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John Avocado 宇杰

@supercroup.com
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M People fan and full-time metaphorical punchbag WLTM older woman for Fox's biscuits and dodgy sex. | Linguist | He/him | Sydney/Darug Country via Hull.

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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 22m
Acting like you're the official opposition and then at the same time complaining that the government doesn't treat you like a (majority) coalition partner is certainly an approach. I'm sure they'll have plenty of opportunity to reflect on why that's not successful.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 26m
My favourite thing about getting a new phone is the way that every app thinks that because it's a clean install of the app, it's the first time you've ever used the app – or indeed any app – so goes into tutorial mode.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 50m
We have been very good friends for a long time, but I am willing to end this acquaintanceship if you ever suggest anything like that again.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 56m
I have loaded up my Kindle with holiday reads. I'm going to use my month without TV to try to read The Lord of the Rings, I also have some Dickens, Narnia (it was $1.55 for the full set), and a male-written post-apocalyptic MM romance that some faggot on TikTok recommended.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 1h
I find the numbing heat of Sichuan pepper (and I assume Yunnan pepper) to be much more tolerable that the firey heat of capsaicin.
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Snarky Platypus @snarkyplatypus.com · 3h
Anyway, I do like this chart of the official cash rate in Australia from 1980 to 2024 for perspective.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 3h
Giving a shit is a waste of time?
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 3h
Lol I got 92%
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 3h
She asked me if I felt the earth move and I was like, the sex wasn't *that* good 🥁
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 3h
Yeah, Heather Small wasn't even a permanent member originally. I'm glad it turned out the way it did though.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 4h
By the way, you can just laugh at small business owners whinging about not being allowed to charge card fees.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 6h
Completed shawl for Adrian's mother. 🧶
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 15h
Last time nature utterly trolled me was in 2008 when I told my mother I was out with friends in Manchester, but I was actually in Leeds fucking my ex, and that night there was an earthquake in Manchester that I conspicuously neglected to report to my Mum because I didn't know about it.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 24/06/2026
People get really upset if you point out that the majority of the world's native English speakers live in the United States, and that acting like American English is a minor offshoot of English instead of being the main variety is ridiculous.
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josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 18h
I'm sorry that can't be your name
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 19h
Only Cornwall rejoining is just the tip
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 20h
I'd love it if Britain joining the EU was presented as just that – joining and not rejoining. But I do love the phrase "go all the way", and I hope it means all the way, including Eurozone and Schengen.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 20h
Good selection. I allow covers, but you get to set your own rules for your top 3.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 23h
Pointer Sisters top 3: 1. Automatic 2. Dare me 3. Jump (for my love)
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 23h
Embarrassment of the day: went to the barber near my office in Parramatta. He asked me if I work in Parramatta. "Yes," I said. "How about you?". And he just looked at me like the idiot I very clearly am.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 30/09/2026
The only bad thing about being gay is that occasionally you end up with a boyfriend who shows you Madonna videos as if you've never heard of Madonna before.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 07/07/2026
Alcazar walked so Madonna could run.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 29/09/2026
They also did Ashfield a couple of weeks ago, so I feel like they're following me a bit.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 29/09/2026
A couple of travel influencers did a food tour of Toongabbie this month. youtu.be/0mbCy--cqMw?...
youtu.be
We Found Sydney’s “Little Sri Lanka”! 🇱🇰 | Toongabbie Food Tour
YouTube video by Bucket List Travellers
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 29/09/2026
Just quietly, if you think interest rate rises hurt renters, then you have fallen for landlord propaganda.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 29/09/2026
How fun is calculating CGT!
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 29/09/2026
Yeah, this one also misses my boyfriend, who was born and raised in China and speaks two Chinese languages as a native speaker, because we speak only English at home. But if we *did* speak Chinese at home, I would be captured in the CALD group, which is not the intention of the question.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 29/09/2026
Still thinking about this and making myself feel sad again
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 29/09/2026
Socks with days of the week embroidered onto the cuffs
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 28/09/2026
Okay, yeah, I'm an absolute mess. Feeling dehydrated from crying. Why is it that my chosen genre of film and TV seems to be "stuff that will make you sad forever"?
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 28/09/2026
"Soul Mate" on Netflix btw. I have one more episode of it to watch, but I don't know if I'm strong enough.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 28/09/2026
Current status: sobbing intensely over a TV show.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 28/09/2026
Heading into the office for the afternoon. I've found that WFH in the morning and then going into the office after lunch on a Monday works well for me. And the office is quiet on a Monday, so I can get stuff done without distractions.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 28/09/2026
Yes, and just five days to eat it all 😬😬😱
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 28/09/2026
Was originally supposed to be 10, but ended up being 4 properly and two who had already eaten but had a bit anyway
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 28/09/2026
This was last week's discourse, babe.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 07/02/2024
"How does this work?" Mechanical engineers: *explains how it works* Software engineers: well, first of all, it doesn't, but here's a list of things we've done to trick the program into thinking it does.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 27/09/2026
Ignacio Lopez though 🤤🤤🤤🤤
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 27/09/2026
Yeah, I put a full 8-hour shift in the kitchen this afternoon. Sadly, I had lost most of my appetite by serving time. The ribs were bloody good but.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 27/09/2026
Least you're allowed to drink milk
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 27/09/2026
It was a decent spread. Lots of leftovers for the week too.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 27/09/2026
Mostly black vinegar, but I didn't have enough so I added in some red wine vinegar too.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 27/09/2026
Shanghai-style sweet and sour pork ribs
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 27/09/2026
Cooking update: we have decided to can the Dongbei-style chicken and mushroom stew because our guest list has shrunk (academics are fickle people!). So the menu is now just the Shanghai-style sweet and sour pork ribs, vegetarian lasagne, and the Brazilian chickpea and coconut curry.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 27/09/2026
More food prep
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 27/09/2026
Cooking is happening
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 27/09/2026
"Croissant Benny"
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 26/09/2026
Looks like a solid start. And good to see the good old meal master mini there :)
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 26/09/2026
😍
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 26/09/2026
This is probably the main takeaway for me. Especially as I approach my mid-40s.
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