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If we all sat on it at once I bet we could bend the arc of the moral universe so hard people would start sliding off

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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SuperEyepatchWolf said in his Townfall video that he generally doesn't get previews because according to his agent he's viewed by publishers as "unpredictable," which frankly rules. What a respectable thing to have marketers say about you. Hats off to him
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did you guys know that Numotion is the only wheelchair provider and repair service available through my insurance, and that they've decayed so badly since they were purchased by a private equity firm in 2018 that it takes more than a month to have serious problems with my wheelchair repaired?
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Had to ask my parents to purchase and install a new adjustable bedframe (so I can move after I lay down) cause the old one broke. It felt like being a zoo animal whose keepers have to fix part of my enclosure, so I go wait and chew some hay in the corner until they can let me back into my area.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you are a developer on Metroid Ravenous, let me know, and I will do literally whatever you want. Suck your dick, give you all the money I have on me, kill your landlord, whatever. You deserve it
Metroid Ravenous screenshot: Samus uses her Metroid powers to eat a monster
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nintendo has become too much like Disney to do what it should have done with the Ocarina of Time remake. But hey, you can sing to your game and it'll sing back. That's at least a little beautiful.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Olivier is transparently dishonest at all times, yes, and he isn't even trying to hide it. But have you considered that actually he is the world's most honest and trustworthy man
Olivier declares, hand over heart, "For beautiful people and wonderful foo, I am willing to lay down my life."
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Vee @supersquidoodle.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Forum post from November 3rd, 1998 by Dorian Alan that reads as follows:
"It's been a known fact that N64 owners are gay. You all like to play

