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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

A friend just sent me an AI generated image of American revolutionaries throwing Teslas into the Boston Harbor and I swear this timeline just gets weirder.

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holymolypoetry.bsky.social @holymolypoetry.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social splices our mainbraces this March 16th, 7-9pm at the Mole Hole, Gravesend! Sign up for the open mic on the night. Free entry but support us on Eventbrite or we'll plunder your doubloons. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/nina-teleg...

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Nina Telegina at Holy Moly Spoken Word

Part-time pirate advocate (and excellent poet) Nina Telegina takes to our stage this March. Plus our regular open mic!

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.

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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

'Did you even say thank you?'

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Had a dream that Netflix, instead of offering streaming, now offered "constant screaming". And everyone named Terry had now been renamed "Terror". So that's how my night went.

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

This is my test rivet. It is also my first ever rivet. I have successfully hammered my first bit of steel into place. I AM LAUGHING LIKE A GOBLIN! This may be the stupidest timeline, but I am embracing my stupidest talents: watching YouTube tutorials and weilding a hammer

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

This is Gus. Gus the gauntlet. One day Gus dreams of being part of a suit of armour. Unfortunately, despite my efforts to clean him so far, Gus & I have had to admit that *inside* he is VERY rusty. Therefore we are about to embark on a restoration journey. Thoughts & slayers please for Gus! 1/2

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

A rare species of bed alligator has been spotted recently at my house. He lies in wait to pounce on anyone who comes within snuggle distance

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Men don't have emotions, they're too rational. So they have delusions of grandeur instead.

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

New Despicable Me villain just dropped

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I'm fairly sure the reason we've let all these school shootings slide was so we'd be protected by the 2nd amendment ball fondlers if the government turned tyrannical. Honestly, I'm starting to think they just liked guns.

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

If you're protesting today, I love you, be brave, and stay safe.

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Excuse ME, the tangleband nards are CLEARLY quantum, while the fromp chamber is analog to the vimce ray!

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

American windows just aren't as dangerous as Russian windows, it seems.

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 03/02/2025

Don't threaten me with a good time

Picture of Luigi perp walk with text over layed "Experts warn Luigi Mangione could walk free" Mayor Adams has been made up like a clown.

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

And only like one of them can even count, so they wouldn't see us coming 🤷‍♀️

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Mikki Kendall @karnythia.blacksky.app · 03/02/2025

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 03/02/2025

The White House is saying Canada misunderstood the tariffs as a trade war & it feels eerily similar to when men hit on women relentlessly- then act like they didn't mean it when women do not reciprocate. Huge "It was just a joke, it's not that serious" vibes. Canada did not misunderstand anything.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

The DOGE kids showing up at Treasury:

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Putin is full out celebrating our idiocy.

A tweet by Michael McFaul (@McFaul) that reads: "In 2012, when I was the US ambassador to Russia, Putin shut down USAID inside Russia. Why? Because their work supported free markets, democracy, human rights — ie causes that threatened Putin's dictatorship. Shutting down USAID is exactly what autocrats all over the world want."

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

It's March. Eddie Big Balls now runs the IRS. You log onto the Tesla website to pay your taxes in bitcoin. Click here for your MAGA bonus! It says. You click. Rick Astley blasts though your speakers: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP Somewhere a 19yo nerd cackles. This is fine, you say, sipping your coffee.

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

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Steve Hill 🏴‍☠️📚 @handle.invalid · 02/02/2025

I was led to believe that if we were to have trade wars and the rise of an evil emperor, at least there would be podracing.

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

It's like upsetting Mr. Roger, or Bob Ross. Who, come to think of it, would both be FUMING right now

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

With this administration, an old Soviet joke comes to mind: A man is standing in Red Square with a sign that says DON'T BELIEVE THEM, THEY'RE LIARS! He gets arrested by the KGB. KGB agent: So! THEY are liars are they? MAN: Yes! Liars! KGB: And next maybe you'll tell me they're murderers, too? 1/3

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Captain Sarahbee @captainsarahbee.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Yes! FB events is also such a useful tool that has no obvious replacement at the moment. There is eventbrite but that doesn’t double as marketing. These things will take time.

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

This is the correct take on Cynicism

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Your daily reminder that if someone hasn't deleted their FB, IG, or other accounts, they're NOT automatically some kind of traitor. Lots of us have people on there that we can't contact any other way. Shaming people for keeping their social media accounts isn't practical or helpful 🧵

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Have we been here before in history? I feel like we've been here before

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

If ever in doubt about why the world is such a flaming sewer, blame it on people who suffer the most from living in the flaming sewer. Not on the people pouring in the petrol and the piss, because they're CONTRIBUTING and that's growth!

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John Hunter @johnhunter.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

I am far too entertained by this joke. But... nope, it's just lovely genius!

An Argyle Sweater cartoon by Scott Hilburn:

Caption: Midas & Medusa - A very brief affair.

Snake haired Medusa is answering her modern front door to King Midas who has brought her flowers. They're shaking hands and facing each other which means Midas has turned Medusa to gold and Medusa has turned Midas to stone.

Awwww.

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Well, progress has been made! Bur realistically, a dremel and a lot of patience is probably required

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Today's job is to clean up a very rusty gauntlet. Internet says to use vinegar. I only have malt vinegar. Do we feel that's gonna work? Genuine question for people who know how to clean rusty armour! Hence the hashtags. #costume #knight #reenactment #larp #cosplay #armor #armour

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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I don't know why everyone's complaining about Trump's DEI stance. Under him, a previously silenced and repressed minority, Nazis, have made great strides.

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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

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Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral

The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.

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