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@succwagon.bsky.social
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despite all my rage i am still just a beck in a cage

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삶은레몬 @boiledlemon.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Soda Cats
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
tfw when you want to have fun and chant too but you can’t because you’re at work
Screenshot of feed with MJF a white Jewish man with a closely cropped beard and longish slicked back hair. He is shirtless and greased up for his match, but the entire stadium is chanting “fuck ICE” so he is giving a Jim Halpert style look to the camera, eyebrows arched but otherwise deadpan.
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Zoe The Ortho-Marxist Deer 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍻 @zoe248.tgirl.gay · 03/02/2026
So true
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
hello recreational benadryl subreddit
r/DPH

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The hatman does NOT respect gender pronouns past 450mg
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
this weekend i visited a beloved local cafe/record store and they had a bathroom labeled "Gay Bathroom". when we complimented the sign the barista said sometimes shitty people ask if there's a different bathroom they can use, so they have a second one in the other room labeled "Super Gay Bathroom"
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🎃 PUMPKIN! 🎃 @moon-grave.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
fixed version
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆😢    ¹ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ I will always be part of you and I never plan on leaving. 𝗔𝗻𝘅𝗶𝗲𝘁𝘆😞       ¹ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ I wonder what we can make go wrong today. 𝗥𝗼𝗯 𝗭𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗶𝗲🧟   ⁶ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ Everybodys fuckin in a UFO
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
ICE agent mid-air as he slips on ice and about to fall on his ass, nearly parallel to the ground. Two photographers enjoy the moment.The Vincent D'Onofrio pig post:

Pigs can't look up.
But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I think about this tweet every day
how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 06/11/2025
STOKE YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE MAN #AEWDynamite
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Mood
Drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "this too shall pass but like holy f"
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ALVIRA, the BASTARD of the Dark 🇮🇪 🍉 @alkalinecollective.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Higher quality cos I'm a sicko
ZOHRAN MAMDANI
ADDRESSES 
HIS ENEMIES
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Julie @juliess31.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
One of the funniest ones I’ve seen yet:
George Santos freaking out over the election results: “Fuck you @CurtisSliwa I HATE YOU, your dumb wife, that stupid beret of yours and all your fucking cats!
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🧜🏽‍♀️ 𝑟𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑒𝑙 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑒 🌚✨ @babypink.blacksky.app · 26/10/2025
hollering
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 16/09/2025
Screenshot of a discord emoji:


image: don't get the discord subpoenaed
:subpoena:
This emoji is from this server. You can use it everywhere.
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meyo 🌸 @meyoco.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Cerberus 🩸
Clip Studio Paint canvas with a red line art of three dog heads, each with many eyes, on solid black background
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More like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
i constantly think about this post
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guy man dude creature @succwagon.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I want to hunt down whoever introduced the words “halcyon” and “plaster saints” to fic writers cause it shows up everywhere and they never fucking use it right. Whoever it was I’m hunting you tf down for this crime
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
"stick to menswear"
Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about “men’s fashion.""

I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?"

Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?"

I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
just trying to enjoy my sweet small life :-)
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je soup 🖤 @ OOOs | MY-TH @giantshunt.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
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Hideo Kojima @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 24/06/2025
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Happy Pride
Daddy's Car Wash, a business whose electronic sign also adds "bottoms blasted here"
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guy man dude creature @succwagon.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
starting new job tomorrow everyone think positive new job thoughts in my direction pls
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy pride month to all my gendah flooid pals
Meme from the Chucky TV show where he says "I have a queer kid. Genderfluid."
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 29/05/2025
Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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beanie baby divorce court @gnollfriend.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
dragon age origins
an edited screenshot of a tweet that says "i'm probably nonbinary but i have to stop the blight so i don't really care about that right now"
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Loubert 🔞🔞🔞 @monsterfunhouse.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
the marks are spreading everywhere! #ghost #thebandghost #papaperpetua #papav
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
This is a one-night event but is viewable on a livestream (or for two weeks after the performance) and is a fundraiser for a UK trans charity.
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guy man dude creature @succwagon.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
ok putting aside rowling's whole.... rowling-ness.... can we please discuss why people are STILL writing cross-fandom fics where harry potter gets ported to another world and is like. a princess in game of thrones or whatever. why is that still a thing. why is that still a POPULAR thing
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guy man dude creature @succwagon.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I gotta buy shoes this weekend mine are coming apart at the seams
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SpecLion ➡️ Avoiding FF7 Spoilers @spectacledlion.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Time to post it again.
A meme from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. In the top panel, one man labeled "literally every company" hands a plate labeled "AI" to a man labeled "me." In the bottom panel, the man labeled "me" nonchalantly tosses the plate down the hallway, discarding it with casual disdain while the first man watches.
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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
god bless whoever brought a fuckin Congo sign to AEW Dynamite
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Su 💫 @ 8.0 Spoilers @emethusband.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
i didnt make this i stole it from discord
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
The three kinds of posts
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guy man dude creature @succwagon.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
another day another pre-9:30 bedtime
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Fat Crow/Buizel > Michigan Anthro Weekend @chibibuizel.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
So @maffewgregg.bsky.social what'd you think of the forklift #AEWDON #AEW #wrestlesky #botchamania
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guy man dude creature @succwagon.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
NO CHANGE I CAN CHANGE I CAN CHANGE I CAN CHANGE BUT I’M HERE IN MY MOULD IN MY MOULD BUT I’M A MILLION DIFFERENT PEOPLE FROM ONE DAY TO THE NEXT
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spongebob squarepants is standing in a kitchen with a life preserver on the wall behind him
ALT: spongebob squarepants is standing in a kitchen with a life preserver on the wall behind him
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