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HolBolDoArt🏳️‍🌈 @holboldoart.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The Shade of the Woods
In a bluebell wood at dusk, a dark figure in a long black and tattered robe stands with bright glowing yellow eyes. On their head is a spiked crown, and they hold a long pollaxe low. Around them are tall trees blocking out any light, and a light eerie mist covers the bluebell-covered forest floor.
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Kym Deyn @kymdeyn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rough day, so have a poem about the Jar of Moles in the Grant Zoology Museum in London that everyone has regarded as too thoroughly batshit to publish
Jar of Moles (Grant Zoology Museum, London)
crittery dozened things each pink snout snootling
formaldehyde up it's bamboozler which poor fuck
had to collect them out in the dirt with a shovel
here moley moley  	BONK . I’m only gonna
put you in a jar and let tourists go eww at you
for the next two hundred years god look at me
for two hundred years I’d do anything look 
mummy, one of them’s licking the glass—
honey it's dead  velvety sweet sardined hope
their ghosts are friends teeming in a molish
afterlife dark and circular everything worm-
flavoured tasty buggy snackerels what if 
you smashed the mole jar? vinegared
moles spilling out flaccid & swimming
everyone screaming someone saying Freddy
you gotta get us a new jar of moles—
—goddammit boss I  never asked for any of this
A jar of wet preserved moles, the jar is very full and all the little hands, feet and snoots mark it as both upsetting and fascinating
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Brielle Gaze @briellegazex.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Don't tell my dad I'm taking nudes on his new couch 👀 🔞 View more: freecam.s.gy/SRtVbV #thicc #bigass #hotgirl #pussy #ass
Don't tell my dad I'm taking nudes on his new couch 👀
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The ultimate emo puppy!
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Thats very redundant descriptor, I would assume an alpha bull daddy tops.
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The winner even has coordinated colors HOW is that mismatched.
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
She Covers the Whole Country, circa 1904 Theodor Kittelsen (1857 - 1914) #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
doctor dog treating sick cat, 15th century
a medieval drawing of a dog standing upright wearing a hood and holding a bottle. beside him is a cat laying in bed wearing what looks like a nightcap. both have distraught expressions on their faces.
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🐓 SCARY PENDRAKE 📦 MOVIN'! @peripendrake.art · 26/01/2026
✨Tatzelwyrm For January's print 🐍
A Tatzelwyrm that appears as a black cat with a long snake like body with two forelimbs overlays a green background. A small mountain and pine tree scene beside it shows a tatzelwyrm by a rivers edge.
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Knew it!
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
All you do is lie 😔 How would that even work?
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Nobody said that you specifically like it, but if you’re still on there you don’t seem to mind it that much.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
IT'S A GOD? That Doesn't Mean It Outranks You!
IT'S A GOD?
That Doesn't Mean It Outranks You!
Poster and yellow and black we have an eye in a pyramid with a halo over it wings on either side of it and then two hands beneath it one above one below an atom symbol
IT'S A
GOD?

THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT OUTRANKS YOU!

STAY CALM AND
ASK FOR:

-
Name
- Faith oforigin
Eschatological
intention

TOGETHER, WE CAN
KEEP AN ORGANIZED
NOOSPHERE

OPN
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ɴᴏʀᴅ @nordek.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Commission for @subtopwoofer.bsky.social So so happy with it ☀️
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
NOT edited NOT ai
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Its 2025, women can do anything 🙏
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Stupid tboy reporting 🫡
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Sarah D @pikapies.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Finally checked out Five Leaves Bookshop in Nottingham and they had such a good selection of anarchist pamphlets but this has to be the highlight.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 01/09/2025
So our Blades in the Dark campaign had it's grand finale in session #39 and the way we play that should be about 160-170 hours net playtime. So. With just A BIT of discipline we could have played the whole thing in just one month of 9-5 style work days, even with free weekends. 🤔
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
The jokes are actually poignant social commentary on the lack of education around sex and consent in the 17th century if u think about it 🙂‍↕️
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Its great that you managed to pull that off, genuinely! But its important to keep in mind that not everyone can.
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Its not really that simple if the consequence might be not being able to pay bills or even buy food. Ofc thats not the case with everyone still on there and those who can afford it or have other income really should leave, but that is a comparatively privileged position.
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
A lot of artists heavily depend on twitter to get work and pay their bills. Seems quite unfair to call people who potentially just cannot afford to delete their account complicit in that facist bullshit, they’re victims of it.
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SCARY Mithryl!!! @mithryl.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
google search "jobs that survived the great depression" google search "how much experience to become a mob goon" google search "goon jobs near me" google search "goon jobs near me entry level" google search "goon internship near me" google search "how to get experience being a goon not horny kind"
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Joan Pope @sexdeathrebirth.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Illustration from Alchemical and Rosicrucian Compendium, c. 1760
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Was gonna protest but come to think of it no you’re probably right.
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
-stoner (in addition to one of the other ones)
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Gortash with period cramps. Gortash getting a huge piano dropped on him by durge. Gortash stepping on a d3.
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Ehehehe
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I don’t think the kind of people to participate in a trend like this to tell everyone how intimidating they are are the same people who actually intimidate anyone.
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Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
S-tier perversion: blending our coats of arms but in a way that implies the subordination of your heraldic beast to mine
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Sabrebash! @sabrebash.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
An oldie. If you follow Selmers to the poetry society meeting in Night In The Woods, this is her poem. 1/4 #comic #nitw #nightinthewoods
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Yea, on the floor. To be fair I heard it had a rather wet consistency so maybe some managed to get in the toilet too, didn’t see it in person.
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
(Really stretching the definition of privilege but hey you take what you can get)
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Nonpassing trans privilege is using the womens bathroom at work (its a lockable room with a single toilet) cause some dude shat on the floor in the mens room so now we have to ask for keys every time we wanna use it.
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Dr. Hesse Daria⚡[bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 20/01/2025
this is drilled over and over again in that Very Good transfemme self defense zine- www.silversprocket.net/2021/09/13/a...
silversprocket.net
A Self Defense Study Guide for Trans Women and Gender Non-Conforming / Nonbinary AMAB Folks
Published in coloration with Transfighters/Traction Project, A Self-Defense Study Guide for Trans Women and Gender Non-Conforming / Nonbinary AMAB Folks offers strategies based in lived experience, ra...
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The mold on my wall is receding and I made the guys at the repair shop laugh when I brought them my very expensively damaged bike so its a good day over all.
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Ki @ no online shop this fall~ @gawki.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Self-Indulgence
A unicorn with long, wavy flowing hair in front of a gnarly looking castle.
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Today will be the first day I’ll climb in a wind turbine for my job, and the first thing I see upon exiting the bus is a dead seagull. Thank god I don’t believe in omens
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
On manic upswing: hell yeah, I'm gonna feel this way forever
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Silby @silby.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
geese pursue the sun, leading far afield; flightless, I cannot follow
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
ok maybe not first, there’s probably one somewhere on twitter already. But still! In theory I love men, its just that most are fucking awful by choice or social conditioning (mostly the former aided by the latter usually)
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SomeDogThing @subtopwoofer.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I like my work but if my colleages continue to be Like That I will eventually become the world’s first transmasc gay misandrist who fucks men
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