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Poofy Forest Dragon

@swededweeb.bsky.social
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Swede. Dweeb. Muse on demand. Professional money-thrower. He/him. Icon by @suburbmagpie.bsky.social. Too old

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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is part of what I'm referring to with many people demanding stories that reassure them they're a good person. They want the moral instruction because otherwise, rather than processing the reading experience, there's a thrum of "am I bad? am I bad? what if someone finds out I'm bad?"
Tumblr post by graftini:

stories about abuse are allowed to exist without reducing themselves to moral instruction. i think sometimes when people complain about the “romanticization” of abuse, what they're actually objecting to isn't necessarily the way abuse is being represented, but the fact that the representation doesn't provide them with constant moral reassurance. like, there is a difference between “this story frames abuse as desirable or inherently romantic” and “this story depicts abuse in an erotic/ambiguous/complicated way and doesn't repeatedly tell me that abuse is bad, therefore the depiction itself is irresponsible.”
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 23/09/2026
Happy FN P90 day to all my bisexual friends out there.
On July 20th, 2020, a Twitter user named "chris person"  tweets a photo of FN's P90, a futuristic, rectangular gun, and adds the message, "(after meditating for 12 hours in a cave to think of the most confusing post about bisexuals) bisexuals fucking love the FN P90"
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Chip (aka Josh) @chipcheezum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey folks, I made the launch trailer for CONTROL Resonant, please check it out I think it's good. And then also buy the videogame because I think that's good too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqvA...
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CONTROL Resonant - Launch Trailer
YouTube video by Remedy Entertainment
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My coworkers: "Why do you walk to work? It's almost 10 kilometers!" Me: "Oh you know, it's good excercise - I'm not getting any younger." Me on my walk to work at 4am: *meets all the outdoor cats in the area*
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yeah that checks out
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Normal Beetles: coming to stationary near you (not really, but wouldn't that be fun?)
simple cartoon designs representing real beetles.
upper left: "Xen" is a Xenomorphon. A wingless beetle who cries easily. He always wants to watch the same three movies.
upper right: "Atra" is an Atractocerus. A very long and flexible beetle who can fit in narrow areas. He gets nervous in big crowds.
lower left: "Clav" is a Claviger. A beetle who is always showing up in places without having been invited. He's a nice guy, though, so everyone is usually okay with it.
lower right: "Para" is a Paratuposa. A very small and light beetle who is blown around by strong wind. She brushes her wings for two hours every day.simple cartoon designs representing real beetles.
upper left: "Cal" is a Calodromus. A beetle with long legs who actually hates running. When he gets angry, he kicks things.
upper right: "Platy" is a Platyrhopalopsis. A shy beetle who loves peace and quiet. She always gets nervous when it's her turn to order at restaurants.
lower left: "Kero" is a Cerocranus. A fussy beetle who cares a lot about his looks. He is often late to things, because he gets distracted by mirrors and windows.
lower right: "Ness" is a Cnestus. A small beetle who knows a lot about mushrooms. If she starts talking about something she likes, she will never stop.simple cartoon designs representing real beetles.
upper left: "Mike" is a Micromalthus. A pleasant beetle who always tries to look at the bright side of things. People ask her when she will get married, but she says she is happy by herself.
upper right: "Koto" is a Coatonachthodes. A small beetle with a big tail that looks like a termite. Her tail isn't alive, but sometimes she talks to it when she thinks no one is listening.
lower left: "Mel" is a Meloetyphlus. A loud beetle who loves the sound of her own voice. Even though she has a huge head, she forgets things easily.
lower right: "Trak" is a Trachelismus. A beetle who can always see over the crowd at concerts. He has been getting into origami lately.The twelve cartoon beetle designs standing together as if posing for a picture
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
you have to catch all of them
p1: “Hey sexy, wanna know what I’m wearing?” a voice asks over the phone.

“Uh, nah I’m good,” the guy answers, “What’s your favorite gen one Pokemon?”

p2: “Um…are you over 18, Sugar?” the voice asks.

“Yeah—gen one came out like 30 years ago,” the guy says. “What’s your favorite?”

p3: “Okay, Sugar, if you want to pay $3.99 a minute to talk about Pokemon, then let’s say my favorite is…Pikachu,” the voice relents.

“Okay,” the guy says excitedly, “now let me tell you why you’re wrong.”
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I have now increased it to three months
A chat log from a Twitch DM. There's only one chatter.

