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@switchbard.bsky.social
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Philly Kinkster with a passion for learning. 18+ only. Collared by Sir Stone as part of the Stone Leather Family. NE Handler 25, LV 31, Linktree: linktr.ee/SwitchBard

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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Does anyone else feel like it’s kinda weird that little kids are so into mascot horror?
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Does anyone remember the video game Django the Solar Boy? It had such a cool mechanic where a solar cell could read how bright or dark the sun was where you were to play it.
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/lM-WC...
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reacting to WOTC announcement #dnd #dndmemes #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e #DNDtiktok #TTRPG
YouTube video by forgottenalamo
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m really excited about a lot of these cards. Especially the Avatar
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I see we’re going back to the body horror art days of magic. This art is as beautiful as it is terrifying.
New Magic Card Countersculpt: UU
As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Jace or pay 1. 
Counter target spell. Empower Jace 1.
The art of the card shows two white gloved hands unraveling Chandra Nalaar, her face peeling away in ribbons, her eyes glowing with blue light. She looks up with a mix of horror and awe.
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If I’m being brutally honest the main reason I want to change my body is so that I can finally buy gear off that rack that fits. It sucks when you find something you like and you have to either pay a big premium or not get at all a piece that just doesn’t fit.
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A motivation for getting bigger: being in one of those big sub little dom situations. Just a little guy leading me around while I’m big and dumb on a leash 🥵
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🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
American Booty
NSFW WARNING!

A 2-panel comic showing a burly, dark-furred lion leaning over his much smaller, Dalmatian partner. The lion purrs and grumbles under his breath.

“Damn, baby—I’m gonna split you like firewood…”

The Dalmatian looks back over his shoulder to the dominant lion.

“Oh—please don’t do that.” He pleads. “I actually don’t have health insurance.”

Author’s note: Please ensure that before severe anal destruction of your partner, confirm that they are indeed insured. A covered bottom is a happy bottom.
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Transformation kinks are so hot because I like to imagine what it would be like for my form to be pliable enough to become a different version of me at the press of a button. Or changing a willing subject into their greatest desire 🥵. Just some Friday afternoon horny thoughts
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Philadelphians MC @philadelphiansmc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The @untitledmedical215.bsky.social is teaching the monthly bleeding control class at The Bike Stop on Thursday September 17 at 7 PM. Important skills for everyone, especially in the LGBTQ+ community, who are frequent targets of violence. Class is free, so come if you are able! bit.ly/46FfH6P
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Work travel is wrecking my gym consistency 😮‍💨
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🚨BREAKING: The Supreme Court has allowed President Donald Trump’s sweeping attack on mail voting to go forward, bolstering his long-running effort to restrict voting access ahead of the 2026 midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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In major blow to voters, Supreme Court greenlights Trump's attack on mail voting before midterms
"The Court sees fit to grant the Government equitable relief to proceed with implementing the challenged Order on the grounds that, because the Government had not yet issued a final rule at the time t...
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’m so tempted to move back for the best mayor ever 😭
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Sir Lefty / Pup Rusty 🔜 M.O.L. Weekend @sirleftyttv.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
STREAMERS: PLEASE NOTE!!! Twitch is opting you in to train generative AI. You may disable it in settings, but it is opted in by default! I don’t know about y’all, but this shit pisses me off. #sirlefty #mrohioleather2026 #fuckgenAI #twitch #gaming #artistrights #lgbtq
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International Mr. Leather @iml-imbb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wonderful words from our current IML
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Worst thing about being on the road: trying to find a black barber to clean my hair up 😭
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Excited for Furrydelphia this weekend! Especially since I’ll be doing it with my dog 🥰. I even made us badges!
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Travelling for work has really wrecked all of my consistency with training and diet. Anyone got any tips for how to train and stay dieting while travelling for work?
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Everytime I think of that idiot Orpheus turning around I get heated.
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Me after one two many drinks with coworkers
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Coming back home from a work trip and apparently the gates of hell opened in the Northeast while I was gone
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The airport is one of the few acceptable venues for day drinking lol
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Feeling myself on pull day
Bard stands hunched over a desk, wearing a navy blue tank that says “Lift Heavy. Pet Pups.”
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Linden Davis @linden-davis.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
this is his gofundme btw. would encourage everyone else who can to chuck this fella a couple quid www.gofundme.com/f/get-artist...
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Donate to Get Artist Des Revol Help with His Legal Case!, organized by Jonathan Rochkind
Our friend Des Revol has been wrongly arrested and convicted over a b… Jonathan Rochkind needs your support for Get Artist Des Revol Help with His Legal Case!
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Ain’t it crazy that being a politician that keeps your campaign promises makes you popular? 🤔
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Tipsy and trying to decide if breaking my rule on microblogging drunk is worth it lol.
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Splitting the difference between horny, exhausted and full rn
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✨Sailor Scout Austin✨🔜PAXU @sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app · 14/06/2026
In the end they scored 94 points in total: Anunoby dropped out after 10 Hart and Bridges scored 13 each Towns dropped 2 BRUNSON SCORED THE OTHER 45!
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elliepnw.bsky.social @elliepnw.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Seattle elects a socialist mayor, wins the Super Bowl NYC elects a socialist mayor, wins the NBA finals Win your city a major sports title with this one neat trick
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
WHY AM I ON A WORK TRIP THIS WEEK 😭😭😭😭
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
LETS GO KNICKS!
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Zohran Mamdani Celebrating
ALT: Zohran Mamdani Celebrating
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
FYI the messaging update changed everyone’s message settings, jsyk
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
crazy that if you harbor self-hate you will think that everyone hates you, but there's only one man in the US who can visit new york city and get boo'd from every corner of madison square garden and general city
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This is gonna be a wild Philly weekend. Tell me how I absconded from the party to go get food 🤣
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JanRock @janrockart.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We're all preaching to a choir perhaps - I would *assume* everybody interested in nsfw art already has everything set to "show" - but it bears reminding that bsky admin loathes what their main userbase ended up being and it's both depressing *and* just so absurd
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Ahh, so many cool ppl I know made top 20 for IML! So happy for them!
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Brad Guigar @bradguigar.com · 19/05/2026
There's an update on Kickstarter's mature-content guidelines. updates.kickstarter.com/an-apology-r... #kickstarter
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An Apology: Rethinking Our Mature Content Guidelines
Last week, we released a set of updates to our rules around mature content. It was our first time publishing a set of detailed, specific guidelines for adult-oriented content on Kickstarter. And hones...
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
@skyfeed.xyz jsyk the mutual feed isn’t working atm
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Kickstarter officially banning adult content now. Knew this was coming, but it still sucks to have yet another part of the internet that I've been explicitly evicted from. Digital gentrification is exhausting.
Screenshot of Kickstarter's new rules against mature content, in which everything pornographic is banned. It's a long document that's formatted in a way that I can't copy and paste all the text that's in it, but the first is that all point and anything sexual is now banned.This part of the document outlines how even self censoring your own work will not work, because even the implication of sex is too much. Even in prose works.This document is confusing because it says that erotic comics ARE allowed... you just can't show sex acts or genitals or try to arouse people. Also you can make sex toys, just so long as they're not for sexual gratification. This is how Kickstarter's email began: 

