Reposted by Brevity is the essence of a good handleCharlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There is a moment at the very very end of Abdul El-Sayed's podcast with Ezra Klein (book recommendation section) where he talks about the idea of "speaking truth to pain" and this will be staying with me for an extremely long time. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/o... 11571332049
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yesterday my boss suggested that Claude might be able to help me with something I've been doing professionally for 25 years. I do it incredibly well already. I didn't ask for help, or suggest I needed any. I'm having a hard time filing it under "dipshits love AI" rather than "how fucking dare you" 151
Reposted by Brevity is the essence of a good handleCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure. 5843431192
Reposted by Brevity is the essence of a good handleDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026holy shit lmao 982179516
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026An old friend of my partner's is visiting and expressed surprise at how expensive it was to get here and how insane hotel prices are. My guy, you arrived on the morning of the AFL grand final and you're staying at the Langham. You randomly chose the most expensive 48 hours of the year to visit :/ 000
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 27/09/20262027 will be the year that predictive text is given greater legal protections than trans people. 031
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Resident Evil was a fucking blast to see in the cinema. If you can find one that allows hootin' and hollerin' all the better, this film demands to have "oh shit", "what the FUCK" and "hell yes brother" shouted at it. Zach Cregger on a 2 film "most fun of the year" hot streak after this and Weapons. 100
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Working with farmers is a whole different thing man 000
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What was your first computer growing up? 000
Reposted by Brevity is the essence of a good handleActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices 814244719
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My girlfriend buys me the best shit. Meow. 020
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's called "heat" in the job market because when workers are paid fairly they can afford heating and nice warm coats and holidays in warm places and lattes and the warmth of happiness and human connection... And those are bad things that we all chip in to help the RBA prevent. 000
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@whatsallthispod.bsky.social re: dicks on British TV, are you aware of the Mull of Kintyre Rule? 1131
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ah fuck, tell my kids I love them 100
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's pretty cool that Australia calls the anniversary of Charlie Kirk's death "RU OK Day". Makes us seem brutally sarcastic. 020
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Now that I think about it, there were definitely times I was both sufficiently drug fucked and sweaty enough to give someone a contact high via fellatio, but I'm not sure that I was capable of attracting anyone to the role when I was in that state. 010
Reposted by Brevity is the essence of a good handleBec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026oh your new crime show is about a tortured grizzled sad alcoholic detective man? should we throw a party? should we invite raymond chandler? 811122
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Kids told me that while I'm a good dresser, I'm getting too old to pull off some of the looks I gravitate towards. I've taken the feedback on board and have started embracing my age in the wardrobe of a morning. Pretty happy with how I'm rocking "gentleman of a certain age" 140
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Someone would make an app where you take a photo of a machine at the gym and it tells you how to use it. Then someone should hack that app so it gives hilariously wrong instructions. I want to see dudes using the pec fly to work their adductors. I want to see someone's head caught in a GHR. 000
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Usain Bolt came to a stop on his own, and walked off the track afterwards, rather than crashing into a wall and having his lifeless carcass hauled off on a stretcher. My car can also beat Usain Bolt over 100m, but it can't charm the crowds afterwards or give a post-race interview, so who cares? 000
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Endnotes are for cowards. Footnotes are for big dick playas. 000
Reposted by Brevity is the essence of a good handleThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI theonion.com/guy-who-sucks-at-being… 4471561820
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I logged on too late to work out why the fuck people are talking about spreadsheets, which is a pity since I'm better at Excel than ANY of you and I have OPINIONS. I spend my lunch breaks on r/Excel performing miracles for strangers, how the fuck did I miss spreadsheet discourse? 000
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I'll never stop being ashamed for laughing along with the other chuds when late night TV monologues were just "lol U chubby slut" jokes for MONTHS on end. A majority of people would commit seppuku if they had to endure the shit Monica Lewinsky endured. I'll countenance no ill will towards her. 010
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Just used a photogrammetry scanning app, CAD software and my 3d printer to reproduce a broken connector on an IKEA wardrobe. Perfect fit first go. Real world piracy might become my new hobby. If I like a thing, now it's my thing* *Thing must be made of plastic and have no moving parts 010
