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@svunt.bsky.social
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Commie sperglord. He/him/they/them/it/that

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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So it's confirmed: AI is White.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am not particularly impressed by claims of highly personalised anything from a computer.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've been walking to the train station for work for six years - I walk fast, it takes me 6 minutes. I've had an Android phone on me, connected to my google account with location tracking turned on for 14 years, and google maps still tells me that the walk to the station will take me 10 minutes.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Water cooler conversation in an AI world will be amazing: Joe Dickwit: Did you see the new 'Big Dick Joe Fucks Many Supermodels' last night? What a twist! Janet Payables: No I was binge-watching 'Fuckable Janet Lives in a Mansion and Has the Respect of her Peers' u should check it out it's epic
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When I was maybe 12 and my dad was berating me for something I said something to the effect of "I'm comprised entirely of your DNA and your parenting, so file your complaint internally" and then spent several days contemplating what that meant. 6 years later I enrolled in neuroscience and philosophy
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A year of undergrad neuroscience and you'll reevaluate the possible range to 90-100%. I did the whole degree and "free will is fiction" was one of the biggest takeaways.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hegseth's main points of difference from previous secdefs are his incredible, all-domain stupidity and some weird masculinity issues - certainly not his bloodthirstiness, racism or instinctive criminality.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My Unraid server lets me do a shitload through the GUI with no skill and an unbelievable amount through the command line with not much skill. In Windows I can't do much in the GUI and everything is annoying as fuck through powershell. i know linux by googling, I've been an MS Dynamics dev for years.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A few months back I woke up at 3am needing to poo and I'm still getting over it.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nothing irrational about it if you're a frequent traveller. Those things are fucking antisocial.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was thinking pretty much the same thing yesterday while getting some help adjusting a model - the maker community generally and 3d printing people specifically bring all the good vibes of the old 'net - tons of talent, giving away expertise for the love of the game. It's beautiful.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I make decent money in theory but it feels like every raise, promotion & bonus I've had in the last 20 years have all gone to retailers, landlords & banks. In theory I'm supposed to get richer as I move up the ranks but in practice it seems I'm just funding yachts for a bunch of pricks.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My lease renews in August so for 3 years running I've been given a raise on July 1, then my landlord takes the entire raise away on August 3rd. Three fucking years of smashing it professionally and I've still got the same amount left over after rent...at 4% inflation I'm going backwards every year.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
2/2 ...and her kid was refusing to go to bed. So she put him on speaker and he said "I'm Richard Morecroft...good night" and the kid went straight to bed. That was his answer to a question about the impact he thought his job had.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1/2 I heard him tell a story about getting a call one night in the studio after reading the news. The caller was a woman whose young kid went to bed every night after Morecroft said "good night" at the end of the broadcast. That evening he'd thrown to some video and hadn't said goodnight ...
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now that I think about it, I think I've unconsciously made that same pledge re: Paul Walter Hauser.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Cafe owners rejoice as they land on this year's excuse for jacking up prices".
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I like to throw a comma, an en dash and an ellipsis into the one sentence, just to mix up the pauses.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was going to make a joke about AI giving you the episodes you've always wanted to see, but then I thought about the likely future where a million fuckwits are all cranking it, watching themselves captain the Enterprise while seven of nine gargles their unfeasibly huge balls and got real depressed.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just showed this to my partner, who was an editor for decades, and she just sad "yeah that's been a role for ages" and apparently that's what's it's called. I'm amazed that passed committee.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every day when I get dressed, I put my undies and socks on first, then when I pull on my pants I say out loud "socks are lube for trousers" just in case anyone's spying on me and doesn't understand my genius.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And cabbies either knew how to get to your street, or knew how to get to the street that yours turns off.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've always struggled with soldering but I'm finding it much easier with a Dremel gas soldering rig.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*puts hand up* This weekend I'm sewing/printing Halloween costumes for the kids, making cheese, brining a ham, teaching my daughter to spin and weave cloth and (time permitting) mounting the retractable shelf spice rack I designed and printed during the week.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm actually finding myself sympathetic to his fairly weak critical engagement with the NYPD on the grounds of "let the guy get a tonne of important shit done before he makes a massive enemy of the 7th largest standing army in the world".
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've saved that post so I can use it to convince my kids to pursue whatever they're fascinated by, because the potential rewards are experiences like this, which are far more enticing than "bank account big"
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's hard to fathom just how fucking easy we have it with clothing. Insane material & labour costs to dress a human until a few decades ago. In the 1950s, clothing expenses averaged 16% of total budget for households in the west (I might be pushing that myself but I'm a dandy with a problem)
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is a moment at the very very end of Abdul El-Sayed's podcast with Ezra Klein (book recommendation section) where he talks about the idea of "speaking truth to pain" and this will be staying with me for an extremely long time. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/o...
But there’s also something about truth to pain. We talk a lot about truth to power, but I think it’s actually a lot harder to speak truth to pain. I say that as someone who went to medical school, realizing that in a lot of our politics right now, we’ve got to get a lot better at speaking truth to pain if we’re going to get through some of these challenges that we have.

