Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Good morning Ben, I hope your plans for Whitgift are ‘nothing like’ the current site 010
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You’re doing the Lord’s work. @linuskarp.bsky.social fyi x 110
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 06/09/2026great now you can boost Linus’ page too thanks x 220
Reposted by Joseph MartinSimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"Smithers, I'm home." "What? Already?" "Yes." 314529
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Leaving our neighbours a note after a disorientating 0300 wake-up 0210
Reposted by Joseph MartinKJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026there will be many ways to celebrate dolly parton and the one I want to point out is that she was a friend of Miss Piggy 34104282557
Reposted by Joseph Martinlinus karp @linuskarp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Two years ago on the day, I endured a homophobic attack in Soho. Today I do my first performance of my show about it. Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella previews at in London today until Saturday, it's sold out, but check website for returns. It runs at #edfringe 5-30 August at 🎟in bio 4627
Reposted by Joseph Martinlinus karp @linuskarp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026here is another photo of me and @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social by @lightbydan.com x 21337
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I’ve been kind of obsessed with him ngl hahaha 100
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Happy to confirm I meant men’s football, which is by far the inferior form of the game xx 060
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Anyway, happy to not have to care about football for another 2 years x 140
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Good! But also, there was like 3 of them all fucking around. Ban them all forever tbh x 010
Reposted by Joseph Martintania ⊹ @synthstatic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026THIS BABY DEFEATED MESSI 111181301
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Also, why is everyone just being like ‘leave it out lads’ rather than actually punishing these absolute children 130
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026And just VILE post-match behaviour from Argentina, too. Why is masculinity so gross 0110
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Honestly, what a shockingly poor game from Argentina. You could barely call that football. Spain absolutely in control right from the start. 070
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The only deserving winner. Like, are you not embarrassed to play like that? It’s just gross. VIVA ESPAÑA 🇪🇸 070
Reposted by Joseph Martinlinus karp @linuskarp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026ok @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social thought I should post this one but I think another thirst trap was better but I guess I'll listen to him 1675
Reposted by Joseph Martinlinus karp @linuskarp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026it seemed like you wanted another photo of us 31185
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 14/07/2026obsessed with @linuskarp.bsky.social spending all day yesterday absolutely exhausted and having to have a nap and not knowing why, then realising in the evening that he'd taken a melotonin in the morning instead of his vitamins 0281
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 11/07/2026whoops hehe we’re so random (And he’s hotter) 1450
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 23/06/2026yeah I knew this post was essentially catnip for you xo 010
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Finally getting round to Slayyyter’s new album and it is EVEN BETTER than I thought it would be. I say this 5 tracks in but I already know it’s a classic 190
Reposted by Joseph Martin#UntrueDiana & Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella @awkwardprods.co.uk · 15/06/2026💙BRIGHTON AND HOVE ANNOUNCEMENT💙 The sensational @thekatebutch.bsky.social will join us as the opening act for the performance on the 29th June of The Fit Prince!😍 We love giving an up-and-coming artist a chance! 🎟In bio 082
Reposted by Joseph MartinKat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 15/06/2026Holy crap, YES! news.sky.com/story/man-44...news.sky.comMan, 44, arrested eight years after woman shoved in front of bus in 'Putney Pusher' caseA suspect has been arrested in the so-called 'Putney Pusher' case in which a woman was shoved into the path of a bus by a jogger. 0194
Reposted by Joseph Martinben @benrs.uk · 14/06/2026remembered this thread and it still gives me as much joy as the first time 😭😭 4366
Reposted by Joseph Martinlinus karp @linuskarp.bsky.social · 14/06/2026been a while since I wore my singlet 11014
Reposted by Joseph Martinlinus karp @linuskarp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Never over that TOVE LO is in our show 081
Reposted by Joseph Martin#UntrueDiana & Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella @awkwardprods.co.uk · 11/05/2026Come and celebrate @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social with our quiz on THURSDAY (14th May) at Two Brewers! 🎟in bio 0124
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 05/05/2026We’ve made a new show. See you in London and Edinburgh soon. x 1120
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I only buy them from Uniqlo now, same specific type every time. Game changer. I’ll message you xo 010
Reposted by Joseph Martin#UntrueDiana & Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella @awkwardprods.co.uk · 02/05/2026London town! We have news! We are quizzing again at Two Brewers and this quiz will also celebrate the miraculous birth of @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social all those years ago! We hope you can join us 💖 🎟in bio 093