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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸

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Shippy Himself | he/him | 🐸✊️ IT professional in Oregon | metalhead | substandard rapper That's my bunny Uno. He's the best dog ever Pro-Democracy, thus Anti-Trump

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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 1h
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1h
🔥 y’all — kristi noem did not want this Kacey Musgraves smoke 👀 (@ellalangleymusic wisely untagged herself in Noem’s tweet)
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sad and pathetic are the two best words to describe Vance. Rumor has it, before all his numerous name changes, they were his original first and middle names...
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Super-Hot Jesus makes MAGA horny, deep-voice men make Jesse Watters horny, and livestreamed executions make Donny horny. it's all in 'This Week in Stupid," my every-Saturday wrap-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4duSHMp
Stupid got off to a lightning-quick start this week, with the heartwarming tale of some homie who actually died and went to heaven for eighteen whole days — and then apparently un-died, so he could come back and go on Fox and talk about how he got to hang with the actual Jesus H. Christ. Just listen to him gush about how super-hot the J-Man is.
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I used to share "Reality Bath" by Lamb of God after each mass shooting, but I don't think it sufficiently expresses the absolute rage and disgust we should all feel that this shit still happens. Maybe Zetro can help articulate: youtu.be/IunnJdDTY-w?...
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Scar Spangled Banner
YouTube video by Exodus - Topic
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God @thegodshow.com · 10/10/2026
Dear Humans, Donald Trump and Peter Hegseth are going to burn in Hell for all eternity and I thought you should know that.
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just eye-rolled so hard I saw my hypothalamus...
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn't this moron's justification for trying to kill the USPS was "it doesn't make money"?!
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1. I have been thinking about why Donald Trump is so unpopular. The conventional wisdom is that it's because he broke his promises – to bring down costs, to stay out of wars, to release the Epstein files.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Talarico keeps knocking these out of the park. 👏
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Isn't Tennessee one of those religious-whackjob states? If she survived the execution they should be all like "God saved her." But wait, she's a woman so they'll more likely accuse her of being a witch and try to burn her 🤦‍♂️
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Literally every person who has ever said "voters aren't stupid" has been disappointed...
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LunaLuvgood2020 @lunaluvgood2020.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Smart people don't like me". Donald J Trump
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Trevor Foster @darthfos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Meme form:
Schmitthead (noun): arrogantly stupid
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am a beta male. Conservative, self-identified alpha males remind me every day. Like self-appointed testosterone police, they fly into my mentions to make sure I know just how deficient in being a dude I actually am... johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/confession...
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
Confessions Of A Beta Male.
I am a beta male.
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you ever doubt that cruelty is the point of their entire being... If you ever delude yourself into believing MAGA gives a f*ck about children...
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal and his government has committed genocide in Gaza. The United States should stop all military assistance to Israel. Saying this is not antisemitic. (I’m Jewish, by the way.)
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone needs to explain to Trump that the worse Republicans do in the midterms, the better it looks for him. Just goes to show the party is utterly lost without him on the ballot! He’s literally the only Republican who has the juice. (Natalie, if you see this, please print and share.)
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yesterday, the UK's new Prime Minister, Andy Burnham had his first face-to-face meeting with Preznit Fuckwit — and the encounter was just about as batshit as you could have imagined. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock all that shit. link is here: bit.ly/4rrX0h2
as a head of state, how can you possibly prep for that? it’s one thing to have your advisors brief you on what to expect. ‘sir, he’s a little bit— unusual.’

it’s another thing entirely to actually sit right beside him and smell the diaper, gaze at the clownish makeup, the rotting hands and the neckgina, and actually hear the gibberish seeping from his rancid anus-mouth — some fuckbrained nonsense about how ‘the UK has so many names, and you have to be educated.’

that’s right, PM Burham, everything you were told about how Donny is ‘as if Dunning and Kruger had a baby, and then dropped it on its head,’ is true.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Dr. DooDiddle theonion.com/dr-doodiddle
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Dr. DooDiddle
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Preznit Fuckwit gave a rambling, incoherent speech at the UN yesterday, and of course the idiot made a complete fool of himself, and embarrassed his country. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I bring all the receipts. link is here: bit.ly/4rrX0h2
Little Donny Fuckface is what would happen if an overripe diaper became a real boy. he’s that full of shit.
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So Trump can gut that too?!
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'll believe it when I see it
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In corruption, incompetence, cronyism, ...
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AGAIN?!
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In the sense that 45 is a high number...
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nobody gives a f*** what Peter Navarro says
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Weird how these right-wing "journalists" never "identify" fraud in Florida, Texas or Alabama...
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm dying! 🤣
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why would that idiot want anyone to remember the time his face was the same color as his road vest?!
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Who tf is Scott Turner?
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Kinda seems like that was the point
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bobby Brainworms recommends cheeseburgers for breakfast, Krazee-Eyes Kash lets an AI do his work for him, and Dear Leader is a hideous piece of shit. all that and more in my every-Saturday wrap-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. thank you for your attention. link is here: bit.ly/4hbaZ7s
hang on, the Marvelous Mister Measles chowed down on three eggs and what for breakfast? can’t this dead-bear-cub-kidnapping lunatic ever do one thing that’s normal?

