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Glengarry Glen Danzig

@swinby.bsky.social
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Husband. Dog dad. Employee. Adult son.

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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 13h
In Xanada did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure foam debris
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 3h
Can we do stupid display names again?
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 02/10/2026
The DCU needs to bring back Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze Just so he can yell, "What's my favorite Taylor Swift album? THE LIFE OF A SNOWGIRL!!!"
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I may not be perfect but I am the enemy of good
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wade of mutilation @waderockett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Professor Harold Hill awakens to find he’s a captive in a small Midwestern town. The tight-lipped, insular residents call it River City. Who are the prisoners? Who are the wardens? Patrick McGoohan is THE MUSIC MAN. With: Leo McKern as the Mayor and Buddy Hackett as Rover
We see Prof. Harold Hill from the back as he enters the town of River City in the 1962 movie The Music Man.
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Taylor Swift having a song called "Patient Zero" reminded me of that woman that was trying to get tickets to eras tour for her child who was recovering from a blood infection during a pandemic. Wonder how the kid's doing
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Teen roast hosted by curbes lurb, Chris del Chris, Cayden Aiden, etc
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was masking in a lesbian bar awoo I was masking in a lesbian bar awoo woo woo
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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 22/09/2026
Not all who wander are lost. Some are what is called "cruising"
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When people ask what's new with me I can't say "I'm getting pretty good at Ninja Gaiden III" firstly because that's lame, but secondly because I'm not that good at it
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
From the people who brought you "puttering around the house on a Sunday" comes the latest new trend: "driving around doing some dumbass errands"
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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 17/09/2026
Who run Beautytown?
A very old-fashioned yellow shingle for a business called MASTER BLASTER HAIR CARE. I took this picture in Cincinnati, Ohio
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Briefly considered reserving a booth to see Cabaret Voltaire's last tour but I don't know if I know a gothy enough couple who would want to double date with us for a midweek show in DC
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i'm gonna head off everyone who thinks this is sex negative by noting: 1) they are largely working together at a doomsday nonprofit while doing this, and 2) they recruit young idealists into this via literal harry potter fan fiction
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm back, I missed you all. Since this is an important subject I know too much about, here's a 🧵 explaining that AI Safety Is Mostly A Sex Cult. I don't think these people should make policy. (1/?) (alternative title: Time For Some Cult Theory)
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran was the kind of kid the Crash Test Dummies wrote songs about
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nathan for you meme with him in Ed Sheeran hair saying "The plan? Hire all Irish openers and then both sides a colonial genocide and see if they stay on tour."
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Either you're a solutions architect or you're a problems architect
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[Benoit Blanc during a Reacher Christmas episode crossover] Listen, son, I myself am of the conviction that violence is the crude weapon of an incurious mind, but I will admit that my gigantic friend here makes the most convincing argument I've yet heard on the virtues of expediency through force.
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I spent the morning doing what my mother would describe as "farting around on the computer"
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I need a place where I can talk shit. Not having locked accounts here is really cramping my style
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Realizing I'm the kind of offbeat friend
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 06/01/2025
practically impossible to order eggs over easy by walkie talkie
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m 70 today. Feels like crossing a threshold into official old age. I’m cool with it. I’m publishing a new novel. Wrote a musical Xmas special due out later this year. Trace & I are launching a new movie riffing series. And I’m part of the new MST3K. Making things is my birthday present to myself.
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Westside Cowboy's debut album is another entry in a series called "what if the Velvet Underground were talented"
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Outlook copilot is doing its damnedest to try and keep me from sending this angry email on a Friday
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
New bisexual pride flag just dropped
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
New bisexual pride flag just dropped
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Chaos @shed.gay · 22/08/2026
This has been on of those posts which has lived in my head rent free to the point that when I DJ'd last month I made sure to reference it, I'm not sure if anyone at #EMFcamp got the joke or not but it was for me so that's not the point.
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think Dolly is breaking bluesky
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know it feels like we're only losing good people but that's only because there's more of them to lose
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
adding a second trepan hole to get a cross breeze going
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In a HomeGoods town, a dead end world The Pier 1 boys and West Elm girls
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
only food I've eaten today was a 1.5 lb italian sandwich. It might be the only food I need today
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2026
i highly recommend checking this incredible parody of modern history channel tv shows, its so well done with great production, you won't regret taking some time out to watch it www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEJM...
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Bigg County Restorations (Pilot)
YouTube video by SCROTEVIDEO
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Your honor, I believe the court will find that my actions at that polling location were clearly intended as a "goof"
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Now would a depressed person leave a Sweetwater shopping cart open for 3 weeks?
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I want to invent a new kind of "hanging out"
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Ramble On" is probably my favorite Led Zeppelin song because it's about how Gollum steals his girl and he's like "oh well, nothin I can do about that"
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
100.7 The Bay is going off the air tomorrow at midnight it sounds like, and they are going full KPPX Rebel Radio playing whatever the f they want. Just heard a song about trippy space aliens
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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 5
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 07/08/2026
at one point somebody made a machine learning application scanner that learned from human hiring managers how to judge resumes and iirc it started just approving only people named jared. when they controlled for jared it would scan for "lacrosse"
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I don't understand the mindset of someone that can look at a long line that splits into two and just assume it's okay to join the "short" line
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
partial headline: Troy Jackson edges Susan Collins
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Glengarry Glen Danzig @swinby.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
I put on Beavis and Butthead and Dana got upset
On tv there’s two cartoon dogs humping. In the foreground a Keeshond is barking at me
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