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Suburban Death March

@suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com
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Hi, I'm Jason (he/him) Middle aged musician dad making very weird music and stickers in the SF East Bay (and playing in a couple of live bands too!). linktr.ee/suburbandeathmarch ACAB/Punch Nazis/Hail Satan/guillotines for the rich/Free Luigi

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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 07/10/2026
Sweatin’ to the oldies tonight. And I hate to say that songs from OK Computer are officially oldies now!
Yours truly sitting back with a bass and a yellow The Oh Sees shirt sweating buckets
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 04/10/2026
San Francisco, my cover band will be at O’Reilly’s on the 16th. We go on at 10. Please come check us out. #musiciansky
A show flyer that reads 

FRIDAY OCTOBER 16 7PM, 21+
AXIS OF FOUR
CADMIUM
JUST NOISE
TRANSPARENT THINGS

O'REILLY'S
1840 HAIGHT STREET, SAN FRANCISCO
SIO ADVANCE, S15 DAY OF SHOW
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 04/10/2026
Your city has Flock cameras. Mine has the Police Surveillance Hut of Baba Yaga.
A white hut with tinted windows and a police logo on extended legs above a parking lot like the Hut of Baba Yaga
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 01/10/2026
Fun gig last night, and also a rare shot with all 4 of us clearly visible!
Transparent Things on stage at the Bistro in Hayward, L-R Shelton on guitar, Chris on guitar and vocals, Cary on drums and yours truly on bass and vocals
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 20/09/2026
Tony Levin playing the Chapman Stick in front of paintings in a museum galleryMarkus Reuter playing touch guitar in front of paintings in a museum galleryPat Mastelotto playing drums in front of paintings in a museum galleryTony Levin playing the Chapman Stick in front of paintings in a museum gallery
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 20/09/2026
So I got to sit front row tonight for the Stickmen! Tony Levin, Pat Mastelotto, and Markus Reuter dropped some heavy mathy Crimsonian prog right to our faces. Being in the front made whipping out the phone a bit awkward but I got a few shots and this short vid
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 20/09/2026
Our seats!
A front row view of a corner of a museum gallery with Tony Levin’s area of the stage and part of Pat Mastelotto’s drum set to the side
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 19/09/2026
Off on a small roadtrip to see the Stick Men play at a museum in Stockton! This will be my fourth time seeing Tony Levin, the third time with Pat Mastelotto, and definitely in the most intimate setting!
Yours truly wearing a bowler hat with a Sheriff badge on it that also reads “Tun-er” and a white shirt that looks like the cover of Sonic Youth’s Goo album but it says Steely Dan LP and the picture is Walter Becker and Donald Fagen
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 17/09/2026
I just got to see Paul open for Nitzer Ebb a few weeks ago and he was great!
Paul Barker on stage singing into a microphone and bathed in red and blue lights
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 17/09/2026
I cannot believe that the Emma Ruth Rundle account following tens of people and with a handful of follow backs who slid into my DMs, called me “suburban” and thanked me for being a fan, got removed before I could ask for a collab! Nothing shady at all going on there.
A screenshot of my chats that reads 

Deleted Account 22h
I would like to personally thank you for your support and love. The future can be yours...
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 15/09/2026
More Porchfest Alameda from Sunday! Melt With You #musiciansky
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 15/09/2026
Sunday playing at Porchfest Alameda!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 10/09/2026
Well the daily shit has hit the fan at home again so I walked down to the park and then this happened!
A squirrel next to a fence eating a slice of pizza
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 09/09/2026
Text reads How Erika Kirk be pulling up to the kirkversary
Over a picture of a blonde woman with fireworks shooting from her sequined tits.
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day in a country too chickenshit to celebrate global worker solidarity on May 1!
The Boromir meme, with text that reads "One Does Not Simply Ask for the Means of Production"
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 06/09/2026
Still jobless but I hope you enjoy this!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 05/09/2026
More Nitzer Ebb from last night. This show blew my mind! I definitely need more live industrial music in my life!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 05/09/2026
Lead Into Gold is Paul Barker from Ministry and he opened for Nitzer Ebb last night!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 05/09/2026
Nitzer Ebb!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 05/09/2026
OMG the opening act was Paul Barker from Ministry!
Paul Barker singing on stage at the Regency Ballroom in San Francisco
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 05/09/2026
At the Regency. Won tickets for Nitzer Ebb tonight! Waiting semi patiently for the opening act to start!
Yours truly in a black Swans shirt in a selfie in front of a purple lighted stage at the Regency Ballroom in San Francisco
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 03/09/2026
They got the shapely body. They got the Steely Dan t-shirt.
A white tshirt in the style of the cover of Sonic Youth - Goo. Only it’s Walter Becker and Donald Gagen in the car and the top reads Steely Dan - LP while the side text reads “I remember the thirty five sweet goodbyes when you put me on the Wolverine up to Annandale”
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 29/08/2026
Greyboy Allstars at the Castro Theater last night were amazing! @seedysong.bsky.social and I danced our butts off!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 25/08/2026
A cartoon showing multiple Spider Men beating up on Jake Lange who is on the ground and peeing himself in front of a Minneapolis Police van.
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 24/08/2026
This frozen dessert brand really gets me!
The bottom of a bag in the grocery outlet freezer reads “Let’s get fat and weird!”
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 23/08/2026
Last night’s gig was 🔥. The other bands were amazing! And there was even a celebrity drummer in the house!
Lily Sunshine played guitar and behind her, Animal from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem is on the drums!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 22/08/2026
Whenever I get gift cards now, they go into lighting gear for two reasons… my bands, and so my kid can learn theatrical lighting/DMX programming. These are the latest. Thanks, Mom! They arrived today and will be on stage tonight
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 18/08/2026
David Lee Roth is a national treasure!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 18/08/2026
East Bay folks, come see me play with StarStrut and a bunch of other great bands too this Saturday at the Fireside in Alameda!
A show flyer with silhouettes of a woman playing a guitar and line art of pointy guitars that reads…

