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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i'm doing it i'm fucking killing myself
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it's hilarious that Big Posters are all friends with each other. if my identity was tied to my follower count like that i'd kill myself
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
biker gf with a sidecar. biker gf with a side car where are you
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i'm glad we still have cis men willing to tell the uppity trannies to stfu and be one of the Good Ones
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
if you wanted to help society you should have been born a transformer
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
biker gf that drives me around in her sidecar could fix me
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it's fun that while my bosses tell me i will be replaced because ai is so good, my friends on Bluesky tell me my actual work is worthless because ai is bad. they all keep using my software that makes their modern life possible. it's just now i'm supposed to feel bad for making it
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Teefa @tifaret.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Your shipped product pales in comparison to the products I imagine myself shipping.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
sure you can sign on to this terra forming terraforming nonsense, or you can try my competing offer: let's take all this guy's money and deport him to CECOT and see if that moves the needle. move fast and break some things
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
idk what poly is. i am simply a loose woman
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
the anti-car crowd always fails to consider one simple fact: i'm da queen of da highway
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
speed cameras are effective in reducing traffic speeds, but it's dumb to set your speed limit to 15mph on a main arterial with parallel pedestrian facilities in July because there's an empty school around the corner. you can all stop arguing now. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
do not be fooled - the eyeliner wing is the makeup of fascism
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
remember, there is no evidence Lindsey Graham was gay. zero. none. clearly he was an ace king and you should respect that as you mock his death. rip bozo.
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
as long as we can make a rape about our own interpersonal grievances it was all worth while
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i can rest easy knowing the republicans will hold the senate this year
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
sometimes the most beautiful women in the world just be walking down the street
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
i only browse the internet by sending get and post requests with curl
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
look at my socialists dawg, eschewing electoral politics except when the Republicans really need their help to secure the senate
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
got up at the crack of dawn and literally saw the early bird getting the worm. but then later a lazier bird also got a worm so who's to say
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
there's something sinister about a skedaddle
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 31/05/2026
Batting Around and the Tarps Off Movement bring you #Pride2026! www.tiktok.com/@battingarou...
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Thelma in "Thelma & Louise" (1991) is canonically a puppygirl
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
i'd rather my rat get some cocaine from a scientist than off the streets
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
child gives catnip to kitty: kitty has fun, wholesome enrichment for kitty scientists give cocaine to rats: those rats are addicts, get them a more enriching enclosure to prevent their degeneracy
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
i like blusky 😀 i'm running for mayor of blusky 😀
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
rice is too important, we grow that at home. but soy? we let our americans farm the soy
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
every office got "the questions guy"
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
lmao the voters can amend the constitution and a judge will just wipe his ass with it to help republicans
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
the anti-car crowd always fails to consider one simple fact: i'm da queen of da highway
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
👎 the "egg prime directive" 👍 the transfem prime directive (never publicly criticize another trans woman for any reason)
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Larry Glickman @larryglickman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
FDR’s Fireside chat on March 9, 1937 explaining his proposal to expand the Supreme Court stands up surprisingly well. “We have reached the point as a nation where we must take action to save the Constitution from the Court and the Court from itself.”/1
We have, therefore, reached the point as a nation where we must take action to save the Constitution from the Court and the Court from itself….We want a Supreme Court which will do justice under the Constitution and not over it. In our courts we want a government of laws and not of men. 
I want—as all Americans want—an independent judiciary as proposed by the framers of the Constitution. That means a Supreme Court that will enforce the Constitution as writtten, that will refuse to amend the Constitution by the artibrary exercise of judicial power—in other words by judicial say-so. It does not mean a judiciary so independent that it can deny the existence of which which are universally recognized.
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
not gonna catch me attacking a trans woman for having the wrong job until we can have the same jobs as cis people
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
worth noting that the legislature mandated shutting down fossil power plants in 2019 but did not authorize NYPA to build renewable generation until 2023. if you started building out all the required generation today, you still couldn't finish in time to meet the 2030 goal.
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
this is a threat
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
the anti-car crowd on bluesky would give up every subway route if they got to personally execute the driver that didn't yield to them
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
lmao the voters can amend the constitution and a judge will just wipe his ass with it to help republicans
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
yes. obviously yes. you have to fucking buy it just like private insurance and it does nothing to fix the broken system. and don't tell me what i need to survive you liberal piece of shit
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
fun fact: kitty ears are triangular and good to kiss
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
@dieworkwear.bsky.social rate their fits
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
a lot of people on here proud of their inability to discern obvious lies if the go fund me has a picture of a random palestinian on it
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
it's unfortunate that my preferred linux distro is called "fedora"
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
"every reply was violent" the replies: religion is silly (true)
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
(everyone is mad at my escalating assholery) we really need to talk about the bigotry against me by the left
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
a reboot is like a little nap for your pc. it feels good for the computer
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
"would karl marx use arch linux" the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 69,420 pages of heated debate
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/01/2026
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
everyone that told you maduro stole an election contributed to this
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puppygirl thelma & louise @syneptum.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
conservative influencer: but if i can't see the children, how am i supposed to cum? epstein associate president: no money for daycare until this man can cum
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