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Shippy Himself | he/him | 🐸✊️ IT professional in Oregon | metalhead | substandard rapper That's my bunny Uno. He's the best dog ever Pro-Democracy, thus Anti-Trump

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 7m
🔥 y’all — kristi noem did not want this Kacey Musgraves smoke 👀 (@ellalangleymusic wisely untagged herself in Noem’s tweet)
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Super-Hot Jesus makes MAGA horny, deep-voice men make Jesse Watters horny, and livestreamed executions make Donny horny. it's all in 'This Week in Stupid," my every-Saturday wrap-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4duSHMp
Stupid got off to a lightning-quick start this week, with the heartwarming tale of some homie who actually died and went to heaven for eighteen whole days — and then apparently un-died, so he could come back and go on Fox and talk about how he got to hang with the actual Jesus H. Christ. Just listen to him gush about how super-hot the J-Man is.
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God @thegodshow.com · 10/10/2026
Dear Humans, Donald Trump and Peter Hegseth are going to burn in Hell for all eternity and I thought you should know that.
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1. I have been thinking about why Donald Trump is so unpopular. The conventional wisdom is that it's because he broke his promises – to bring down costs, to stay out of wars, to release the Epstein files.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Talarico keeps knocking these out of the park. 👏
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LunaLuvgood2020 @lunaluvgood2020.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Smart people don't like me". Donald J Trump
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Trevor Foster @darthfos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Meme form:
Schmitthead (noun): arrogantly stupid
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am a beta male. Conservative, self-identified alpha males remind me every day. Like self-appointed testosterone police, they fly into my mentions to make sure I know just how deficient in being a dude I actually am... johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/confession...
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Confessions Of A Beta Male.
I am a beta male.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal and his government has committed genocide in Gaza. The United States should stop all military assistance to Israel. Saying this is not antisemitic. (I’m Jewish, by the way.)
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone needs to explain to Trump that the worse Republicans do in the midterms, the better it looks for him. Just goes to show the party is utterly lost without him on the ballot! He’s literally the only Republican who has the juice. (Natalie, if you see this, please print and share.)
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yesterday, the UK's new Prime Minister, Andy Burnham had his first face-to-face meeting with Preznit Fuckwit — and the encounter was just about as batshit as you could have imagined. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock all that shit. link is here: bit.ly/4rrX0h2
as a head of state, how can you possibly prep for that? it’s one thing to have your advisors brief you on what to expect. ‘sir, he’s a little bit— unusual.’

it’s another thing entirely to actually sit right beside him and smell the diaper, gaze at the clownish makeup, the rotting hands and the neckgina, and actually hear the gibberish seeping from his rancid anus-mouth — some fuckbrained nonsense about how ‘the UK has so many names, and you have to be educated.’

that’s right, PM Burham, everything you were told about how Donny is ‘as if Dunning and Kruger had a baby, and then dropped it on its head,’ is true.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Dr. DooDiddle theonion.com/dr-doodiddle
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Dr. DooDiddle
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Preznit Fuckwit gave a rambling, incoherent speech at the UN yesterday, and of course the idiot made a complete fool of himself, and embarrassed his country. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I bring all the receipts. link is here: bit.ly/4rrX0h2
Little Donny Fuckface is what would happen if an overripe diaper became a real boy. he’s that full of shit.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm dying! 🤣
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bobby Brainworms recommends cheeseburgers for breakfast, Krazee-Eyes Kash lets an AI do his work for him, and Dear Leader is a hideous piece of shit. all that and more in my every-Saturday wrap-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. thank you for your attention. link is here: bit.ly/4hbaZ7s
hang on, the Marvelous Mister Measles chowed down on three eggs and what for breakfast? can’t this dead-bear-cub-kidnapping lunatic ever do one thing that’s normal?

