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John Avocado 宇杰

@supercroup.com
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M People fan and full-time metaphorical punchbag WLTM older woman for Fox's biscuits and dodgy sex. | Linguist | He/him | Sydney/Darug Country via Hull.

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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 6h
Last time nature utterly trolled me was in 2008 when I told my mother I was out with friends in Manchester, but I was actually in Leeds fucking my ex, and that night there was an earthquake in Manchester that I conspicuously neglected to report to my Mum because I didn't know about it.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 24/06/2026
People get really upset if you point out that the majority of the world's native English speakers live in the United States, and that acting like American English is a minor offshoot of English instead of being the main variety is ridiculous.
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josh @punchhappiness.bsky.social · 8h
I'm sorry that can't be your name
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 10h
I'd love it if Britain joining the EU was presented as just that – joining and not rejoining. But I do love the phrase "go all the way", and I hope it means all the way, including Eurozone and Schengen.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 13h
Pointer Sisters top 3: 1. Automatic 2. Dare me 3. Jump (for my love)
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 13h
Embarrassment of the day: went to the barber near my office in Parramatta. He asked me if I work in Parramatta. "Yes," I said. "How about you?". And he just looked at me like the idiot I very clearly am.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 14h
The only bad thing about being gay is that occasionally you end up with a boyfriend who shows you Madonna videos as if you've never heard of Madonna before.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 07/07/2026
Alcazar walked so Madonna could run.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 29/09/2026
A couple of travel influencers did a food tour of Toongabbie this month. youtu.be/0mbCy--cqMw?...
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We Found Sydney’s “Little Sri Lanka”! 🇱🇰 | Toongabbie Food Tour
YouTube video by Bucket List Travellers
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 29/09/2026
Just quietly, if you think interest rate rises hurt renters, then you have fallen for landlord propaganda.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 29/09/2026
How fun is calculating CGT!
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 29/09/2026
Socks with days of the week embroidered onto the cuffs
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 28/09/2026
Current status: sobbing intensely over a TV show.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 28/09/2026
Heading into the office for the afternoon. I've found that WFH in the morning and then going into the office after lunch on a Monday works well for me. And the office is quiet on a Monday, so I can get stuff done without distractions.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 07/02/2024
"How does this work?" Mechanical engineers: *explains how it works* Software engineers: well, first of all, it doesn't, but here's a list of things we've done to trick the program into thinking it does.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 27/09/2026
Ignacio Lopez though 🤤🤤🤤🤤
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 27/09/2026
Cooking update: we have decided to can the Dongbei-style chicken and mushroom stew because our guest list has shrunk (academics are fickle people!). So the menu is now just the Shanghai-style sweet and sour pork ribs, vegetarian lasagne, and the Brazilian chickpea and coconut curry.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 27/09/2026
Cooking is happening
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 27/09/2026
"Croissant Benny"
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 26/09/2026
Great piece on COVID-19, risk, and masking in 2026. It presents the issues factually, relying on data, and in a reasonable and very accessible way. gidmk.substack.com/p/the-last-d...
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The Last Ditch Mask Fight: What Are The Risks of COVID-19 in 2026?
A discussion that we’re still somehow having
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nick @nickzoic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They were making a great poster about giving up meth and then remembered they could still lick the baggie.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 26/09/2026
Someone put these posters up in Eastwood. I love how it starts off with a reasonable feel, but once you get to the bottom, it's just random words
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 26/09/2026
Got a free mooncake from the Labor Party, and if Daddy Minns thinks I'm going to vote Labor after this, well, then he's absolutely right.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 26/09/2026
This is why I say Americans just shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the metric system. We should never have let them find out about it.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 26/09/2026
My favourite memory of Marigold was when I was supposed to be meeting friends but I went there on the wrong day. I was a vegetarian at the time too, so I spent an hour sitting on my own eating broccoli. As I left, the lady at the desk said "very healthy!".
