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John Avocado 宇杰

@supercroup.com
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M People fan and full-time metaphorical punchbag WLTM older woman for Fox's biscuits and dodgy sex. | Linguist | He/him | Sydney/Darug Country via Hull.

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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 8h
Completed shawl for Adrian's mother. 🧶
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 27/09/2026
It was a decent spread. Lots of leftovers for the week too.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 27/09/2026
Shanghai-style sweet and sour pork ribs
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 27/09/2026
More food prep
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 27/09/2026
Cooking is happening
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 27/09/2026
"Croissant Benny"
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 26/09/2026
This is probably the main takeaway for me. Especially as I approach my mid-40s.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 26/09/2026
Someone put these posters up in Eastwood. I love how it starts off with a reasonable feel, but once you get to the bottom, it's just random words
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 26/09/2026
Got a free mooncake from the Labor Party, and if Daddy Minns thinks I'm going to vote Labor after this, well, then he's absolutely right.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 26/09/2026
One of the easiest ways to get onto my blocklist is to be dull and annoying in my mentions, especially when it comes to earnest replies like this to shitposts. Zero tolerance.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 26/09/2026
This is why I say Americans just shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the metric system. We should never have let them find out about it.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 26/09/2026
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 26/09/2026
TODAY
Google Pixel 10a box
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 23/09/2026
Actually it's pedophilia
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 23/09/2026
One of my favourite genres of post is tallen whinging about not getting a free upgrade and being forced to travel in the seat they actually booked.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 23/09/2026
Not quite mackerelmaxxing, but today's haul from Tong Li featured a couple of tins
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 23/09/2026
Left work early because I had an allergic reaction to something. Not sure what. It felt like what it feels like when there are cats around, but I'm pretty sure there were no cats in the office.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 22/09/2026
You don't understand, Christopher, she's going straight to a job interview from the hospital where she was being treated for severe dehydration, and a triple caramel half n half iced latte every hour or less is necessary for keeping her fluids above the danger zone level.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 21/09/2026
Lol this is doing the rounds on social media website Threads and all the morons there believe it
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 21/09/2026
This is today's
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 21/09/2026
3pm sugar requirements
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 21/09/2026
Liquid coffee
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 20/09/2026
The weirdest tying about social media website Threads is these template engagement bait posts. Every day there is a particular template that (I assume) bots modify slightly and post. But they're always just so bland.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 20/09/2026
Always.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 20/09/2026
Editing intensifies
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 19/09/2026
Knitting between writing sessions.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 19/09/2026
Now there's three really good songs from the 90s (I just listened to them in the shower).
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 17/09/2026
Lol Heather Small supporting Simply Red feels like a world gone topsy turvy!
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 17/09/2026
Just got the results back for my toxicity score
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 15/09/2026
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 14/09/2026
Looks like a dinosaur to me.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 14/09/2026
Lifehack: wear Crocs to the office.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 12/09/2026
Incredible scenes
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 11/09/2026
Thoughts and prayers to @oysta.au at this difficult time.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 10/09/2026
Even I'm sardinemaxxing now
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 10/09/2026
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 08/09/2026
This is legit one of the stupidest things I've ever read in my life.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 08/09/2026
Discussions on Threads about cooking at home vs eating out reminded me of when I was living alone during the first lockdown. This was my meal plan for the fortnight 15-28 May. Not super-inspiring, but my budget was $60 a fortnight since I was on the Jobkeeper.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 07/09/2026
The ABC has an incredible ability to find the people nobody could possibly have any sympathy for to interview for their stories on people suffering from topical hardship. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 07/09/2026
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 07/09/2026
Here are senior figures from the Labor party, the Liberal party and a bank opposing it. I assume the fantasy you have playing in your head brings you some enjoyment.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 07/09/2026
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 07/09/2026
Can we please present this as what it actually is: One Nation wants you to transfer your retirement fund to your landlord or your bank.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 07/09/2026
NOT auspicious 😬😬😬
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 06/09/2026
Spot the difference.
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 05/09/2026
Chicken soup with ginseng
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 05/09/2026
Anyway
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 05/09/2026
I got Massachusetts, which is basically the same as Rhode Island, I think?
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John Avocado 宇杰 @supercroup.com · 04/09/2026
This was inspired by this (amusing and good) post and the weird people on Threads banging on about how the Roman alphabet is bad and evil or something. Hangul is also an alphabet!
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