pro tip: ‘cheeseburger and eggs’ is not breakfast. ‘cheeseburger and eggs’ is waking up hungover and late for work, and jamming last night’s leftovers into your mouth as you run around the house in a panic, trying to remember where you left your car keys.
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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 04/09/2026
Cartoon of two men in suits looking out a window. Outside, smokestacks and gas flares release fumes and flames into the air. The man on the right with a cigar in his mouth says, “I feel like we’re doing our part on climate change.”
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
One thing I do in this post on corruption as a process is wonder what would have happened w/Zelenskyy had a whistleblower not exposed the Perfect Phone Call. I suspect he would have given Trump what he demanded. Instead, he's one of the most important world leaders. emptywheel.net/2026/08/30/i...
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"It's Better to Be on TV than by Phone:" Corruption Is a Process - emptywheel
Corruption is a process, the tool by which Trump has debased virtually every single Republican and coerced them to cede their institutional prerogatives,.
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
18 Americans are missing in Nepal floods (www.bbc.com/news/live/cw...). In any other Administration, this would be Top Priority. Instead, the morons in charge of us are busy having hissy-fits over lake names and sending reservists to their deaths in Iran on deployments of unspecified duration
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Nepal floods latest: Rescue efforts enter fifth day with more than 2,400 missing after flash flood
At least 675 people have died in Nepal, local authorities say. The country's tourism board says 320 foreign nationals are among the missing.
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Brian J. Karem @briankarem.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Why should we be proud to be Americans? brianjkarem.substack.com/p/why-should...
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Why should I be proud to be an American?
An essay for your consideration
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I wrote about Judge Talwani’s decision, issued late Thursday, entering a Temporary Restraining Order that puts Trump’s Executive Order on voting by mail back on hold. And I assess how it will hold up at SCOTUS, because we all know that’s where it’s headed. joycevance.substack.com/p/judge-talw...
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Judge Talwani’s Most Recent Order On Voting By Mail
It’s Long, It’s Complicated, And It’s Definitely Worth Your Time
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
here's Friday's post: "welcome to Lake Stupid Fucking Moron. population: one" — guess who it is. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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welcome to Lake Stupid Fucking Moron. population: one
guess who it is
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m going to say this as clearly as I can: Trump’s mind has gone. Here's more proof. robertreich.substack.com/p/he-reall…
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He Really IS Stark-Raving Mad
This proves it
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They are NOT "conservatives." STOP calling them "conservatives." They are extremists. They are reactionaries. They are right wingers. "Conservatives," they are NOT. So friggin' stop using that word. Not for SCOTUS justices. Not for elected reps. Not for maga voters. Not for Fox News. STOP doing it.
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So the most powerful person in the world is insane. Now what? www.editorialboard.com/trump-make/
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So the most powerful person in the world is insane. Now what?
The lesson? Never put a mad man in the White House.
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 25/08/2026
Retired I.D.F. colonel Doron Meiner, who was arrested while trying to protect a Palestinian community from settlers in the West Bank, discusses Israel’s strategy in the run up to October’s election. www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...
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Why Israeli Authorities Are Encouraging Settler Violence Against Palestinians
Retired I.D.F. colonel Doron Meiner, who was arrested while trying to protect a Palestinian community from settlers in the West Bank, discusses Israel’s strategy in the run up to October’s election.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Bobby Brainworms is a quack, and so is his ringtone. Jesse Watters is a dipshit, Diaper Nurse Natalie is a psycho, and Dear Leader is a fucking moron. all that and more in 'this week in stupid, my every-Saturday roundup of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. link is here: bit.ly/4xZeDXV
this week, stupid got off to the best possible start, with everyone’s favorite sewage-swimming, whale-head-chainsawing crackpot, blithering on about his cherished autism conspiracy theories, when all of a sudden, out of the clear blue, his cell phone went off.

that’s right, Bobby Brainworms’ ring tone is a fucking duck quacking.

