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chris sevedge @svdg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
jalon daniels and winning a game in texas he has absolutely no business winning, name a more iconic duo
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chris sevedge @svdg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
rooting for dallas in my capacity as hatin'-ass lifelong jaguars fan for 11 years >>>>>> rooting for dallas as dallas fan
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You put John Mateer’s brain in a fish and it’ll start mooing
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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the original Aloof Wife @cpi.pinball.horse · 21/09/2026
*RFK voice*
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Florida State 11 games a year vs. Florida State when they're playing Bama
the Monstars as tiny little aliens the Monstars with all the NBA players' powers, gigantic and hulking
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s the dumbest shit I’ve seen in years and I watch Reacher
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chris sevedge @svdg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(2pher tries to trick us in the 20th extremely obvious way in one car ride) ME: (frustration tipping over) buddy, how dumb do you think we are? 2PHER: well momma is smart but you are dumb. ME, MOM: (stifling snorts) 2PHER: mmmyep. i think i'll get away with it once it's down to you and me
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Blood boiling. Not a good look for OpenAI or Greg Brockman here: "ah nice" in response to "a hack to get around nytimes paywall" in his efforts "to scrape" The Times website. After many points on his bragging about OpenAI's substitution for news. /4
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Straight from OpenAI's Brockman and Microsoft's Nadella - 'doom loop' for the entire web [as they vacuum up and substitute the work of journalism and threaten their economic foundations]. /2
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eye popping. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1
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chris sevedge @svdg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
go jags!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Actual 360 no scope on a college football field
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was sent this screenshot from the other app.
A screenshot from Twitter. 

“Fuck Mizzou, Rock Chlk Algeria bitches”
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
instead of doing grad school homework I gave leggy jayhawk a Bible and a gun because I think he needs them
Leggy Jayhawk with an extremely poorly photoshopped Bible and gun
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
we don't deserve them but I'm asking anyway: can we swap them for Mizzou
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 08/08/2026
the media in this country treats bigotry coming from a place of fear as a valid public position. eventually this leads you to the ludicrous place where “the muslim mayor of new york city shouldn’t attend the 25th anniversary commemoration of 9/11” is treated as newsworthy opinion
"This guy, I think, is just an in-your-face type of guy that — for lack of a better word — enjoys this kind of controversy.
I'm just not in favor of him being around, so if he didn't come, I'd say great, we would go. But if he's going to come, I would venture to say a lot of people might not go," said Hughes, who is now retired and lives on Long Island.
The grieving father said he disagrees with Mamdani's politics and expressed anger toward the mayor. "Just the thought of him there rubs me the wrong way," he said.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde Settle Custody Case, He Will Pay $27K a Month in Child Support
Breakups & Divorce "
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Jason to pay $27.5k/month in child support, plus 25% of Olivia's child care expenses. Thoughts on this?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hi this is Boo Buie, this is my father Boo Buie and my grandfather, you're not gonna believe this, Boo Buie.
NBA player Boo Buie III
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chris sevedge @svdg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
🚨🚨 gates bbq switched to coca-cola products 🚨🚨
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Meanwhile, in Mexico:
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chris sevedge @svdg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
just drunk enough to open social media pages for various domestic SSPX establishments and start asking which of the two S's stands for schism
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chris sevedge @svdg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
media.tenor.com
a man wearing sunglasses and a red jacket is standing in front of a ford logo .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a red jacket is standing in front of a ford logo .
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Call him Victor Hugo Wembanyama cuz he makes his opponents “miserables”!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The signs put up indicating Royals' P Michael Wacha strikeouts are very good
There is a Pac Man with a crown on it and blue ghosts with forward Ks and a red ghost with the backwards K
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The Hounds of Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Christopher Nolan's movie is an affront to everyone who believes in preserving and cherishing memory of authentic Ancient Grease culture
Bunch of dudes and boats from the OdysseyOlivia Newton John and John Travolta with their wacky high school buds in Grease
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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Celebrating the WNBA season opener by once again sharing my favorite sports graphic of all time.
A'JA WILSON IS THE 1ST ATHLETE IN SPORTS HISTORY TO HIT A GAME WINNER OVER A
MARRIED COUPLE 😧🔥
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chris sevedge @svdg.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
explaining The Bunt for Ned October to my 5y/o son bc it's time for him to learn about his people
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a royals jersey and helmet
ALT: a man wearing a royals jersey and helmet
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chris sevedge @svdg.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
robins chirping at 2am cardinals start before 5am and people talk like living downtown has sound pollution smdh
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chris sevedge @svdg.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
marriott switching from pepsi to coke might be the first pro-consumer thing marriott has done since i started paying for my own hotel rooms
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 19/07/2025
This stuff is basically propaganda, and probably more dangerous than more obvious propaganda, because it performs the overcoming of objections to AI in a way educated readers are meant to find aspirationally sophisticated
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
the NCAA uploaded raw footage of the UConn buzzer-beater from every camera CBS had in the building to youtube (will drop in the replies) and the best part has to be this hard pan to Dan Hurley's mom yelling HOLY FUCKING SHIT followed by a synchronized simultaneous HOLY SHIT by both Hurley parents
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 29/03/2026
the New York Times loves 2 rip off my blog instead of hiring me
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Tiger Woods has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
if British people truly pronounce the letter Z as "zed," as they so bizarrely claim, explain why on their signature song, the Spice Girls — perhaps the most important British people of the modern era, or at least the most British — say "here's the story from A to Zee"
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 15/03/2026
The funniest hit-by-pitch you'll ever see
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
celebratory shots of espresso in the dugout after a home run, Italy by a million
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chris sevedge @svdg.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
when 2pher kinda sorta hears dad's billing hours playlist
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chris sevedge @svdg.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
representation matters
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Zach Goldberg @zgoldberg.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
“Zack can you talk us through your mentality for the labor dispute?” “No.”
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Bryan Murphy @bryanmurphy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Now that the players know that Tony Clark's attention was divided by pleasures of the flesh, it's time for MLBPA to turn to the only logical choice for their next leader. Someone without emotion. No remorse. Who wouldn't be tempted by anything except maybe a passing train.
Zack Greinke in a Royals hat and wearing LARGE shades
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 14/02/2026
The 4 panel Vince McMahon meme as follows:

TRUMP'S
"IRREFUTABLE" LEGAL
ARGUMENT TO REQUIRE VOTER ID
MAYBE BASEU
UNINSANE CLAIM THAT A MARRIOTT HOTEL MANAGER
FOUND
SECRET TEXT
IN THE SHADOWS OF A MICROFILM
COPY OF THE
U.S. CONSTITUTION
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chris sevedge @svdg.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
in this house we stan corey maggette
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