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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

A friend just sent me an AI generated image of American revolutionaries throwing Teslas into the Boston Harbor and I swear this timeline just gets weirder.

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holymolypoetry.bsky.social @holymolypoetry.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social splices our mainbraces this March 16th, 7-9pm at the Mole Hole, Gravesend! Sign up for the open mic on the night. Free entry but support us on Eventbrite or we'll plunder your doubloons. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/nina-teleg...

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Nina Telegina at Holy Moly Spoken Word

Part-time pirate advocate (and excellent poet) Nina Telegina takes to our stage this March. Plus our regular open mic!

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.

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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

'Did you even say thank you?'

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Had a dream that Netflix, instead of offering streaming, now offered "constant screaming". And everyone named Terry had now been renamed "Terror". So that's how my night went.

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Why does this have such Death Star vibes? 🤔

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

This is my test rivet. It is also my first ever rivet. I have successfully hammered my first bit of steel into place. I AM LAUGHING LIKE A GOBLIN! This may be the stupidest timeline, but I am embracing my stupidest talents: watching YouTube tutorials and weilding a hammer

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Sorry, missed this somehow! That's incredible, I had no idea about catsup/tomatoes! Shall have to give old Heinz a try

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Yes, Gus knows that everything is pretty heavy right now, and as a piece of plated metal, he does appreciate the weight of the situation. If you don't want to see his attempted restoration, just ignore us, we'll understand. We will, however, be posting updates, mostly because: fuck it 👀 2/2

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

This is Gus. Gus the gauntlet. One day Gus dreams of being part of a suit of armour. Unfortunately, despite my efforts to clean him so far, Gus & I have had to admit that *inside* he is VERY rusty. Therefore we are about to embark on a restoration journey. Thoughts & slayers please for Gus! 1/2

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Pshah! Like that would ever happen! *Laughs in 1787*

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

A rare species of bed alligator has been spotted recently at my house. He lies in wait to pounce on anyone who comes within snuggle distance

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Men don't have emotions, they're too rational. So they have delusions of grandeur instead.

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Yep! Get yourself a YouTube tutorial and some curtain tape, and make sure not to go with too thick a fabric for your first go 🧵

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

New Despicable Me villain just dropped

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I'm fairly sure the reason we've let all these school shootings slide was so we'd be protected by the 2nd amendment ball fondlers if the government turned tyrannical. Honestly, I'm starting to think they just liked guns.

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

"This job will make you dangerous!" I'll say! No work life balance, no decent compensation, no career security, and no support from management by the looks of it... it's giving Milton from Office Space eventually setting the building on fire

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

If you're protesting today, I love you, be brave, and stay safe.

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Excuse ME, the tangleband nards are CLEARLY quantum, while the fromp chamber is analog to the vimce ray!

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Right?! Should someone maybe figure out who these security guards are, and why the fuck they're picking their noses while he steals the whole country's data?

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Most Ukrainians I know would run circles around the majority of Russians and Americans in terms of IQ 🤷‍♀️

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

American windows just aren't as dangerous as Russian windows, it seems.

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 03/02/2025

Don't threaten me with a good time

Picture of Luigi perp walk with text over layed "Experts warn Luigi Mangione could walk free" Mayor Adams has been made up like a clown.

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Living near the English Channel, I'm pretty sure that it's what we call the bottles of piss thrown out of windows by frustrated lorry drivers, whow are waiting to cross to France in long queues because of Brexit

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

And only like one of them can even count, so they wouldn't see us coming 🤷‍♀️

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Mikki Kendall @karnythia.blacksky.app · 03/02/2025

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Oh man, I'm the same! It sounds nice to not be able to throw up, until you realise we've got this very basic biological function for a good reason, and it's hell without it!

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 03/02/2025

The White House is saying Canada misunderstood the tariffs as a trade war & it feels eerily similar to when men hit on women relentlessly- then act like they didn't mean it when women do not reciprocate. Huge "It was just a joke, it's not that serious" vibes. Canada did not misunderstand anything.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

The DOGE kids showing up at Treasury:

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Putin is full out celebrating our idiocy.

A tweet by Michael McFaul (@McFaul) that reads: "In 2012, when I was the US ambassador to Russia, Putin shut down USAID inside Russia. Why? Because their work supported free markets, democracy, human rights — ie causes that threatened Putin's dictatorship. Shutting down USAID is exactly what autocrats all over the world want."

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

It's March. Eddie Big Balls now runs the IRS. You log onto the Tesla website to pay your taxes in bitcoin. Click here for your MAGA bonus! It says. You click. Rick Astley blasts though your speakers: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP Somewhere a 19yo nerd cackles. This is fine, you say, sipping your coffee.

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

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Steve Hill 🏴‍☠️📚 @handle.invalid · 02/02/2025

I was led to believe that if we were to have trade wars and the rise of an evil emperor, at least there would be podracing.

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

If you guys are fighting back, good on you! Any serious protest movement will see tons of support from around the world. Atm most people think that he's popularly elected, and because MAGAs are easily the most vocal demographic online, they think that's all the US has become 😞

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

American, living in 🇬🇧. People notice my accent. When he was elected the first time, strangers stopped asking me if I was 🇺🇲 and started asking if I was 🇨🇦 - to avoid embarrassing me in public! So it's been going on for a while. It's just shock and horror at everything coming out of the US all the time

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

It's like upsetting Mr. Roger, or Bob Ross. Who, come to think of it, would both be FUMING right now

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