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Poofy Forest Dragon

@swededweeb.bsky.social
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Swede. Dweeb. Muse on demand. Professional money-thrower. He/him. Icon by @suburbmagpie.bsky.social. Too old

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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wanted to do a serious painting and record the whole drawing process, just to have an example for the youtube. It ended up taking over 10 hours, so I'll have to do multiple x16 speed edits to make it at all palatable to watch.
Digital painting of a light green path in a forest surrounded by trees on both sides. A creature with aspects of both an insect and a dinosaur is standing on a tree root in the upper left of the image, surrounded by a few smaller flying creatures. The image is painted in mostly warm tones, making it appear to take place in early morning.
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"You finish that cover bird like I asked?" "Sure did boss, all sexy and handsome!" "Awesome, no notes."
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As a dragon I approve the extra 'bolds to recruit
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Imagine how much fun they could've had with the setting if they just went "oh boy, this is set almost 200 years earlier than the other games and in a completely new part of the US - let's come up with some new ideas!"
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Without even looking at the article, I bet the auto-translation stumbled on the word "haja" or "haja till". "Haja till" could be used in the meaning of "double-take". But "haj" also means "shark" in swedish...
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I keep rewatching them every few years, in much the same way that someone might pour paint thinner in a bag and huff it
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parako ☆彡 @parakodraws.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the two most beautiful gfs ever 💚 #undertale
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is part of what I'm referring to with many people demanding stories that reassure them they're a good person. They want the moral instruction because otherwise, rather than processing the reading experience, there's a thrum of "am I bad? am I bad? what if someone finds out I'm bad?"
Tumblr post by graftini:

stories about abuse are allowed to exist without reducing themselves to moral instruction. i think sometimes when people complain about the “romanticization” of abuse, what they're actually objecting to isn't necessarily the way abuse is being represented, but the fact that the representation doesn't provide them with constant moral reassurance. like, there is a difference between “this story frames abuse as desirable or inherently romantic” and “this story depicts abuse in an erotic/ambiguous/complicated way and doesn't repeatedly tell me that abuse is bad, therefore the depiction itself is irresponsible.”
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And this is what I paid for a bundle of two 32GB DDR5s back in 2023 - I should sell one of them and make back some of the money
A snippet from a computer store receipt - a bundle of two 32GB DDR5 RAMs are priced at 3029kr.
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 23/09/2026
Happy FN P90 day to all my bisexual friends out there.
On July 20th, 2020, a Twitter user named "chris person"  tweets a photo of FN's P90, a futuristic, rectangular gun, and adds the message, "(after meditating for 12 hours in a cave to think of the most confusing post about bisexuals) bisexuals fucking love the FN P90"
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wait, how did they know? How did they know?!
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I always watched the Goldblum movie thinking that the bad part of the fusion was the human, and that's why it turns out to be so messed up. It's just an innocent fly turning into Jeff Goldblum
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At least he'll always have depression
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I mean I was going to get the game anyways but yeah the trailer hammers the conviction home. Also I remember when that song was used to sell another game, but I can't for the life of me remember which and I refuse to look it up. Some driving game...
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Chip (aka Josh) @chipcheezum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey folks, I made the launch trailer for CONTROL Resonant, please check it out I think it's good. And then also buy the videogame because I think that's good too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqvA...
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CONTROL Resonant - Launch Trailer
YouTube video by Remedy Entertainment
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Absolute masterclass of kitty photography on display here
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My coworkers: "Why do you walk to work? It's almost 10 kilometers!" Me: "Oh you know, it's good excercise - I'm not getting any younger." Me on my walk to work at 4am: *meets all the outdoor cats in the area*
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Had a great time with this game - voice acting was top-notch! 💚
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yeah that checks out
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
oh no they're cute 💚
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Normal Beetles: coming to stationary near you (not really, but wouldn't that be fun?)
simple cartoon designs representing real beetles.
upper left: "Xen" is a Xenomorphon. A wingless beetle who cries easily. He always wants to watch the same three movies.
upper right: "Atra" is an Atractocerus. A very long and flexible beetle who can fit in narrow areas. He gets nervous in big crowds.
lower left: "Clav" is a Claviger. A beetle who is always showing up in places without having been invited. He's a nice guy, though, so everyone is usually okay with it.
lower right: "Para" is a Paratuposa. A very small and light beetle who is blown around by strong wind. She brushes her wings for two hours every day.simple cartoon designs representing real beetles.
upper left: "Cal" is a Calodromus. A beetle with long legs who actually hates running. When he gets angry, he kicks things.
upper right: "Platy" is a Platyrhopalopsis. A shy beetle who loves peace and quiet. She always gets nervous when it's her turn to order at restaurants.
lower left: "Kero" is a Cerocranus. A fussy beetle who cares a lot about his looks. He is often late to things, because he gets distracted by mirrors and windows.
lower right: "Ness" is a Cnestus. A small beetle who knows a lot about mushrooms. If she starts talking about something she likes, she will never stop.simple cartoon designs representing real beetles.
upper left: "Mike" is a Micromalthus. A pleasant beetle who always tries to look at the bright side of things. People ask her when she will get married, but she says she is happy by herself.
upper right: "Koto" is a Coatonachthodes. A small beetle with a big tail that looks like a termite. Her tail isn't alive, but sometimes she talks to it when she thinks no one is listening.
lower left: "Mel" is a Meloetyphlus. A loud beetle who loves the sound of her own voice. Even though she has a huge head, she forgets things easily.
lower right: "Trak" is a Trachelismus. A beetle who can always see over the crowd at concerts. He has been getting into origami lately.The twelve cartoon beetle designs standing together as if posing for a picture
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I rewatch it every now and then - love this bad movie :3
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I hate that I want to taste this, but it has two of my favorite things in it (eggs and shrimp)
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
To my coworker: "Please don't tell your wife I mixed her up with him!" Me with my food half-way to my mouth: :|
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Once I had lunch with a coworker, and as I sitting there eating a woman snuck up behind me and started whispering in my ear. She managed about three words before she interrupted herself and profusely apologized - from behind she thought I was my coworker's wife (she was a good friend of theirs)
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Laugh I Would If I Could
Alt: The line "Would if I could, bitch" from the movie Whore
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Immediately reminded me of this skit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xua4...
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Is Trump the President or Am I Brain Damaged?
YouTube video by Dropout
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
_Rävfan_ - älskar det namnet.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
you have to catch all of them
p1: “Hey sexy, wanna know what I’m wearing?” a voice asks over the phone.