SHE SHREDS
Women's Music Community
She Shreds SESSIONS PRESENTS:
Hot & Heavy Summer Show!
Wonderland Rejects
StarStrut
Black Gold Sun the lilies
Saturday August 22
Fireside Lounge
1453 Webster St, Alameda
Doors 7/Show 8
$10/21+
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 17/08/2026
Meme of two men facing off against each other with arms spread. The man in black with his back to us is labeled “ICE agent with shock gloves.” The man in red facing us is labeled “super soaker filled with piss”
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 11/08/2026
Ok this is hilarious!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 04/08/2026
A Nancy comic. The first panel Nancy says "I have just one line in the school play" The following three panels Nancy is walking down the street repeating the line "My lady, tea is served." The final panel she is on stage with a concerned looking boy in the wings and a shocked audience saying "I want to see Alexanria Ocasio-Cortez spoon feed Rand Paul generous helpings of Dr. Anthony Fauci's shit fresh from the anus. Thank you and good night."
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 03/08/2026
Cartoon of a car salesman showing a bulldozer tank combo to a guy. Text reads

Car salesman: *slaps roof of killdozer* This bad boy can take down so many
Data Centers
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 03/08/2026
Do you like American Music?
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 03/08/2026
The Femmes opened with this one and it may have been my favorite song of the day!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 03/08/2026
The Tune Yards did Killing in the Name!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 01/08/2026
Dog surfing with play by play by the young dudebro behind us who went into full sportscaster mode.
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 01/08/2026
Surfing dogs? Surfing dogs!
Three dogs on a surfboard riding a wave with people in the water behind them
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 31/07/2026
I wonder if Gene Simmons knows about this!
A box containing THE
MONKEES
"TAB" 4 SPEED
VIBRATING
personal MASSAGER
WITH ACCESSORIES

Shows a picture of a woman using a vibrator on her neck and all four members of the Monkees.
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 29/07/2026
Three panels of Dr. Manhattan from the Watchmen comic sitting alone on Mars. The first panel reads "It is 1991. The US is bombing Iraq." The second panel reads "It is 2003. The US is bombing Iraq." The third  panel reads "It is 2026. The US is bombing Iraq."
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 27/07/2026
A post fromWEEKLY WORLD NEWS
THE WORLD'S ONLY RELIABLE NEWS
Reads
GODZILLA DESTROYS FIFTH DATA CENTER!
Over a black and white image of Godzilla on a rampage
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 21/07/2026
A picture of a corn dog with a dachshund’s face sticking out of the end over a colorful cloudy sky. Text reads

Jesus was battered before being put on a stick which effectively makes him a corndog
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 20/07/2026
White text on black reads 

Boys of Hummer (After Henley)
Out on the road today, I saw a Radiohead sticker
On a Cybertruck.
A little voice inside my head
Said, "What the fuck?
What the fucking fuck?"
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 20/07/2026
Punk Rock Girl! @rodneyanonymous.bsky.social they had you guys on the wrong stage! So hard to see you, but it was amazing! And the mushrooms started hitting during Smoking Banana Peels which was very… extra!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 20/07/2026
Mosswood Meltdown! Here’s John Waters’ filthy and hilarious intro to the Dead Milkmen!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 19/07/2026
Crowdsourcing my Mosswood shirt for today! Leaning heavily toward Ween since my other Ween shirt yesterday started a lot of conversations, but the other two have good conversation potential too.
Three t-shirts. First is a black Swans shirt with teeth from the Filth album cover. Second one is a gray Ween shirt take off on the Grateful Dead skull and roses only the skull is the Boognish. Third one is the 5th Annual GWARBQ shirt with a picture of one of the GWAR characters eying a naked woman marked up like a cow with each cut traced out.
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 19/07/2026
A post from J Michael Spencer that reads "Is this headline business or gay? BUSINESS OR GAY" Headline under a picture of a bearded guy holding his face in contemplation reads "news89.com How to Tell if the Bear Market is Bottoming, According to the Pros"
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 19/07/2026
Pavement played another one of my favorites last night!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 18/07/2026
John Waters hilariously introduces Pavement last night at Mosswood!
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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · 18/07/2026
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