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If we all sat on it at once I bet we could bend the arc of the moral universe so hard people would start sliding off

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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SuperEyepatchWolf said in his Townfall video that he generally doesn't get previews because according to his agent he's viewed by publishers as "unpredictable," which frankly rules. What a respectable thing to have marketers say about you. Hats off to him
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did you guys know that Numotion is the only wheelchair provider and repair service available through my insurance, and that they've decayed so badly since they were purchased by a private equity firm in 2018 that it takes more than a month to have serious problems with my wheelchair repaired?
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Had to ask my parents to purchase and install a new adjustable bedframe (so I can move after I lay down) cause the old one broke. It felt like being a zoo animal whose keepers have to fix part of my enclosure, so I go wait and chew some hay in the corner until they can let me back into my area.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you are a developer on Metroid Ravenous, let me know, and I will do literally whatever you want. Suck your dick, give you all the money I have on me, kill your landlord, whatever. You deserve it
Metroid Ravenous screenshot: Samus uses her Metroid powers to eat a monster
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
All modern social media is structured such that it forms its users into mutually hostile factions. It was built that way by accident, but it's maintained that way on purpose by irresponsible corporations. We must escape the ragebait matrix in order to rebuild classical solidarity
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Changing the voices of characters from game to game is one of the main things that brand protectiveness makes franchise fiction needlessly bad at, and exceptions should always be celebrated
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was happy to see that Hyrule Field sometimes looks misty and other times looks less misty. It's important to convey the atmosphere of fantasy adventure.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nintendo has become too much like Disney to do what it should have done with the Ocarina of Time remake. But hey, you can sing to your game and it'll sing back. That's at least a little beautiful.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Olivier is transparently dishonest at all times, yes, and he isn't even trying to hide it. But have you considered that actually he is the world's most honest and trustworthy man
Olivier declares, hand over heart, "For beautiful people and wonderful foo, I am willing to lay down my life."
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Man, my friend was cooking for 4th of July this weekend and that dumbass took the hot dogs off the spit like 30 frames early. Didn't even get the "so tasty!"
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Vee @supersquidoodle.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Forum post from November 3rd, 1998 by Dorian Alan that reads as follows:
"It's been a known fact that N64 owners are gay. You all like to play