cute games like Banjo and Yoshi while bashing games like Tomb Raider

simply because the main character is a woman. Now you are all

anticipating the arrival of the gayest N64 game of all, Zelda 64. You

all can't wait to play the game with that delicate little elf with the

big earrings. Why's this game even called Zelda? Shouldn't it be called

Link? Maybe Link secretly wants to become Zelda? You N64 drones are

welcome to this gay game. Coming soon, another gay game, Conkers..."
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
two men standing by a whiteboard. the left man in a blue shirt is looking down.  the right man in a pink (?) shirt is frowning and pointing with a marker at the whiteboard, which says GOOD Storytelling!!
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 16/03/2026
Hearing reports that DLSS 6 is going to make every character in every game look like a naked 14-year-old girl but don't worry, it's actually turning them all into ageless demons who have existed forever but _choose_ to look like naked 14-year-old girls.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I want them in fucking court over this. They should be answering questions in front of Congress by this time next year. "Breaking" a story like this on behalf of a company like Nvidia should be considered criminal fraud.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Every single problem with fandom culture could be resummarized as "Social media can and will turn any negative opinion into a moral panic/harassment campaign." There isn't actually a problem with fandom culture, there's a problem with Twitter
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 27/02/2026
I'd be such a lesser, worse person with so much less joy in my life without the trans people I know. The fact there are people so miserable and pathetic they cannot abide others living their lives in a way that makes them happy is pitiful. We truly cannot heap enough scorn on transphobes.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This article complains that popular lefties believe LLMs to be predictive text models that can't and will never *understand* as a part of their process. Now you would think that this is because the author has some evidence to the contrary. Nope! He just acts like it's silly to believe that. Awesome
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Now, you might not realize it just from looking at him, but this is the sexiest man in a currently publishing manga. What's his secret? It's simple: he's very stupid
Kuroi from Unexciting Date says something in a car. Panel from chapter 18
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Unexciting Date/Moriagaranai Date is causing me physical damage, this is the best romance manga I've read in a long time. Haida is great, her perpetual intimidated frown is hilarious, but Kuroi is, like, the hottest man I've ever seen in my life
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I want it on record before Highguard comes out: you people are all completely deranged about this. Completely untested studio making a billion dollar game verses former Respawn devs who don't have any money for marketing. Highguard is going to be good, probably really good. Delusional news cycle
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Genderswap manga always has some intriguing shit going on.There's this normal-ass "guy who's good at MMOs plays MMO" manga where the guy gets put in a tube by his dad, told it's a controller, locked in the MMO, and has been unknowingly transformed into a girl vampire over the course of 100 chapters.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I respect the writing in a lot of the Warhammer games I've played. It's workmanlike, it gets the universe across, it's frequently performed well. But the books can't be written like this, right? They don't consist of like 90% the same formally phrased exposition followed by threats and posturing?
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Jane Parker 🏳️‍⚧️ ★ @playingps2.xyz · 19/11/2025
When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Trinyvale X Strahd was such an incredible idea, and in execution it's even better than I imagined. Naddpod just gets better every campaign man, it's so clear how seriously they take the craft behind all of the stupid shit that they do
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I've jumped into learning Blender, and given that the critically acclaimed @gigaboots.com Donathon is on again, I decided to make some fanart for my first project youtu.be/MvcPwkuRuA0?...
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Somehow, she returned
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 24/08/2025
I'm of the opinion The Squeaks should be in every kirby game
the squeaks from kirby: squeak squad
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Even in terrible musical songs, that thing where they sing a bar with no accompaniment and then the instruments do a bar for emphasis gets me every time. Like, this song could not be a lamer story beat, but it does the thing at the end so who knows if it's good or bad youtu.be/FL-TT7U_OEg?...
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'Devil Take The Hindmost' | Love Never Dies
YouTube video by The Shows Must Go On!
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
You might not like it, but this is true
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 10/08/2025
One of the best games of all time I fear.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Nobody loves Dark Souls 1 Lightning Halberd like I do
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 08/12/2024
Fantasy Knockout haha what if you were isekai'd into a cute girl with sharp teeth with your best friend who is lowkey scared of women but is fine around you haha what if... the authors are a married couple who want to give people fetishes so it's peak I'm afraid
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Remember Andreja from House Va'ruun? They worship the great serpent? The DLC was about them? From Starfield, Bethesda Game Studios’ epic role-playing game and first new universe in more than twenty-five years? Starfield has possibly the worst world building and story in a major studio RPG, ever.
Andreja looking at the player with a vague, pointless expression
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
(trying to strike up conversation with a beautiful woman) Multifandom enjoyers are eating good tonight.
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Masumi @masumitv.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Thank you Goku. Send this to your friends so they can "Thank Goku" too!
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
We should all get together one of these years and just move pride month. Throw everybody for a loop
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
What's up shinobi it's Sekiro Wednesday! If you see this post, you can help drive back the forces of the shogunate by looking toward Japan, mashing L1, and repeating the 108 conditions for getting the secret ending! Lady Emma is counting on you! Have a divine Sekiro Wednesday!
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a computer generated image of a tree with glowing branches in the water
Alt: The Sekiro Stag, mascot of Sekiro Wednesday
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Before you get mad about the Doctor Who news, ask yourself: Is this really more disrespectful than making Ncuti Gatwa read more scripts like the ones they've been giving him? Is it any more desperate than the Star Wars sequel type shit they've been up to? Isn't it funnier atp to keep digging?
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I wonder what the decision-making process was behind putting a purchase cost on Marathon. Surely Bungie has actual numbers on how much higher the player count is on a free game. Does it feel that important to be "premium?" You've got to assume that's it, right? "Our games are premium." So stupid
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Marathon was always visibly the kind of game that didn't believe in itself
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Trails in the Sky might have the best battle theme in a jrpg. That Trails in the Sky 1st trailer goes crazy
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
It is hard to imagine a structure that more thoroughly defeats the very spirit of storytelling than the video game pick-your-heroine dating menu. A pile of slim will-they-won't-theys where, canonically, no one has ever made progress at all, and payoffs are quarantined in Schrodinger's box.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Finished Cold Steel 4. If Van Arkride gets more than two love interests all 800,000 of my troops will cross through neutral Liberl and lay siege to Falcom
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
They should add Juna to Trails in the Sky 1st and emphasize that Estelle has been her babysitter for years. I would really like that
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Trails of Cold Steel 4 NPC conversations are 85% people talking about sociopolitical situations, 10% impeccable character work, and 4% women talking about yaoi. The last percent is like queerbaiting, but instead of gay people they're baiting the kind of person who picks Team Jacob.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Too-ra-too-ra-loo-rai-ay And we can sing just like our fathers
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
@kriswolfhe.art Thanks for recommending Trails on your podcast. I just beat Cold Steel 3 and this might be the most intelligently planned/written series of bravely noninnovative game stories I've ever played. Kinda like if the Pokemon movies were all about as good as Jurassic Park 1. 10/10 shit
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I have my problems with parts of this game. I don't like a lot of the... costuming choices. Musse swings from very grating to one of my favorite characters on a line-to-line basis. But the thing is that Trails of Cold Steel 3 is still Just That Good. Nobody is doing it like this
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I demand to be allowed to psychiatrically examine both the people who decided this was the appropriate tone for marketing and the people who respond positively to it
Target email advertisement unsubscription menu, where the options are "I need to take a break." and "Whew, that was close!"
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
One of the great things about Trails is the mid level villain lieutenants that I have decades of positive feelings about. All they have to do is show me Bleublanc and I'm like "fuckin Bleublanc, of course you're here you bitch" Bleach also pulls this off but it leads nowhere and meant nothing
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 11/04/2025
I'm putting on my fell for it again award for Fantastic Four idgaf
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
If you only have Mario Kart and ask for cash in exchange for giving TotK a good framerate then I don't have to buy your console at launch, Nintendo
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I don't think there's a group of fans I am less capable of empathizing with than those who prefer the first Fullmetal Alchemist
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I'm going to miss the arbitrary field skill locks on some of the treasure chests in Xenoblade Chronicles X. It made me feel like the PC was learning something. It wasn't good, to be clear, but I liked it
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