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@swcavan.bsky.social

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If we all sat on it at once I bet we could bend the arc of the moral universe so hard people would start sliding off

Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If you are a developer on Metroid Ravenous, let me know, and I will do literally whatever you want. Suck your dick, give you all the money I have on me, kill your landlord, whatever. You deserve it

Metroid Ravenous screenshot: Samus uses her Metroid powers to eat a monster

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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Olivier is transparently dishonest at all times, yes, and he isn't even trying to hide it. But have you considered that actually he is the world's most honest and trustworthy man

Olivier declares, hand over heart, "For beautiful people and wonderful foo, I am willing to lay down my life."

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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Now, you might not realize it just from looking at him, but this is the sexiest man in a currently publishing manga. What's his secret? It's simple: he's very stupid

Kuroi from Unexciting Date says something in a car. Panel from chapter 18

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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Me when I see Kirby Squeak Squad (the 10th best kirby game)

Anton Ego flashes back to his childhood (Ratatouille)

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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Remember Andreja from House Va'ruun? They worship the great serpent? The DLC was about them? From Starfield, Bethesda Game Studios’ epic role-playing game and first new universe in more than twenty-five years? Starfield has possibly the worst world building and story in a major studio RPG, ever.

Andreja looking at the player with a vague, pointless expression

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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

My point is that women are making impactful social progress, but that only carries into economics until the lines intersect. Then both continue down, which is way more impactful for QoL. So saying "women are doing better and men are doing worse" is only true in a misleadingly limited way.

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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Too-ra-too-ra-loo-rai-ay And we can sing just like our fathers

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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I demand to be allowed to psychiatrically examine both the people who decided this was the appropriate tone for marketing and the people who respond positively to it

Target email advertisement unsubscription menu, where the options are "I need to take a break." and "Whew, that was close!"

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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

When Disney wanted a character in a similar style to look ethnically "Chinese" (billion person country), they gave him an upturned nose and no facial definition anywhere near his eyes. It's caricature. It's affectionate caricature, they love the character, but it's caricature

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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Of the many things listening to so much of the cerebrocast has done for me, among the most important is introducing me to Madelyne Pryor, herstory's greatest X-Man. Thank Christ the MCU won't survive long enough to adapt her

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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Laughing maniacally rn, dancing in front of a captive and tortured 3DS, moving at 44 frames per second with hitches during online play

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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Thank God this isn't translated because this would be my Bocchi the rock

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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

The X-Men work great as a disability metaphor precisely because of the vast difference between Storm and Rogue. It is, in fact, galling to hear someone self-describe as neurospicy and have to recognize that they are under the same oppression system as you, in the same role. The key is solidarity.

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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

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Sick Wheelchair Combos @swcavan.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

Ace Attorney is obviously awesome just looking at it, right. But the opening scene of the first game is the death of this woman. I'm sorry, we're not on the same page about what characters you should keep around in your franchise. This is a basically unforgivable step one fumble

It's Mia Fey. Resurrect or clone her. Idgaf what actual fans think

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