cute games like Banjo and Yoshi while bashing games like Tomb Raider

simply because the main character is a woman. Now you are all

anticipating the arrival of the gayest N64 game of all, Zelda 64. You

all can't wait to play the game with that delicate little elf with the

big earrings. Why's this game even called Zelda? Shouldn't it be called

Link? Maybe Link secretly wants to become Zelda? You N64 drones are

welcome to this gay game. Coming soon, another gay game, Conkers..."
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
two men standing by a whiteboard. the left man in a blue shirt is looking down.  the right man in a pink (?) shirt is frowning and pointing with a marker at the whiteboard, which says GOOD Storytelling!!
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Nobody does what everybody does like they do it.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
It's absolutely possible to design a social media that rewards positive engagement and discourages negative engagement, but it's never been tried on a large scale because It would necessitate a big enough change that the market would likely be hostile to it. Market "meritocracy" in action, there.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The attitude problem is downstream from the reward functions of current social media. Controversy and rage bait activate users to engage, which expands the reach of the post. It's a design problem that companies have no incentive to solve, and little incentive to control with moderation.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Her uniform (jumpsuit? I guess there's not really any indication it's a uniform) always reminds me of Space Patrol Luluco
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 16/03/2026
Hearing reports that DLSS 6 is going to make every character in every game look like a naked 14-year-old girl but don't worry, it's actually turning them all into ageless demons who have existed forever but _choose_ to look like naked 14-year-old girls.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I want them in fucking court over this. They should be answering questions in front of Congress by this time next year. "Breaking" a story like this on behalf of a company like Nvidia should be considered criminal fraud.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Has everyone's family been taken hostage over there? How is the most skeptical you get during this whole video calling their fall 2026 release date a "remarkable proposition?" What do you think you are? What do you think your job is? Because at this point you are, at best, accessories to fraud.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Not that it's a perfect comparison. The most impressive thing about it is the way that the whole show coheres together to recreate One Piece in a new medium. Speed Racer is more about the original's vibe than its story, which gave it more freedom as a film, to mixed benefit.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The live action Speed Racer is a closer comparison, imo. Netflix One piece obviously doesn't have a Wachowski directing, but it's just as dedicated as Speed Racer to recreating the spirit of the thing and expressing love for it without treating it like a sacred cow.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It looks better, but more importantly it actually makes big changes to the pacing and scenes of the original while still caring about the characters. It's not the JoJo movie, which is just a clumsy recreation of the original, or Dragonball Evolution, a generic bad movie where the lead is named goku
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I only want to hear about new fast food items if they're described by unprepared executives from now on. It worked on me, Burger King, I bought the big arch! Lock your VP in a room with your next burger and no teleprompter, I promise it'll be good! Wendy's would ruin it so they can't participate
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Every single problem with fandom culture could be resummarized as "Social media can and will turn any negative opinion into a moral panic/harassment campaign." There isn't actually a problem with fandom culture, there's a problem with Twitter
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
What could she mean by this
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 27/02/2026
I'd be such a lesser, worse person with so much less joy in my life without the trans people I know. The fact there are people so miserable and pathetic they cannot abide others living their lives in a way that makes them happy is pitiful. We truly cannot heap enough scorn on transphobes.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
They can only control what they own. They'll break what they buy, but there is no way in hell they could ever drag America back to the '80s, because millions of us are going to fight them at every step. You can't buy cultural dominance, ever, because culture isn't TV, it's what people like.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
These are YOUR reasons, and I respect you in an abstract sense as a fellow human being, but I could not care less about them and didn't ask you to tell them to me. Like, it's a public forum, you're allowed to post replies like this, but maybe find somebody to whom this will be relevant or matter
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
They're taking it from centrist liberals. Owning media space doesn't mean they won, the far right (Reps) and the center right (Dems) are still bleeding all their support and credibility like they have been for the last 20 years. People aren't buying their shit and they hate their guts. Over, my ass
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The question was "why." I was interested in why this guy specifically wants to see it, and also I think the game looks bad, which comes through in the phrasing. I don't know why this is either offensive or confusing to you, and will not be having a discussion on the matter in kinofabino's replies
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Well yeah, but I'm not gonna stick my hand in the goo just because it doesn't cost $40 yet
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Why
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
It's easy to overcomplicate, but like... A movie that usually uses the wrong tools in the wrong places, deploys tropes badly, and doesn't serve its characters well is a bad movie. It's the same as any other quality judgment. It's just that failed movies are sometimes still fun and interesting
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This article complains that popular lefties believe LLMs to be predictive text models that can't and will never *understand* as a part of their process. Now you would think that this is because the author has some evidence to the contrary. Nope! He just acts like it's silly to believe that. Awesome
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
There will be consequences for this
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Éder is one of your companions, I should clarify. Another one of your companions is Magran, the priest who the aristocracy called in to make the bomb Evil. He and Éder do not get along
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The coolest thing about the Pillars/Avowed setting is how it modernizes and runs with this. Éder in Pillars 1 used to worship Eothas, who's like a neutral good god of farmers, until Eothas messiah'd into a guy to lead a revolution against feudalism, and the aristocracy killed him with an Evil bomb
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
It's jarring, granted, and I see how you could assume it's a case of the author coming up with all the fights and working backwards. Still, "super lazy" and "feigning something important" seem wildly cynical unless you've been rolling your eyes at the plot and ignoring it for 100 chapters
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Now, you might not realize it just from looking at him, but this is the sexiest man in a currently publishing manga. What's his secret? It's simple: he's very stupid
Kuroi from Unexciting Date says something in a car. Panel from chapter 18
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
This is straight up the weirdest re-release I've ever seen
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Unexciting Date/Moriagaranai Date is causing me physical damage, this is the best romance manga I've read in a long time. Haida is great, her perpetual intimidated frown is hilarious, but Kuroi is, like, the hottest man I've ever seen in my life
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Is that good
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Concord 2. Be fuckin serious for a second
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I want it on record before Highguard comes out: you people are all completely deranged about this. Completely untested studio making a billion dollar game verses former Respawn devs who don't have any money for marketing. Highguard is going to be good, probably really good. Delusional news cycle
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
He grew up never knowing his mom, who has shown up for exactly one panel, which made clear that she was also a vampire, and the implication was that he was not only originally born a vampire, but also born a girl. He has not, as to the point I have read, found out any of this
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Genderswap manga always has some intriguing shit going on.There's this normal-ass "guy who's good at MMOs plays MMO" manga where the guy gets put in a tube by his dad, told it's a controller, locked in the MMO, and has been unknowingly transformed into a girl vampire over the course of 100 chapters.
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Because people read these books, and I can't imagine they're very entertaining if the same amount of them goes "The armored giant growled 'Chaos will not claim my men, Captain (vaguely Latin name that sounds like the word clitoris).' Clitoris frowned. 'You underestimate the enemy, Sargeant Craig.'"
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I respect the writing in a lot of the Warhammer games I've played. It's workmanlike, it gets the universe across, it's frequently performed well. But the books can't be written like this, right? They don't consist of like 90% the same formally phrased exposition followed by threats and posturing?
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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
This is like the Fullmetal Alchemist of gay pining
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