pro tip: ‘cheeseburger and eggs’ is not breakfast. ‘cheeseburger and eggs’ is waking up hungover and late for work, and jamming last night’s leftovers into your mouth as you run around the house in a panic, trying to remember where you left your car keys.
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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 04/09/2026
Cartoon of two men in suits looking out a window. Outside, smokestacks and gas flares release fumes and flames into the air. The man on the right with a cigar in his mouth says, “I feel like we’re doing our part on climate change.”
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If Rep. Omar had said this, there GOP would call for the FBI to exe**** her for "threatening Trump"
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What a disgusting "human" he is. Saying majority of Somalis in Minnesota involved in fraud, even after he himself was brutalized by ICE. Fucking bastard. You have to be beneath the bottom of the barrel to make Piers Morgan look good by comparison
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Whatever you say, Dubya
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Literally the only time Trump has ever made me laugh
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
One thing I do in this post on corruption as a process is wonder what would have happened w/Zelenskyy had a whistleblower not exposed the Perfect Phone Call. I suspect he would have given Trump what he demanded. Instead, he's one of the most important world leaders. emptywheel.net/2026/08/30/i...
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"It's Better to Be on TV than by Phone:" Corruption Is a Process - emptywheel
Corruption is a process, the tool by which Trump has debased virtually every single Republican and coerced them to cede their institutional prerogatives,.
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
18 Americans are missing in Nepal floods (www.bbc.com/news/live/cw...). In any other Administration, this would be Top Priority. Instead, the morons in charge of us are busy having hissy-fits over lake names and sending reservists to their deaths in Iran on deployments of unspecified duration
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Nepal floods latest: Rescue efforts enter fifth day with more than 2,400 missing after flash flood
At least 675 people have died in Nepal, local authorities say. The country's tourism board says 320 foreign nationals are among the missing.
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Crazy how much bigger tennis courts are than they look like on TV
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Brian J. Karem @briankarem.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Why should we be proud to be Americans? brianjkarem.substack.com/p/why-should...
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Why should I be proud to be an American?
An essay for your consideration
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Socialism is not, and has never been, any kind of problem, period. Socialism is using public funds and power to benefit the greatest percentage of people: kinda like safe food, FDIC or a fire department. SOCIALISM IS THE OPPOSITE OF AUTHORITARIANISM. We need to all get that through our thick skulls
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I wrote about Judge Talwani’s decision, issued late Thursday, entering a Temporary Restraining Order that puts Trump’s Executive Order on voting by mail back on hold. And I assess how it will hold up at SCOTUS, because we all know that’s where it’s headed. joycevance.substack.com/p/judge-talw...
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Judge Talwani’s Most Recent Order On Voting By Mail
It’s Long, It’s Complicated, And It’s Definitely Worth Your Time
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
here's Friday's post: "welcome to Lake Stupid Fucking Moron. population: one" — guess who it is. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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welcome to Lake Stupid Fucking Moron. population: one
guess who it is
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m going to say this as clearly as I can: Trump’s mind has gone. Here's more proof. robertreich.substack.com/p/he-reall…
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He Really IS Stark-Raving Mad
This proves it
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They are NOT "conservatives." STOP calling them "conservatives." They are extremists. They are reactionaries. They are right wingers. "Conservatives," they are NOT. So friggin' stop using that word. Not for SCOTUS justices. Not for elected reps. Not for maga voters. Not for Fox News. STOP doing it.
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So the most powerful person in the world is insane. Now what? www.editorialboard.com/trump-make/
editorialboard.com
So the most powerful person in the world is insane. Now what?
The lesson? Never put a mad man in the White House.
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 25/08/2026
Retired I.D.F. colonel Doron Meiner, who was arrested while trying to protect a Palestinian community from settlers in the West Bank, discusses Israel’s strategy in the run up to October’s election. www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...
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Why Israeli Authorities Are Encouraging Settler Violence Against Palestinians
Retired I.D.F. colonel Doron Meiner, who was arrested while trying to protect a Palestinian community from settlers in the West Bank, discusses Israel’s strategy in the run up to October’s election.
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🐸 Joshua Schipper 🐸 @suckaemcee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Has the U.S. cheering as well
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