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026We really need to get the Catholic clergy out of public bathrooms and kids sports. 000
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Opened a remote connection to my home PC from work yesterday, forgetting my 14yo son was home sick, and his game started blasting through my speakers. Told him about it when I got home and the look on his face as he processed what he'd been doing on my PC while home alone... What a perfect moment. 000
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026AI guy writes: check out this amazing shit I did with an LLM Normal person reads: I've got the IQ of meat and need the computer to help me with basic cognition. 010
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Might become a guy who uses Excel time by default... "You coming to the gig? We're onstage at 46246.9, should be playing through until 46247.083333333 or so" 000
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Half of something that's useless without the other half .. One scissor, half a clothes peg, that sort of thing 010
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I used to manage a hotel in the Blue Mountains and two demographic groups each brought in roughly 50% of our revenue: tourists and locals who despised and resented the tourists. What a fucking shitshow that was, felt like a "two dates to the prom" sitcom episode the whole goddamn time. 010
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Look, to be fair, if I could go online and post lies about spaceships, lasers and robots, and $50,000,000,000 appeared in my bank account every time, I'd probably post lies about spaceships, lasers and robots pretty frequently. 000
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Yes! I'm 51 and just in the last couple of years I've gone from useless to 'pretty good' at sewing, darts, CAD modelling, lock picking and ceramics, and taught some former inmates to be 'pretty good' at database management, all through pretty casual evening classes. Might do jewellery making next. 1251
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Pixies - Where is my Mind, in Fight Club. youtu.be/jbWHZwD5rGQ?...youtu.beBest Movie Scene Fight Club Ending Pixies Where is My Mind?YouTube video by Flash Reborn 181
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I just envisioned a world of smart devices with a function I actually give a fuck about...it couldn't be that expensive with current tech to have every item I own listening out for its own name, ready to reply with a "BEEP". "Needle-nosed pliers?" "BEEP" "House keys" "BEEP" "Sunglasses?' "BEEP" 010
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026A colleague whose two sons were both cops went to Malaysia and returned to find her house had been robbed at some point in the last two weeks. The burglar was arrested and she had every item returned to her within 48 hours. 110
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The legal loophole is prefacing your worthless, ignorant opinions with "look I'm not a paleopaedoanthropologist BUT..." 000
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026If you're really attached to a lab leak conspiracy theory, there's a much better one about COVID leaking from a US lab and was responsible for the sudden, brief and curiously localised outbreak of "vape lung". It's juicer and much more scandalous, and therefore a much better theory. 000
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I recently took a flight w the 80yo ex-dairy farmer who owns the co. I work for. Walking to baggage claim I overheard the gay couple he was seated next to discussing how country folk are smart and lovely and cliches about dumb hicks are cringe. Found the boss and he said "I got sat next to poofters" 010
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Plot outline straight from a 1990s sketch about tonight's viewing on SBS 020
Reposted by Brevity is the essence of a good handleJosh Taylor @joshtaylor.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Interesting warning from Justice Beach to the government in a robodebt ruling published yesterday on what it means in the future re AI. www.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/view... 27151
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026The answers to this prompt show how little Korean content people watch. The correct answer is a 20-way tie between various incredibly handsome Korean men dressed so well that Derek Guy would watch them kneeling in front of the TV, weeping. 010
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026If I were Supreme Leader, you'd have to at least be able to cook an omelette, and tell the difference between beef and pork with a blindfold on before you're allowed to own or run a food service business of any kind. "Entrepreneurs" should stay the fuck out of the restaurant game. 000
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Elon Musk sold 3,519 cybertrucks in Q1 2026. 000
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Factually untrue. As soon as Mrs Scrooge fell pregnant, that baby was a Scrooge. It wasn't until he was born and his parents knew his sex that he was Ebenezer, assuming they'd even chosen a name in advance. 100
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Thinking about COVID and realizing that there was at least one sixteen year old kid whose girlfriend's parents were going to be out that night so they could finally lose their virginity, then a lockdown cockblocked them for several months. That kid can be an antivax cooker, totally understandable. 000
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026"Before he was Scrooge..." fucking Surf Dracula bullshit 110
Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026At a bar after work, playing pool with and chatting up a woman between shots. She asks me "where the fuck are you from dude? One minute you have an English accent, the next minute you're Irish, then you're Australian". I had to explain that it depended which of my three colleagues I'd spoken to last 000