"Hello,
Kickstarter has always been a home for bold, boundary-pushing creative work, including mature content projects like romance novels, nude art books, and provocative comics. Creators working in this space are a valued part of our community, and that hasn’t changed." And yet it definitely has changed.
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G, PonyhounD 🐕🐎 @ponyhound.net · 12/05/2026
Sir and I will be sharing O/our journey as Asian immigrants navigating kink, disability, & neurodivergence this Wed evening at @leatherarchives.bsky.social! 🔗 leatherarchives.libcal.com/event/16695193 #ponyplay #powerexchange #chicago #roleplay #bdsm #AAPI
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Horse Tales: Crip Creativity, Intersectionality, and Service Animal Protocols
What does it look like to have a kink life supported by your Disability? What about a Disabled life supported by your kink? Join Sir Oliver and Their horse G for a workshop and...
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 07/05/2026
“X city is dangerous so if you go there for a con…” Folks, cities are cities. They are a mass of humanity, some of whom are assholes and most of whom aren’t. Just try not to be a fucking idiot, go places with a friend, and stop panicking.
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
it’s crazy that after a over decade so many people still don’t realize all the mega pokemon are designed after either the letter X or Y
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
👍
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
On a 6 and trying to get to a 2, but honestly as long as my muscles are getting bigger I’m happy
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
❤️🧡
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
An article from The Guardian:

‘She’s opening the bees!’ US beekeeper jailed for trying to save friend from eviction

Massachusetts woman set swarms of insects on sheriff’s deputies attempting to evict elderly man with cancer

A beekeeper has been jailed for six months after she set swarms of her insects on sheriff’s deputies attempting to carry out an eviction at a friend’s house.

Rebecca Woods insisted she only released her truckload of hives to allow the bees to enjoy the “lovely, flowering landscape” near the home of an elderly friend and cancer patient.

But a district court in Springfield, Massachusetts, heard that Woods, 59, admitted under questioning that she was trying to save him from eviction by freeing the bees in the presence of the deputies who had shown up to serve papers.
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Bard @switchbard.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Gods, Mother Mary is a gorgeously haunting movie.
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