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Suburbiageddon

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stopping all stations except East Richmond #Zone2 Melbourne Australia

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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
of the weird sh#t that ends up in our house this is only a 4/10 🤷‍♂️
plastic human torsos
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water! It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!"
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Immortan Joe in Mad Max: Fury Road
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Overheard at the local Aldi pre-GF you won’t believe it Aldi have run out of Broccoli 🤷‍♂️ #AFLFinals #AFLGF #AFLFreoLions #AFL
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
firing up the Batmobile gonna do a few laps around Oak Park for Angry
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The Batman: Robert Pattinson's Batmobile Scene
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
193! 195! Where’s 194 Box Hill Maccas … Hungry 😵
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can’t stop won’t stop 😚 Wordle 1,913 2/6 🟩⬛🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
be warning I’m scootin around in a Ford Ranger atm 💅
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’d rather not talk about it … 🤦‍♂️
bucket of m&m’s up-ended
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
in a client’s team chat yesterday with a guy who’s surname is Bytheway had to look twice check is real btw 😁
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Welp 🤷‍♂️😁 Wordle 1,907 2/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The 5:18 Belgrave has arrived early at Box Hill … this has never happened 😬 a sign of the apocalypse for certain 😳
Metro train on time/early
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sunday morning puppyisms: Quick catch her she has a poo in her mouth! 🙄
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A movie that takes place where you are from I delivered the local paper to this house
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Kai @kaih.au · 01/09/2026
It’s a beautiful day here in Melbourne today… Are we there yet, or is this just Fool’s Spring?
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ran from the carpark to catch the 6:44 train 😵
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Emergency Ambulance Responding with Lights
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
How far back are things in the past? A mates 21yo son was off having a holiday in Bali. He said ‘hey you should visit the Bali Bombing Memorial’ the 21yo: what bombing?
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Box Hill is rain-bowing its b*lls off right now 🌈
Rainbow silly
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
just said I’m about to become a ‘fur baby daddy’ in a public situation 🙄 someone pls stop me 🤣
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
well I’m borked … the aus alert didn’t work on my iPhone 11 🙁
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Missus and I are both home sick today with same head cold 🤧 not dying but miserable 🤒
moccos and wood fire
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Get your snaps whilst you can she’s about to fly away 🪽
Pam the bird
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
which one? 💕
Puppies
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
we’ll absolutely pulled that one out of my arse 😬 Wordle 1,855 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
gotta say there’s been a drop in man-flesh on the timeline of late 😬 have seen a couple pairs of female breasts this morning whilst scrolling on the train, almost forgot what they looked like 🤔
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
👏👏 Wordle 1,851 2/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
just been in clients teams standup … the IT Project manager was wearing co branded hi-vis in the office 👍 bit of a blokey company, IT project manager wasn’t a bloke 😬
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
fam off for a school hols road trip (Im at work). Tracking them …
approaching boonie doon
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Snarky Platypus @snarkyplatypus.com · 06/07/2026
A flavour I have never considered.
A can of curry pineapple herring.
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
washer broke, again, new one on the way … Sunday Upwey 😙
Laundrette
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
waiting for a coffee - been a week for all of us buddy 😬
mismatched runners
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I live in fear that one day my sons will discover Jackass … their latest movie is about to drop …
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Johnny Knoxville Jackass Stunt
ALT: Johnny Knoxville Jackass Stunt
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Not taking any chances with our work loos 😶
taped up and signed toilet doors
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
so the vic lib party (alledged) assault footage so what are they dancing to? The Hokey Pokey, Hava Nagila? #vicpol #springst
hand in hand dancing
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image.
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Cartoon Character with Flamethrower
ALT: Cartoon Character with Flamethrower
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
4c brrrrrr 🥶
cold at the train station carpark
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
watching … always watching 😁
Kangaroos on my way to Aldi
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Images you can hear
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Manama Muppets Sing
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ba-Na-Na-Nah!
Aldi freshly stocked bananas
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
dont think don’t think it 😬
puzzle things you can spread
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
about to jump into a webex school council meeting, hopped into bed pants off risking it 😬
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
so who’s still calling it the Queens birthday long weekend 👉👈 it Spencer St station all over again 🙄
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Prince of Wales Prince Charles
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
urrgh when did the ringtone change on my phone … missed 1 and almost the 2nd middle of the night oncall phonecall … some airy-fairy relaxing tone back to good ‘ol ‘Old Phone’ bbbbrrrrrrrrring 😁
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Fun fact, Costco pizza box doesn't fit in fridge had to do some surgery 😁
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
just gotta maccas iced frappe brain freeze so bad I may expire 😖
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 31/05/2026
New headliner announced for the Freedom 250 concert
Former Australian PM Scott Morrison with grey hair and glasses is sitting outdoors, wearing a dark polo shirt and playing a small guitar or ukulele. He is gesturing with his hand while holding the instrument, with green shutters and potted plants in the background.
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
BREAKING High Five (Revival cast) has pulled out of Freedom 250 😭
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
you know it’s a good Viet coffee shop/cafe when they’ve got the banh mi roast pork ready at 8:30am 😙
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Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
waiting for lunch …
bottom of Elizabeth St
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MAGNUS BEEFCASTLE @magnusbeefcastle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI
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