it must be said 'the judgments of the Lord are true and righteous altogether.'”
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 17/09/2026
Its somehow short, pithy, poignant, and heavy. ”Fondly do we hope ~ fervently do we pray ~ that this mighty scourge of war may speedily pass away. Yet, if God wills that it continue until all the wealth piled by the bondsman's two hundred and fifty years of unrequited toil shall be sunk…
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Rebecca Tushnet @rtushnet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think the fact that non-human posting is now, by some measures, dominant online changes how courts should think about these comments. It’s not a hearsay exception if there’s no state of mind one way or another
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 16/09/2026
Have they considered prohibiting it in their EULA/TOS?
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 15/09/2026
(Specifically from Ali ibn Abi Talib’s letter to Malik on appointing the latter governor of Egypt ca 658 CE)
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 15/09/2026
“there are none among a ruler’s subjects more burdensome in times of ease, less helpful in times of trial, more opposed to equity, more importunate in demands, less grateful for gifts, more petulant when denied, and less patient in the face of calamities than the elite.” Ali to Malik al-Asthar
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 14/09/2026
yes, but at least their soundtrack slaps? see eg bsky.app/profile/tabu...
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 14/09/2026
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 13/09/2026
Hyping myself up to do the laundry and clean up the breakfast dishes with the StarCraft Terran soundtrack bc those are the rules, apparently.
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 13/09/2026
Bill Adama insisting on air gapping Galactica’s computer systems: undefeated S-Tier cybersecurity ops since 2003. (Holy shit. The miniseries aired in 2003!? 💀 @andreamm.bsky.social)
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Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You know what gets a library perpetual access to a book??? Purchasing the physical book. I guarantee the publisher won’t come steal it back!!!
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 13/09/2026
On the one hand, some lawyers will stoop to shocking levels of misbehavior. (See eg Prenda Law) On the other hands, those lawyers also often end up facing career ending punishment and criminal conviction. (See eg Prenda Law)
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
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Library Futures @libraryfutures.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 11/09/2026
::arches eyebrow, glances over and makes eye contact with @bgneumeyer.bsky.social::
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 11/09/2026
Recently had cause to read the Google IPO letter to shareholders. What an artifact. Tech is absolutely loaded with a generation of employees who were recruited with/attracted by positive “do good” company values like that. Sure, investors/founders/owners heel turned. But they’re not the workforce
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Raza Panjwani @tabularaza.net · 09/09/2026
LRT: ::takes long drag from cigarette:: “they were never going to stop at just ‘preventing file sharing.’” ::tosses coffee stained copy of Higher Education Opportunity Act of 2008 with a flag on Sec. 493 across table::
tuftsdaily.com
New law: schools must crack down on file sharing - The Tufts Daily
Colleges and universities nationwide may soon step up anti-piracy efforts after a new bill was signed into law earlier this month.
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sepoy @sepoy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is an insane detail in this report on cheating! nymag.com/intelligence...
In the meantime, many schools have turned to surveillance.
Owen, a junior at Princeton
familiar with its Honor Committee, says the school often catches AI cheats by spying on internet use. Students' browsing histories are pulled from the campus network and scanned for recent visits to ChatGPT or Claude. If you whipped out your phone during a quiz, accessing a model on the building's Wi-Fi, you will likely be busted. While every case requires multiple pieces of evidence, and Princeton says it does not pull students' search histories unless they are already under investigation, Owen says the network logs have become critical in proving academic dishonesty. Every case he's been aware of lately has leaned on them.
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