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 26/09/2026
En route to Eastwood to eat MEAT in celebration of the mid-autumn festival 中秋节 (which was yesterday, but I was far too busy yesterday). And in a week's time, we will be actually on our way to China.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 26/09/2026
TODAY
Google Pixel 10a box
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Jono Read @jonoread.co.uk · 25/09/2026
This should be a British citizenship test 😂
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would suggest that interested parties should look up into the sky after dark. It will be the round white thing.
Where to see the September Corn Moon in
Sussex this week
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 25/09/2026
Essay submitted, which means I have finished my second year. And THAT means I have some decisions to make about next year. More coursework or the dissertation? We will celebrate the mid-autumn festival tomorrow.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 25/09/2026
A lot of the problem with online disability discourse, especially in America, is that the loudest voices are those who refuse to participate in society and then get upset when society moves on without them.
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Kitty/Inner West Hansard @tiredhottakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is why the ‘Covid conscious’ are not to be taken seriously on accessibility.
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Kitty/Inner West Hansard @tiredhottakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So I looked at their website, and while it was technically accessible (‘round the back, past the bins), the bar area wasn’t. Disabled people could not walk through the front door and could not order a drink themselves, and this was seen as less of a barrier to accessibility than masks.
Eddy Murphy • @ViscountConsett
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48 hours in I've just realised that Last Ditch is not wheelchair accessible...
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 24/09/2026
Thursday is my food and drink night, and I've banged more half-price prosciutto down my gullet tonight than really I ought to have. That said, my doctor did agree this afternoon that I could postpone "watching my diet" until after I get back from China.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 24/09/2026
The LORD is mi chico latino I shall not want He taketh me back to my sweet la vida He findeth my love. Yea, though I walk through my dolce vita I fear no evil, for thou showeth me where I need to go
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 24/09/2026
Taking a "fuck it that'll do" approach to this essay I'm writing, and I do feel a little ashamed, especially since some poor bugger will have to actually read it, but I have sadly run out of time to care. The deadline is tomorrow, an extension isn't possible, and I'm basically running on fumes.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 24/09/2026
Ranking of Macy Gray songs that are about her murdering people: 1. I've committed murder 2. Strange behaviour 3. My fondest childhood memories 5. Gimme all your lovin' or I will kill you
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 24/09/2026
I'll never understood entertainment at football matches. Surely the football match itself is the entertainment?
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 23/09/2026
For a moment I thought The Guardian had suddenly pivoted on its stance on trans women...
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 23/09/2026
Peter Serafinowicz reminds me a bit of the Croatian guy who asked me to run away with him to rural Croatia and open a butterfly farm. Occasionally, like very occasionally, I almost regret saying no to the proposition.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 23/09/2026
I don't take iced coffee to my job interviews; I take a McDonald's thick shake with a paper straw so the hiring manager will know I'm good for a decent blowjob if it ever becomes necessary.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 23/09/2026
One of my favourite genres of post is tallen whinging about not getting a free upgrade and being forced to travel in the seat they actually booked.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 23/09/2026
Late dinner is carrot and ginger soup with lentils and split peas. Late because it needed to sit on the stovetop cooking for an hour, and I was unconscious while 7pm following my allergy incident this afternoon. It's a bit bland, but I'm mainly having for the nutrition my body is craving.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 23/09/2026
The duck mousse is really delicious, so I'll have to be careful to eat it in moderation lest it gives me gout or something.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 23/09/2026
The Discourse continues over on social media website Threads, and I'm learning that it is ableist to share information about the world with autistic people so they can better navigate it and social situations, but it's NOT ableist to assert that autistic people are incapable of learning things.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 23/09/2026
Yes, the blades in the Ninja Professional food processor really are quite sharp. Ouch, sweetie, ouch.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 23/09/2026
Left work early because I had an allergic reaction to something. Not sure what. It felt like what it feels like when there are cats around, but I'm pretty sure there were no cats in the office.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 23/09/2026
The most annoying men are the ones who stand by the door of the lift thinking they're letting everyone behind them out first without realising that what they're actually doing is blocking the door.
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