Reposted by Joseph MartinSimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"Smithers, I'm home." "What? Already?" "Yes." 314429
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Leaving our neighbours a note after a disorientating 0300 wake-up 0210
Reposted by Joseph MartinKJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026there will be many ways to celebrate dolly parton and the one I want to point out is that she was a friend of Miss Piggy 34104322556
Reposted by Joseph Martinlinus karp @linuskarp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Two years ago on the day, I endured a homophobic attack in Soho. Today I do my first performance of my show about it. Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella previews at in London today until Saturday, it's sold out, but check website for returns. It runs at #edfringe 5-30 August at 🎟in bio 4627
Reposted by Joseph Martinlinus karp @linuskarp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026here is another photo of me and @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social by @lightbydan.com x 21337
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Happy to confirm I meant men’s football, which is by far the inferior form of the game xx 060
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Anyway, happy to not have to care about football for another 2 years x 140
Reposted by Joseph Martintania ⊹ @synthstatic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026THIS BABY DEFEATED MESSI 111180301
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Also, why is everyone just being like ‘leave it out lads’ rather than actually punishing these absolute children 130
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026And just VILE post-match behaviour from Argentina, too. Why is masculinity so gross 0110
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Honestly, what a shockingly poor game from Argentina. You could barely call that football. Spain absolutely in control right from the start. 070
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The only deserving winner. Like, are you not embarrassed to play like that? It’s just gross. VIVA ESPAÑA 🇪🇸 070
Reposted by Joseph Martinlinus karp @linuskarp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026ok @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social thought I should post this one but I think another thirst trap was better but I guess I'll listen to him 1675
Reposted by Joseph Martinlinus karp @linuskarp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026it seemed like you wanted another photo of us 31175
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 14/07/2026obsessed with @linuskarp.bsky.social spending all day yesterday absolutely exhausted and having to have a nap and not knowing why, then realising in the evening that he'd taken a melotonin in the morning instead of his vitamins 0281
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 11/07/2026whoops hehe we’re so random (And he’s hotter) 1450
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Finally getting round to Slayyyter’s new album and it is EVEN BETTER than I thought it would be. I say this 5 tracks in but I already know it’s a classic 190
Reposted by Joseph Martin#UntrueDiana & Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella @awkwardprods.co.uk · 15/06/2026💙BRIGHTON AND HOVE ANNOUNCEMENT💙 The sensational @thekatebutch.bsky.social will join us as the opening act for the performance on the 29th June of The Fit Prince!😍 We love giving an up-and-coming artist a chance! 🎟In bio 082
Reposted by Joseph MartinKat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 15/06/2026Holy crap, YES! news.sky.com/story/man-44...news.sky.comMan, 44, arrested eight years after woman shoved in front of bus in 'Putney Pusher' caseA suspect has been arrested in the so-called 'Putney Pusher' case in which a woman was shoved into the path of a bus by a jogger. 0194
Reposted by Joseph Martinben @benrs.uk · 14/06/2026remembered this thread and it still gives me as much joy as the first time 😭😭 4366
Reposted by Joseph Martinlinus karp @linuskarp.bsky.social · 14/06/2026been a while since I wore my singlet 11014
Reposted by Joseph Martinlinus karp @linuskarp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Never over that TOVE LO is in our show 081
Reposted by Joseph Martin#UntrueDiana & Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella @awkwardprods.co.uk · 11/05/2026Come and celebrate @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social with our quiz on THURSDAY (14th May) at Two Brewers! 🎟in bio 0124
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 05/05/2026We’ve made a new show. See you in London and Edinburgh soon. x 1120
