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Sunburned Lobster

@sunburnedlobster.bsky.social
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Hi, hello. I’m a designer in NYC. Trying to figure shit out. I’m probably wrong about everything.

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is the funniest thing i've seen in a looooong time. city passes new rule allowing prayer before city council meetings. satanist prays. city council then debates proper time to "undo the curse that was just put on our city" www.404media.co/it-is-done-h...
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
in humanoid robot movies the dilemma is always "the robot is programmed to perform humanity's grimmest tasks, but cannot love or be loved and will never feel the joy of holding a baby in its arms" but tech bros are like "great news, I just coded BabyHoldr 4.1 so I don't have to hold my baby anymore"
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Altman acting like he’s playing a sincere and serious trolly problem game, when actually he’s driving a very stoppable train.
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Matthew Dowd @matthewjdowd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Latest WSJ poll: "63% want to pause AI development 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 59% want Medicare for All 57% want a $20 minimum wage 58% want to end U.S. military aid to Israel" This is the center of the country politically. it is time all adjust to this political spectrum, esp. media.
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is a guy who has presented to the company tech check-in two weeks in a row, presenting two different AI tools. He has clearly used an LLM to write his entire monologue, which he reads verbatim and results in him seeming like a fully AI-generated fake person. Don't do this. Stop it.
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can we talk about the “so much he can't even breathe” part? Is this an actual medical condition he’s having?
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The $5,000 to every American idea is a dead moth which fell out of his empty skull. Why is anyone in the media treating it like a real thing JFC
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
One of the reasons I opted out of grad school for lit was because of my terrible memory. I can’t recall specific passages or from which book they come. LLMs would have been a huge help to find again what I knew I read. Never in a million years would I trust it to find new references for me.
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Who else sits and wonders which bar in their neighborhood they’re gonna run to when It Happens
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Might as well rename the capital Saint Fe to complete a whole package of stupid
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨
Acrylic painting of an angry looking white cat staring at the viewer with one paw on a blue vase, about to push it off a mantle.
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Toulouse-Lautrec @toulouselautrec.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Carnot is Sick!
Mr. and Mrs. Carter H. Harrison Collection
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Honestly, I think we could use more movies like this which sound like bad SNL sketches.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
don’t repurpose it or turn it into a museum or anything like that. destroy it. youtu.be/pkFNAd1DaaA
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No matter what, we have to tear down that ballroom
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 22/08/2026
Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/08/2026
I love Minneapolis
Jake Lang, a Nazi asshole, getting his ass picturesquely whooped in downtown Minneapolis by a person dressed as Spider-Man

I cannot overstate how much this photo looks like a comic book cover

Photo credit Chris Juhn Photography
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is a good bit. Every county needs a Vader.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
you knew this would happen as soon as we allowed them to have knife guns
NYPD fatally shoots man with butcher knife
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What is being ridiculed here as “Woke 1” is a discursive environment wherein racism/misogyny/transphobia were largely considered beyond the pale. The right, out of fear and rage, fought back to reclaim space for that mode of speech. This is a complete surrender to their terms.
Woke 1 WAS crazyyyy, Madame President
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Uh oh! DMV accidentally added this acre to the voting rolls. Investigation is ongoing.
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Going into the midterms, wouldn’t want to be the Party depending on bad map reading and misunderstanding of population density to sell my message
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Excellent thread! I love remembering that the Lee/Kirby years at Marvel was on office just throwing wild ideas out into world at an incredible clip with impressive rates of success. I’d read an entire book about their creative process and why some worked and some didn’t.
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
August feels like 1 month away from June. October feels like 3 months away from August. Can't explain it.
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What your house looks like when your kid gets their first sticker book
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Would be so funny if FIFA Congress fires Infantino for failing to stop this predicted shamefullness
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Merino’s not going to remember what year it is
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Damn I wanted another 30 of this
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Écartez-vous, réf
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Eng v Mex was the most intense game I watched. Eng v Fra le plus sympa.
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Appelez l'ambulance! Mais pas pour moi!
Call the ambulance but not for me meme
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is sad. The offices are on a low floor near Rock Center and I've always loved looking up and seeing the art on the walls.
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You know what? Get rid of clocks. Things are due on days and we just wing it until tomorrow.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 14/07/2026
An amazing quote from Lindsey Graham in this Atlantic story. It really captures an essential truth about politics that too few people ever really come to terms with. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Erling Halaand returns to Norway with a stuffed raccoon.
Erling Halaand returns to Norway with a stuffed raccoon.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Fred Willard playing the goofy funeral music in I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE
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Danielle @as-per-danielle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
emilypopcast 3h
Al artwork looks the way Christian rock sounds.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The day we get to remove all this tacky tasteless crap is going to be real fucking party. Throw it all in a bonfire
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 11/07/2026
I just feel like I haven’t had this much fun in a while, you know?
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
music.apple.com/us/album/ode... Start a thread of under the radar but nearly perfect albums of the 2000’s?
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Ode to Joy by Deadly Snakes on Apple Music
Album · 2003 · 13 Songs
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Around 45% Americans, and half of those being Republicans, are worthless people, says the VP with a little chuckle.
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Reading Grapes of Wrath. Is "Tell 'em ya dong's growed sence you los' your eye." the most Bluesky coded sentence in American lit?
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Was that the most embarrassing play of the entire World Cup
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Incredible
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I don’t know about this strategy of just letting Mexico have it at 25 yards for 20 minutes
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Sunburned Lobster @sunburnedlobster.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Spending the day with friends and watermelon margaritas and grilled burgers. Hope you all are finding your peace among friends family and neighbors.
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