What does “truth to pain” mean?

It’s one thing to look power in the eye and say: You’re wrong about this. But there’s a way in which pain is very difficult to reason with. Because when somebody is in their pain, they’re in their trauma. They see that pain, and they may not see what’s causing it.

I remember just very explicitly being in a trauma ward with a gunshot wound patient and watching this big guy with his hand on his gunshot wound. All the folks are trying to pull his hand off his pain, that point of his gunshot wound, this clear vulnerability.

And this emergency room doctor had the presence of mind to be like: Everyone, stop. And she looks him in the eyes, and she’s like: I get that really hurts, and I’m so sorry that you’re here. You don’t want to be here. We don’t want you to be here. But if you don’t let us fix this, you could die. So I’m going to take your hand, and I’m going to move it off, OK? Because I need to get there so that you can live.

She was speaking truth to pain. He understands he’s at the hospital, he needs care, but he also doesn’t want anybody to touch the wound. Which is a natural thing. And I think it is a really great metaphor for how we think about a lot of these challenges we talked about today.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I even got through the CEO's mum hitting me up for $20.61 for a couple of beers I had in my room that weren't on the bill when I settled up - she emailed me asking me to transfer the $ back to her at 7:45pm when I was still at work wrapping up my third unpaid hour for the day.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
eh, I made it through a week in Hobart attending the Family Business Association conference with the CEO and his parents (who own the business), which was my reward for being employee of the year. Five days hearing about the evils of family trust taxation changes from a retiree worth $200m.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yesterday my boss suggested that Claude might be able to help me with something I've been doing professionally for 25 years. I do it incredibly well already. I didn't ask for help, or suggest I needed any. I'm having a hard time filing it under "dipshits love AI" rather than "how fucking dare you"
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Economy propped up by housing sector inflation has to finally acknowledge recession"
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy shit they're nearly at COVID levels, that's a stunning fuck-up.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I recently moved all of my super to cash and bonds as that was the only way to avoid having my retirement entangled with the fortunes of SpaceX, Nvidia, etc. Great to know there's literally no way to avoid investing my money with them outside of tax evasion now.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I'LL DELETE THE DATABASE"
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've long admired the Claymore for the instruction "FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY" which stands out to me as a refreshingly honest statement in a world where everyone's so focussed on framing and linguistic gymnastics to avoid ever saying what they mean.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My competitive instincts extend to machines, inert objects and the theoretical concept of failure itself.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time I leave a job, they spend the next several months finding out that the loud guy who acts like he's the main character was actually the quiet achiever who kept a thousand things running and helped out every department with everything they didn't know who to ask about.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can remember trying over a hundred times to get a screw into a machine I was building. Every time the screw would fall off the magnetic driver and land inside where I had to retrieve it with a flexible grabber. Must've taken me 90 minutes to get that one screw in, and I didn't cry once.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Any number of my hobbies are geared towards people with dexterous, nimble, lithe hands. I have massive, meaty paws that I'm fairly poor at controlling, so the talent I bring to most of my hobbies is an absolute unwillingness to be defeated. I'll cut a circle of material 80 times until it's round.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Korean film is adapted from, "Save the Green Planet", is actually good.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
holy shit lmao
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An old friend of my partner's is visiting and expressed surprise at how expensive it was to get here and how insane hotel prices are. My guy, you arrived on the morning of the AFL grand final and you're staying at the Langham. You randomly chose the most expensive 48 hours of the year to visit :/
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
2027 will be the year that predictive text is given greater legal protections than trans people.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've got no love for video game adaptations, but this absolutely nailed and respected the gaming experience on so many levels. Funny as shit too.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Resident Evil was a fucking blast to see in the cinema. If you can find one that allows hootin' and hollerin' all the better, this film demands to have "oh shit", "what the FUCK" and "hell yes brother" shouted at it. Zach Cregger on a 2 film "most fun of the year" hot streak after this and Weapons.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Working with farmers is a whole different thing man
Screenshot from an email in Outlook: "Sorry was kicked in the head and was in hospital for a few days, will try to do it tonight" then an autosignature saying "Get Outlook for iOS" in blue link test.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every time someone tells me this I'm reminded that Carl Cox has been living in Frankston South part time for the last 20 years.
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My policy of learning to fix anything that breaks has provided the excuse to buy an endless number of tool kits over the years but buying a watch repair kit when I needed to replace a battery had consequences I wasn't prepared for. That's a deep rabbit hole, and YouTube will happily guide you to it
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