Reposted by Sunburned Lobsterhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad 6140211031
Reposted by Sunburned LobsterJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026this is the funniest thing i've seen in a looooong time. city passes new rule allowing prayer before city council meetings. satanist prays. city council then debates proper time to "undo the curse that was just put on our city" www.404media.co/it-is-done-h... 702074505
Reposted by Sunburned LobsterRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026in humanoid robot movies the dilemma is always "the robot is programmed to perform humanity's grimmest tasks, but cannot love or be loved and will never feel the joy of holding a baby in its arms" but tech bros are like "great news, I just coded BabyHoldr 4.1 so I don't have to hold my baby anymore" 2151070
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Altman acting like he’s playing a sincere and serious trolly problem game, when actually he’s driving a very stoppable train. 000
Reposted by Sunburned LobsterMatthew Dowd @matthewjdowd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Latest WSJ poll: "63% want to pause AI development 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 59% want Medicare for All 57% want a $20 minimum wage 58% want to end U.S. military aid to Israel" This is the center of the country politically. it is time all adjust to this political spectrum, esp. media. 9734691080
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There is a guy who has presented to the company tech check-in two weeks in a row, presenting two different AI tools. He has clearly used an LLM to write his entire monologue, which he reads verbatim and results in him seeming like a fully AI-generated fake person. Don't do this. Stop it. 001
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Can we talk about the “so much he can't even breathe” part? Is this an actual medical condition he’s having? 011
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The $5,000 to every American idea is a dead moth which fell out of his empty skull. Why is anyone in the media treating it like a real thing JFC 000
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026One of the reasons I opted out of grad school for lit was because of my terrible memory. I can’t recall specific passages or from which book they come. LLMs would have been a huge help to find again what I knew I read. Never in a million years would I trust it to find new references for me. 110
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Who else sits and wonders which bar in their neighborhood they’re gonna run to when It Happens 000
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Might as well rename the capital Saint Fe to complete a whole package of stupid 000
Reposted by Sunburned LobsterCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨 138102291613
Reposted by Sunburned LobsterToulouse-Lautrec @toulouselautrec.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Carnot is Sick! 0199
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Honestly, I think we could use more movies like this which sound like bad SNL sketches. 000
Reposted by Sunburned Lobsterjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026don’t repurpose it or turn it into a museum or anything like that. destroy it. youtu.be/pkFNAd1DaaAyoutu.beNo matter what, we have to tear down that ballroomYouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie 32657531179
Reposted by Sunburned LobsterMr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 22/08/2026Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10 345119712989
Reposted by Sunburned LobsterIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/08/2026I love Minneapolis 11473371773
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This is a good bit. Every county needs a Vader. 010
Reposted by Sunburned LobsterSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 18/08/2026you knew this would happen as soon as we allowed them to have knife guns 1119611
Reposted by Sunburned LobsterNathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026What is being ridiculed here as “Woke 1” is a discursive environment wherein racism/misogyny/transphobia were largely considered beyond the pale. The right, out of fear and rage, fought back to reclaim space for that mode of speech. This is a complete surrender to their terms. 2932952
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Uh oh! DMV accidentally added this acre to the voting rolls. Investigation is ongoing. 000
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Going into the midterms, wouldn’t want to be the Party depending on bad map reading and misunderstanding of population density to sell my message 100
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Excellent thread! I love remembering that the Lee/Kirby years at Marvel was on office just throwing wild ideas out into world at an incredible clip with impressive rates of success. I’d read an entire book about their creative process and why some worked and some didn’t. 010
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 06/08/2026August feels like 1 month away from June. October feels like 3 months away from August. Can't explain it. 000
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 30/07/2026What your house looks like when your kid gets their first sticker book 010
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Would be so funny if FIFA Congress fires Infantino for failing to stop this predicted shamefullness 000
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Merino’s not going to remember what year it is 000
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Eng v Mex was the most intense game I watched. Eng v Fra le plus sympa. 000
Reposted by Sunburned LobsterAbigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Appelez l'ambulance! Mais pas pour moi! 41059298
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 16/07/2026This is sad. The offices are on a low floor near Rock Center and I've always loved looking up and seeing the art on the walls. 000
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026You know what? Get rid of clocks. Things are due on days and we just wing it until tomorrow. 000
Reposted by Sunburned LobsterDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 14/07/2026An amazing quote from Lindsey Graham in this Atlantic story. It really captures an essential truth about politics that too few people ever really come to terms with. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0... 14353961168
Reposted by Sunburned LobsterSickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Erling Halaand returns to Norway with a stuffed raccoon. 622671376
Reposted by Sunburned LobsterMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026 3198261397
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 11/07/2026The day we get to remove all this tacky tasteless crap is going to be real fucking party. Throw it all in a bonfire 010
Reposted by Sunburned LobsterBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news" 11184031219
Reposted by Sunburned LobsterJoshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 11/07/2026I just feel like I haven’t had this much fun in a while, you know? 114345
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 11/07/2026music.apple.com/us/album/ode... Start a thread of under the radar but nearly perfect albums of the 2000’s?music.apple.comOde to Joy by Deadly Snakes on Apple MusicAlbum · 2003 · 13 Songs 000
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Around 45% Americans, and half of those being Republicans, are worthless people, says the VP with a little chuckle. 000
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Reading Grapes of Wrath. Is "Tell 'em ya dong's growed sence you los' your eye." the most Bluesky coded sentence in American lit? 000
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Was that the most embarrassing play of the entire World Cup 000
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I don’t know about this strategy of just letting Mexico have it at 25 yards for 20 minutes 000
Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Spending the day with friends and watermelon margaritas and grilled burgers. Hope you all are finding your peace among friends family and neighbors. 000