Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 23halways the way about to do some work on the block (dog proof part of a fence) … then see a joe-blake next to where I’m gonna work 🙄🐍 020
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026of the weird sh#t that ends up in our house this is only a 4/10 🤷♂️ 101
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water! It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!"static.klipy.comImmortan Joe in Mad Max: Fury RoadALT: Immortan Joe in Mad Max: Fury Road 020
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Overheard at the local Aldi pre-GF you won’t believe it Aldi have run out of Broccoli 🤷♂️ #AFLFinals #AFLGF #AFLFreoLions #AFL 032
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026😬 Wordle 1,925 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 110
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026firing up the Batmobile gonna do a few laps around Oak Park for Angrystatic.klipy.comThe Batman: Robert Pattinson's Batmobile SceneALT: The Batman: Robert Pattinson's Batmobile Scene 010
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026193! 195! Where’s 194 Box Hill Maccas … Hungry 😵 120
Reposted by Suburbiageddongwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts. 62424417
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Can’t stop won’t stop 😚 Wordle 1,913 2/6 🟩⬛🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 010
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026be warning I’m scootin around in a Ford Ranger atm 💅 121
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026in a client’s team chat yesterday with a guy who’s surname is Bytheway had to look twice check is real btw 😁 220
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The 5:18 Belgrave has arrived early at Box Hill … this has never happened 😬 a sign of the apocalypse for certain 😳 030
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Sunday morning puppyisms: Quick catch her she has a poo in her mouth! 🙄 051
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026A movie that takes place where you are from I delivered the local paper to this house 050
Reposted by SuburbiageddonKai @kaih.au · 01/09/2026It’s a beautiful day here in Melbourne today… Are we there yet, or is this just Fool’s Spring? 44613
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026just need a pack of durries then off to do the back nine 😙 010
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026had an old uncle (hippy from the 60s/70s) Used to call him CT (Cave Thing) 🧌 110
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I read ‘fifties’ as ‘titties’ and look I’m in my 50s too 🙄🤷♂️ 010
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026ran from the carpark to catch the 6:44 train 😵static.klipy.comEmergency Ambulance Responding with LightsALT: Emergency Ambulance Responding with Lights 000
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026How far back are things in the past? A mates 21yo son was off having a holiday in Bali. He said ‘hey you should visit the Bali Bombing Memorial’ the 21yo: what bombing? 230
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Box Hill is rain-bowing its b*lls off right now 🌈 170
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026just said I’m about to become a ‘fur baby daddy’ in a public situation 🙄 someone pls stop me 🤣 220
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I’m on 26.3.1 and I think you need to be on 26.4 minimum … cant update atm bc apple iOS & system files have filled half my diskspace (and you cant clear without a full reset) 010
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026well I’m borked … the aus alert didn’t work on my iPhone 11 🙁 220
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Missus and I are both home sick today with same head cold 🤧 not dying but miserable 🤒 010
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Get your snaps whilst you can she’s about to fly away 🪽 030
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026we’ll absolutely pulled that one out of my arse 😬 Wordle 1,855 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 120
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026😬static.klipy.comKenneth Williams' Iconic 'Ooh Matron!' in Carry On CampingALT: Kenneth Williams' Iconic 'Ooh Matron!' in Carry On Camping 010
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026gotta say there’s been a drop in man-flesh on the timeline of late 😬 have seen a couple pairs of female breasts this morning whilst scrolling on the train, almost forgot what they looked like 🤔 000
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026just been in clients teams standup … the IT Project manager was wearing co branded hi-vis in the office 👍 bit of a blokey company, IT project manager wasn’t a bloke 😬 010
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026fam off for a school hols road trip (Im at work). Tracking them … 040
Reposted by SuburbiageddonSnarky Platypus @snarkyplatypus.com · 06/07/2026A flavour I have never considered. 651
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026washer broke, again, new one on the way … Sunday Upwey 😙 220
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 02/07/2026waiting for a coffee - been a week for all of us buddy 😬 020
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I live in fear that one day my sons will discover Jackass … their latest movie is about to drop …static.klipy.comJohnny Knoxville Jackass StuntALT: Johnny Knoxville Jackass Stunt 220
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Not taking any chances with our work loos 😶 051
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026so the vic lib party (alledged) assault footage so what are they dancing to? The Hokey Pokey, Hava Nagila? #vicpol #springst 000
Suburbiageddon @suburbiageddon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026😬static.klipy.comMilhouse In-TentsALT: Milhouse In-Tents 010