folks, you couldn’t make this shit up.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Air Force Major Jason Watson, the airman who was arrested last month on the steps of the U.S. Capitol for calling for Trump's impeachment speaks out in his first television interview.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The city of Mesa, Arizona is suing major fire truck manufacturers for allegedly colluding to drive up costs and delay deliveries. A key player in the dangerous consolidation of this market has been private equity. Watch.
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Trump installed a party operative as a federal prosecutor and hoped nobody would notice she was never legally allowed to hold the job. A judge Trump himself appointed took one look and threw her out. Even his own guy couldn't stomach it. www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/somebody-f...
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Trump's latest fabrications are so contrary to the realities of his monumental failures — his losing war with Iran, the near-collapsing U.S. economy, and his underwater approval ratings — that they’re not merely non-ethical or amoral. How can they be explained?
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Sunday thought: Beyond shock and outrage
Surviving a madman
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
MAGA loves to whine about inflation under Joe Biden, but they all seem to have forgotten that Biden inherited an utter economic shambles that Donny created, and fixed it faster than any other country. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I explain it. link is here: bit.ly/4ge3XNM
never mind that Biden’s inflation wasn’t the self-inflicted result of some disastrous clusterfuck of a don’t-you-dare-call-it-a-war on Iran that shut down the Strait of Hormuz and skyrocketed the price of every fucking thing.

everyone seems to have forgotten that Joe Biden inherited an economy in tatters, brought on by a botched pandemic response that got dumped in his lap from the pants-shitting waste of space currently occupying the Oval Bordello.

remember supply chain issues? remember not being able to buy toilet paper?

the entire MAGAsphere should be getting down on its scabby little knees to thank Joe Biden for skillfully bringing us out of that pandemic, and rebuilding the US economy at a faster rate than any other country on Earth.

Joe Biden made the lives of We the People better. what the fuck has Sean Duffy done to make anyone’s life better?

jack shit, that’s what.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: August 8 edition" — the cabinet pigs out, Dear Leader wigs out, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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this week in stupid: August 8 edition
the cabinet pigs out, Dear Leader wigs out, and so much more...
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Zeteo @zeteo.com · 06/08/2026
"I can't say this often enough. Killing every single person is NOT actually the definition of genocide." @mehdirhasan.bsky.social breaks down why NYT Columnist Bret Stephens’s viral  argument – in which he claims that calling Gaza a genocide is “farcical” – is total BS. zeteo.com/p/gaza-genoc...
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Donny is literally the worst person in the world, but at least we can mock the shitty wig he now wears to cover his even shittier hair. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I do exactly that. link is here: bit.ly/45FP2qG
oh sure, Preznit Fuckwit is a complete shithead.

he’s a greedy narcissist. he’s an ill-tempered, thin-skinned colicky piss-baby. he’s an unfixable, broken-inside bottomless pit of need. he’s a twenty-four-seven revenge-obsessed grievance factory. he’s a racist, a misogynist and a transphobe. he’s a bully, a malignant liar, a cheat and a thief. he’s an incompetent, incoherent moron — a stupid fucking idiot, serenely convinced of his own greatness. he’s a loudmouth blowhard who doesn’t know shit about shit.

sure, he’s all those things.

but he’s more than just that. he’s also a role model for the worst fucking people in the world.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Preznit Fuckwit may have shown up yesterday wearing a weird new wig, but what seeped out of his rancid anus-mouth were the same old lies. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock the shit out of it. link is here: bit.ly/45FP2qG
oh Jesus H. Christ, not this again. nobody — NOBODY — is calling for ‘transgender surgery for everyone.’ what does that even mean? it’s just a string of nonsense words, designed to terrify morons and bigots.

all we want is for people to be allowed to be who they are, without fear of persecution.

isn’t that what America is all about — life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?