“Uh, nah I’m good,” the guy answers, “What’s your favorite gen one Pokemon?”

p2: “Um…are you over 18, Sugar?” the voice asks.

“Yeah—gen one came out like 30 years ago,” the guy says. “What’s your favorite?”

p3: “Okay, Sugar, if you want to pay $3.99 a minute to talk about Pokemon, then let’s say my favorite is…Pikachu,” the voice relents.

“Okay,” the guy says excitedly, “now let me tell you why you’re wrong.”
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Honestly you can't buy better satisfaction than telling someone why their pokemon sucks, $3.99 a minute is a steal. You diss someone's pokemon they're more likely to knee you in the unmentionables and still take all your money
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I like a story with a flappy ending
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I have now increased it to three months
A chat log from a Twitch DM. There's only one chatter.

Chatter: your stream is on one month follow to chat
Chatter: can you check it
Chatter: at that point no body could message you
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I see you
A patch of forest next to a road is lit up with a flashlight. In the foliage a white-furred cat is sitting, peering at the camera
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Yav - COMMS CLOSED @yavh.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
happy little cryptids (Prepping for halloween YES I KNOW ITS STILL A MONTH AWAY)
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
...please tell me I wasn't the only one who turned their head and started doing arm pumps to see for myself how that worked...
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Now that's sportmanship
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Was walking home from work the other week and were looking for deer, managed to step wrong and fall over. Since I'm over 40 that almost killed me
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Magpie @suburbmagpie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I
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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Wanted to redesign Vyper. An appearance that goes for both lower tail body and legs… by giving her tiny limbs
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oh, and fiber-glass insulation. Surprisingly sharp for something so fluffy looking - of course you don't notice that straight away. But after jumping around in it for half an hour it'll creep up on you. ...sorry, working through some childhood memories.
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
*me after my xenomorph wife finishes*
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The Perfect Organism
ALT: The Perfect Organism
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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Twitch's "Allow your channel content to train generative AI models" setting is here and on by default. Go turn that shit off, streamer!! The toggle is under your Settings, then 'Security and Privacy'
screenshot of a Twitch account's Settings page, showing Security and Privacy and a toggle that reads "Training for Generative AI"
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oh, the expression from the game makes sense now. "Damn, did you see the vapid shit this CEO posted?"
A driver looking over his shoulder into the backseat, with a shocked expression on their face
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
lol ok fallout, that was pretty good
six panel comic depicting events in the game Fallout New Vegas. the player character and Boone, an in-game companion character wearing a red beret and sunglasses, are hiding behind a rock, and the player is looking into binoculars and says "Hmm...". through the binoculars, the player looks at two giant scorpions, a pinkish mutant creature called a centaur, a group of mutated bighorn sheep, and finally Boone, who frowns and angrily asks "You looking for trouble?" because the game classifies pointing binoculars at someone in the same way as aiming a weapon. the player takes down the binoculars and laughs.
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Imagine writing an article about how wildly unqualified for his job he is, for his job
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Feed the Scorchpot @scorchpot.indieformer.com · 11/08/2026
I present, our LAUNCH Trailer. Marketing hasn't been our jam. But man did we TRY with this one! - Catan roguelike with Balatro numbers - 20+ unique dice to roll - 9 unique dragons with different playstyles - My wife drew EVERYTHING by hand Feed the Scorchpot. August 20. Our first game 🥹
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh heck yeah 💚
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This fine gentle-worm was booking it over the road on my way home
A light green worm, with a light orange-red back is crawling on asphalt. It has white, V-shaped patterns on it back. It has a green-blue horn on its butt, and yellow stripes on its head.
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