Reposted by Joseph Martin#UntrueDiana & Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella @awkwardprods.co.uk · 02/05/2026London town! We have news! We are quizzing again at Two Brewers and this quiz will also celebrate the miraculous birth of @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social all those years ago! We hope you can join us 💖 🎟in bio 093
Reposted by Joseph Martin#UntrueDiana & Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella @awkwardprods.co.uk · 24/04/2026Manchester! We've added a new quiz on Monday at Brewers just bc we ❤️ u! (And as we were asked - yes it is a NEW quiz, not the same as last week lol) Bring your stupidest friends and join us for a quiz on pop music, pop culture and pop girlies 💖 🎟in bio 1286
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 24/04/2026@puppika.bsky.social nice to meet you king, if you wanna come see our show at Hope Mill send me a DM xo 030
Reposted by Joseph Martin#UntrueDiana & Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella @awkwardprods.co.uk · 24/03/2026She's back! After the wild reception in Belfast, The People's Princess is coming back for more. 👸🏼 Diana: The Untold and Untrue Story returns for a mini UK and Ireland tour, going to Dublin, Hull and Brighton. Would you like her to return to the capital too? 👀 🎟in bio 162
Reposted by Joseph Martin#UntrueDiana & Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella @awkwardprods.co.uk · 21/03/2026AWKWARDPRODS ONLINE MERCHSTORE Let the world know you are a movement king or that you missed half a day of skiing! Whether a baby, princess, orphan or someone who's been skied into by a retired optometrist - we have the outfit/accessory/laptop case for you! 😍 Check link in bio for full range ❤️ 052
Reposted by Joseph MartinBrad @bradflint.bsky.social · 26/02/2026This took far too long. Let's get started on Soho so it's approved before 2050. 161
Reposted by Joseph Martinben @benrs.uk · 11/01/2026you should be able to play as princess diana in mario kart 46611
Reposted by Joseph MartinPinkNews @pinknews.bsky.social · 22/12/2025The Fit Prince review: 'Prepare to get out of your seat for incredibly funny love story' www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/18/the-… thepinknews.comFit Prince review: 'Prepare to get out of your seat for hilarious love story'I walked in to Awkward Productions' The Fit Prince having been told it wasn't a panto – but left with the same warmth I'd only get for laughing nonstop for an hour. 0134
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 17/12/2025happy hump day I’ve always hated my ass so I have zero photos of it lol 090
Reposted by Joseph Martin#UntrueDiana & Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella @awkwardprods.co.uk · 17/12/2025The Fit Prince has just been nominated for FOUR Fringe Theatre Awards!! 😍😭💙 - Best Production - Best Director (Play) - Best Duo Performance in a Play - Best Puppetry Contribution Wow! We are so happy - thank you so much. Running at @kingsheadtheatre.bsky.social until 3 Jan 🎟in bio 081
Reposted by Joseph Martin#UntrueDiana & Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella @awkwardprods.co.uk · 16/12/2025Fit reviews for The Fit Prince! We are getting career best reviews for our #FitPrince Christmas run - with 10 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ reviews in so far and GQ listing us as the coolest things to do in London! 😍 Join us while you can! 🎟 in bio 082
Reposted by Joseph Martinlinus karp @linuskarp.bsky.social · 16/12/2025The reception and the reviews for this has just been WILD. I am so proud of this show and it'd frankly be homophobic of you not to come see it x 091
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 15/12/2025best pics are fine, but quote this post with your best thirst traps of the year x 0120
Joseph Martin @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social · 15/12/2025if you’ll forgive me, it’s been a big year so I’m adding a few extra below this 1220
Reposted by Joseph MartinKat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 14/12/2025Oh, and it is only 70 minutes long no interval. More of this in London theatre! More! M Also, their inspired BAAB medley (the leading pop group in Swedonia!) produced by Leland and utterly ridiculous and so clever. open.spotify.com/track/7gN0S4...open.spotify.comBAAB Medley: Dunkirk / Dios Mío! / The Loser Gets Nothing / Movement King 072
Reposted by Joseph MartinKat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 14/12/2025You will sadly never again be able to see my performance as “Doppelganger” but that is probably also for the best. 351