is that really too much to ask?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: August 1 edition" — Donny floats it, the diaper nurse totes it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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this week in stupid: August 1 edition
Donny floats it, the diaper nurse totes it, and so much more...
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
What's the smallest thing you can imagine the federal government indicting a man over? Whatever you just pictured, this is smaller. www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/fauci-just...
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
MURFREESBORO— @redstateupdate.bsky.social: “@MarshaBlackburn’s racist anti-China ad lets Republicans do 2 things they love the most: 1) Be racist. 2) Act offended when somebody calls them racist… Marsha’s smart as a brick. If you’re an idiot + wanna get into politics, come to Tennessee.”
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
question for the White House correspondents: why the fuck would you invite your abuser to come and insult you all? and why the fuck wouldn't you walk on out him? thank you for your attention to today's extremely angry post, in which I rip everyone several new ones. link is her: bit.ly/4fTf7sa
who thought this was a good idea?

come on, you work with this toad every day. you knew what you were getting. you knew he wasn’t going to stand up there and make good-natured jokes like Obama, or Biden, or Bush, or any other normal fucking president would have.

you knew that Donny was going to shit the bed. you knew he was going to stand before you and insult you all to your faces — especially the women. for fuck’s sake, it’s what he does every day of your lives — in the Oval Bordello and aboard Fuckface Force One — should any one of you dare ask him a question he doesn’t like.

he hates you. he calls you ‘fake news.’ he calls you ‘the enemy of the people.’

so why invite him to your little self-congratulatory party? seriously, what do you get out of it?

besides a generous view of Donny’s voluptuous neckgina, that is.
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
GOP Rep Jim Jordan has referred Jack Smith to DOJ for prosecution, in a laughably weak case that we would normally scoff at. But this is a different DOJ that delivers on the president’s whims. Read my analysis of the allegations and their prospects here: joycevance.substack.com/p/jack-smith...
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Trump's been pushing his "stolen election" theory for years. Last week's speech was no exception. But the real threat isn't Trump. It's John Solomon. Where Solomon goes, trouble follows. The question is where he's taking us this time.
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The Election False Flag Has A Standard Bearer
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 21/07/2026
Thank God Congress is looking out for what really matters. 🙏
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/07/2026
"Fox could barely bring itself to discuss Trump's much-hyped speech afterward, mentioning it briefly on a couple of shows before moving on to more urgent culture war subjects like whether Caitlin Clark is being targeted for hard fouls by Black players."
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Trump would love to steal the election. But he's floundering.
Republicans would rather talk about almost anything else than his conspiracy theories.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Preznit Fuckwit's 'stolen election' whine-fest last night wasn't really about the 2020 election. it was about the upcoming midterms, which he's going to try like hell to interfere with. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I bring *all* the receipts. link is here: bit.ly/4wOhVwq
for two hundred and fifty years, America has had free and fair elections. let’s not let these evil fuckers normalize cheating, the way they’ve normalized all their other abhorrent behavior.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: July 11 edition" — MAGA explains it, Donny disdains it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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MAGA explains it, Donny disdains it, and so much more...
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
why even have a NATO meeting if some deranged fluorescent tangerine piss-baby is going to be allowed derail it every time he opens his rancid anus-mouth? thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock all the insanity. link is here: bit.ly/4vk2XNq
imagine you’re the head of a NATO nation, meeting with your colleagues in Ankara, Turkey.

you’re trying to get actual work done and accomplish your goals — but how can you, when every time you turn around, some demented old stenchbucket with a piss-mop fright-wig is hogging the spotlight, and saying the dumbest fucking shit imaginable?

it’s got to be maddening.
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I think it’s time to stop saying that we need to understand these people. We do understand them: We understand that they have dug in their heels so deeply, they will not be moved by anything: not facts or data or truth or their own eyes... johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/we-cant-ch...
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We Can't Change These Hateful People, America. We Have to Outnumber Them.
There’s an old saying: “When the horse is dead… dismount.”
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Our failure in Iran reveals yet again a profound error that has been central to our foreign policy for decades. It is more urgent than ever that we understand it...and fix it. My latest. open.substack.com/pub/davidrot...
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Trump, Iran and Debunking the Superpower Myth
One idea has laid at the center of US foreign policy assumptions for decades. Only problem: It was wrong.
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