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James just needs to apply himself

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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Channeling the confidence of a person that says "never fear" on their wikihow for an office supply product
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Note, the order is not from the judge in that courtroom, -he- described that he "loved" it and that it showed the victim's "obvious forgiveness", and ordered the max sentence. This is puppeteering of a dead man and no less strange than hiring a lookalike to say what he "probably would have said."
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i wish i had the confidence jim morrison has to spend half a song on stage yelling out a cool anagram he figured out for his name
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A diagram of a driver's field of view from the driver's seat, with "the point" written out of sight beneath the view cone
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Oh! Manda @ohmandaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tucwheeling.com/dolly-art-auction I was invited by a local art co-op to create art of Dolly Parton in celebration of her life. These 4 patches that I hand painted are now up for auction with the proceeds going to the Imagination Library!
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey, this is the person you (rightfully) corrected on the Spider-Man poster in the unofficial mod like ten minutes after i posted it, your dedication and speed is still impressive and terrifying
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Benjamin Button Speedrun
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
do you think that someone has successfully time traveled but died in space because the earth was somewhere else
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In this Ohio diner, diesel still means Vin. But they do know this: the fast furious rise in gas prices could spell the end of the Trump chronicles.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Are you okay dude
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think old comedians think everyone's too angry these days because they come home from a room full of relaxed people that love them to a series of boxes that shows them the angriest people imaginable
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
just a lazy day watching mystery men again with a big bowl of apple skins
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
try “footballs”
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
live your life as carefree as people that put exclamation points in their youtube lyric videos
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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
you can sing The Devil Went Down to Georgia's chorus to the CatDog theme, anyway i gotta go, im late for work
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
me on a good day vs. me on a bad day
excerpt from a us patent reading "excused borken promise button 113" and "unexcused borken promise button 114"
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
found a codec generator
an MGS codec conversation with liquid snake revealing sony's true nature to solid snake
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lyrics for Hocus Pocus by Focus, reading Joladadijoladadijoladadijoladadi
Joladadijoladadi-jo-o-ooh
Joladadijoladadijoladadijoladadi before asking if you want to read the rest
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hairway to Steven
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Joe Koch @horrorsong.blog · 26/08/2026
I can fix her
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
god, you talk about Neuschwanstein like 2-3 times and suddenly everyone at the office thinks you're the Castle Guy
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Toubf" is fantastic foley work
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The chalk zone
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I wonder if taking the 5% of humanity whose prehistoric job was “make sure the fire doesn’t go out overnight and wake us up if and only if there is a big cat” and giving us all a place where we can rile each other up was a great idea.
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What's your fave so far
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
a real insecurity I said out loud on my team marketing trip yesterday: "I hope the Goosebumps man didn't think me strange"
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Things aren't great for the citizens in this one, but at least I wouldn't be part of the adolescent private police force.
A capture from TROUBLESHOOTER: Abandoned Children where a teenager considers whether denying that you're a villain is villain behavior
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I remember the bro-est presentation I ever saw, a powerpoint about manmade environmental threats. They dressed up in suits and quickly moved through a slide of Tiger Woods with a Nike logo that said "Just Do Her." The teacher caught it, apparently they had a tradition to always try to slip it in.
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
harry dubois from disco elysium
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Making all the guests wait in the lounge for the sherlock holmes monologue while i dig through the garbage for clues, crying
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Okay, you can call it a comeback
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Sometimes I wish I were in Likert's era of psychology, where you could get your name on a linear scale that goes from "no" to "yes"
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Kris Straub (كريس)📍PAXAus @krisstraub.com · 15/08/2026
this is all they actually want. even billions of dollars can’t buy it
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
OH NO
Wayne liked my last post!
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
wayne from letterkenny is a shonen protagonist in this essay i will
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
used to matter on twitter because everyone was on there and malicious schizophrentics would latch onto a reason to make you the devil of their personal cosmology but now it's three bisexual husbands going "um, THIS ain't it yall" and a 19-year-old dutch nb adds you to their "Baddenpeeples" blocklist
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Beast of Reincarnation = Sekiron't. Is that anything?
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
fun fact: the word for being a possible selection to the papacy roughly translates to "popeable"
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 09/10/2025
Higgledy piggledy Timothée Chalamet Has a name meriting Endless design Much like his forerunner Benedict Cumberbatch: Hexasyllabically, Easy to rhyme
tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
this is my main bull shit
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
unimpressed Maine Coon playing Tainted Grail
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Starks, Targaryens, Lannisters, who gives a damn, show me the Ballad of Dickon Manwoody
a canon Manwoody family tree from Game of Thrones culminating in "Dickon"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Here’s another great baseball name, and older brother of Hall of Famer Honus Wagner, it’s Butts, the third baseman of the Brooklyn Bridegrooms
Butts Wagner
Positions: Third Baseman, Centerfielder and
Shortstop
Bats: Right • Throws: Right
5-10, 170lb (178cm, 77kg)
Born: September 17, 1871 in Chartiers, PA
More bio, uniform, draft, salary info y
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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Therapist: Mr. Ohio can’t hurt you, he’s not real Mr. Ohio:
Cartoon of a white Ohio with a man’s face and long skinny legs and arms and a cane
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Beverly Hills, 9'0" 210
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
am i the only one that feels like its weird that some pervert named their dessert Ladyfingers
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Esoteric Ebb rocks
Screencap from Esoteric Ebb where the PC has rolled a natural 1 to "suddenly understand gender," to which the embodiment of their Wisdom says "No, no..."
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James just needs to apply himself @syntaphar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
God, i bet a time traveler could use this art to calibrate to within a year
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