Chatter: your stream is on one month follow to chat
Chatter: can you check it
Chatter: at that point no body could message you
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I see you
A patch of forest next to a road is lit up with a flashlight. In the foliage a white-furred cat is sitting, peering at the camera
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Yav - COMMS CLOSED @yavh.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
happy little cryptids (Prepping for halloween YES I KNOW ITS STILL A MONTH AWAY)
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Magpie @suburbmagpie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Wanted to redesign Vyper. An appearance that goes for both lower tail body and legs… by giving her tiny limbs
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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Twitch's "Allow your channel content to train generative AI models" setting is here and on by default. Go turn that shit off, streamer!! The toggle is under your Settings, then 'Security and Privacy'
screenshot of a Twitch account's Settings page, showing Security and Privacy and a toggle that reads "Training for Generative AI"
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
lol ok fallout, that was pretty good
six panel comic depicting events in the game Fallout New Vegas. the player character and Boone, an in-game companion character wearing a red beret and sunglasses, are hiding behind a rock, and the player is looking into binoculars and says "Hmm...". through the binoculars, the player looks at two giant scorpions, a pinkish mutant creature called a centaur, a group of mutated bighorn sheep, and finally Boone, who frowns and angrily asks "You looking for trouble?" because the game classifies pointing binoculars at someone in the same way as aiming a weapon. the player takes down the binoculars and laughs.
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Feed the Scorchpot @scorchpot.indieformer.com · 11/08/2026
I present, our LAUNCH Trailer. Marketing hasn't been our jam. But man did we TRY with this one! - Catan roguelike with Balatro numbers - 20+ unique dice to roll - 9 unique dragons with different playstyles - My wife drew EVERYTHING by hand Feed the Scorchpot. August 20. Our first game 🥹
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This fine gentle-worm was booking it over the road on my way home
A light green worm, with a light orange-red back is crawling on asphalt. It has white, V-shaped patterns on it back. It has a green-blue horn on its butt, and yellow stripes on its head.
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hello there
A fluffy cat is looking towards the camera. It is sitting far away, and the flash is making its eyes glow.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Steve Harvey presents the Miss Universe awards on stage, standing in front of bright lights and a lineup of Miss Universe contestants from different countries. Steve, reading from a card, says, “the new Miss Universe is…” Panel 2: “Xugrulon Prime!” A tearful alien is bestowed with a crown and bouquet of flowers as confetti falls around her. Panel 3: back home on xugrulon prime, her family proudly celebrates in front of their TV set. Two of them embrace, another is taking a video on their phone, and a little larval baby with a pacifier sits among them.
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very big ant | commissions closed @sixfoot-ant.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
New tlo painting 'The Worm Rail', alt text for full description #theloyalones
A large reptilian 'thrall' rests on a bed of wormlike creatures in a heavy industrial train carriage. The desolate landscape behind is overshadowed by the looming hulks of broken down bio-machines.

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Mining in Savic territory is highly regulated, but the badlands surrounding the South Front are not. Some antique rail lines are intact, if dangerous, allowing miners to move south. The booming trade along these lines is known as the Worm Rail, and their methods are illegal in the interior.

Worming is a rapid, low cost and highly effective method of extracting ore. Enormous, magically engineered worms are released in ore-rich soil. From there they burrow into the surrounding rock. Their digestive systems refine ore as they move, gradually filling their expandable bodies.

At full capacity the worms reach almost half a mile in length, growing lethargic as their short lifespan draws to an end. At this point the miners return. They summon worms to a collection point using either small explosive charges or deafening tonal blasts from the train itself. When the worms reach the surface, workers load them into the train as they quietly expire. Their bodies can then be processed at factories in Savic industrial centers.

Worming can be relatively environmentally friendly, when the number of worms are limited. Unsurprisingly, though, nobody is limiting worm numbers. Landslides and sinkholes are commonplace in worm-mined land. In some cases rivers have been diverted through underground channels, causing regional droughts.

Thralls are often employed on the Worm Rail as guards against frequent inter-corporate robberies. Or as the robbers themselves. As long as a worm load arrives at a port, it will be sold with few questions asked. What happens on the Front stays on the Front!
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Managed to roll my ankle on my walk home from work and fall over to scratch the shit out of my knee. Two cars and one cyclist stopped to see if I was okay. Probably thought I was having a heart attack - but at least they cared 💚
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Wasn't able to look forward to the games that are getting released today because I also had a dentist appointment booked, which consumed all my processing power. Now the appointment is done and my brain is suddenly like "omg new games" - the endorphin rush is amazing
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That's a fancy looking slug
A slug moving over asphalt. The slug is a very light brown, with black stripes down it's body. Near the head the black stripes are broken up into dots or short streaks.
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
fugly Usenet socially distance electronica one-trick pony
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Tilkidud @tilkidud.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Big reader
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
* Kris Darling Honey Not Now Mommy Is Dunking The Court
Queen from Deltarune about to dunk Lancer like a basketball. The text “*Get Dunked On” appears in red over her head.
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Holy Void V・ω・V🎃🕯 @autodi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Come on in...it`s perfectly safe --- #art #oc
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ARCR-CRic @arcrcric.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Orca
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Everyone's so friendly... wait, it's what-day for dragons?
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Tilkidud @tilkidud.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bog Safari wip soup
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Tyrone Avant, Host of Sizenanigans @sizenanigans.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If it's hot outside, then they're also hot. Put your kobolds somewhere cold.
Image of a chocolate wendy's frosty with a caption that reads "repost if you dip your kobold in the wendy's frosty"
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Drew Shields (commissions closed) @gnarlyghost.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Crowd Killed at the Uruki Punk Show
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Oku ΘΔ @oku.mow.haus · 13/07/2026
I think if you’re constantly on the offensive, unable to ever let things go, unable to ever take a win when you get one, unable to ever let people fuck up without demanding what amounts to ritualistic penitent suicide, and get mad at people for telling you to calm down, you should not be online.
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🐉~SleepyBlue~🐉 @sleepybluearts.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Made this lil silly comic LOL First draw of Stith and yeah, already seen Titan A.E well… it’s was okay #comic #sketch #stith #doodle #dragon #titanAE
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Great. One of the fans in my computer is making a sound like a very, very distant car-alarm
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
making lots of lizard people
four simple flat color pixel art portraits depicting multicolored lizard or dinosaur characters
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Silly Python program; I mashed together the fictional concept of Hume levels from SCP with a half-remembered urban legend about how true random numbers deviate to non-randomness during "significant events in human history" or something like that
A screenshot of a slightly sci-fi'ish looking program that is currently reading a Hume level of 1.000. A long graph shows previous measurements, some of which are outside a yellow warning border. A information textbox titled Reality Telemetry Summary reads:

Latest reading : 2026-07-02 17:16:44
Source         : random.org
Hume level     : 1.160
Raw sum        : 58 from 100 binary integers
Deviation      : z=+1.60 (STABLE)
Unstable streak: 0
Bits used      : 100
Advisory delay : 370 ms
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I like to see what kinds of people I end up with in Rimworld after the colony has been around for a few years
four simple black and white drawings of rimworld characters, with brief bulleted discussion of their statsdrawing of the four rimworld characters in a mushroom forest biome, with a heavy blue tiny to their clothes and bodies
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Three barnacle geese couples and their kids have already claimed the temporarily closed off bridge as their own
A distant shot of three barnacle geese families relaxing in the middle of the road. The surroundings are lush and green. A family of barnacle geese (two adults and two chicks) are moving off the road and towards the sidewalk. The chicks are flanked protectively by their parents. Two families of barnacle geese are moving off the road.
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♢ 𝓡𝒪 ♢ @gammelgaedda.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
A drawing of two furries, one is an orca and the other a shark. they are wearing matching shirts while smoking a cigar, the orca woman's shirt says "I'm sleeping with da fishes" and the shark woman's shirt says "I'm da fishes"
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Willow @willowgryph.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Baby girl
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ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
oh uhm. youre on my house
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Really not looking forward to having a stranger go spelunking in my nethers tomorrow (it's not the fun kind of cave exploration). But even forest dragons need medical checkups
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Oh no, spring feelings. But also oh yes, _spring feelings_
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 03/05/2026
Helga & Dot, the only two members of the punk co-op who can be sort of trusted around power tools
modern AU Sister Helga & Sister Dot
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I can't believe that @bleakmill.com just dropped Industria 2 - loved the first game. Gonna make sure to enjoy every minute of the second
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
banana
several drawings of a Eurhinosaurus, an extinct aquatic reptile similar to a dolphin, which is yellow and named Banana. clockwise from top left: a red tyrannosaurus is sitting peacefully before Banana suddenly appears with a fish and startles them. Banana crawling across a dead tree bridge. A tiny blue pterosaur riding on Banana. Two larger dinosaurs talk, who stop and look at Banana when he emerges from a bush. A green dinosaur gently pushing Banana across the ground. A larger drawing of Banana looking at some ammonites.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Apparently it's St George's Day 🐉
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Just sitting here in Nevada and just lightly freaking out from the earthquakes we're having - as a swede I'm not used to these at all o,,o
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Neal 🔜 BLFC-MFF-FC @verdantsculpts.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Need around $550 for the rest of my rent payment as well as a dentist appointment I have on Friday. My shop is open and stocked. I have a GFM running to help me with bills. And I also have a tip jar. Please share and help out if you can. Your support is so greatly appreciated. 💜
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@verdantsculpts Lnk.Bio · link in bio
@verdantsculpts Lnk.Bio · link in bio - Profile and social media links for verdantsculpts
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椰蓉糖主 @sublamy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
hi
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