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Lorax Espresso

@subatomiclaura.neocities.org
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 30/09/2026
Playing Castlevania Harmony of Dissonance again. used to call it Harmony of Dis-so-dance. fuck i still call it that. gettin hyped for the next Castlevania. playing through the oldies. good time
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton Day.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 23/09/2026
So they ARE reading it for the articles?!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 17/09/2026
No thumbtacks, no barbwire. Only rubber chickens and whoopie cushions.
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Perry “Bastard” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Saw this elsewhere, lmao #wrestlesky
Samoa Joe walking away from a dive but the dive-ee is labeled 'Ed Sheeran' and Joe is labelled 'his support acts & backing band.'
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 15/09/2026
I'm still not convinced there isn't a Dead Silence situation going on.
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bodaciou$ @b0dacious.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
RIP to a fashion legend. 🥲
Bob Mackie on Hacks
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 13/09/2026
Isabelle smells like pumpkin spice. She was gourmanded at the groomers.
small dog with rawhide
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 09/09/2026
This is the energy I will give when I get bingo. love you macho man! rip.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 09/09/2026
Heard about a scammer getting money from women saying he was a wide receiver. He has chicken legs! Why suge why?
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Nancy Gribble: Why, Sug'?
Alt: Nancy Gribble: Why, Sug'?
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 08/09/2026
Spent all day putting together a printable sewing pattern for a shirt. I'll work on the shirt next week. my back and knees hurt from using the floor as the flat surface.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 07/09/2026
Would be nice if computers had the same amount of ports they used to have. Wifi printing is not the sauce. Gave up and found a USB-A to USB-B cord. With the dongle hanging out, this pc looks like it's on life support.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 06/09/2026
Saw Coyote v ACME. It was cute. Up there with Back in Action.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 05/09/2026
Not only is this shit a way to cheap out on useful but costly parts like buttons. But they're absolutely going to run ads on that screen. What a way to make driving unsafe and annoying.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 03/09/2026
Saw The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. It was cute. Cried when Dolly sang I will always love you. I think the old critics docked point off cause it wasn't X-rated.
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i wanna play again. for HER.
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 26/08/2026
RIP youtu.be/K6089Z_NgPk?...
youtu.be
The Worst Witch (1986) "Halloween Song"
YouTube video by harrypottersdaddy
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 25/08/2026
Regular DVDs used to be packaged with Blu-ray discs. I miss that.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 25/08/2026
Dude, let Courtney Love and Michael Stipe post boomer shit. She's old, he's old, they're all old. Are their memories accurate? No, but the drugs were exceptional and music was good.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 22/08/2026
Been writing my feelings in a journal. The factory didn't blow up near me. Pretty nice, it helps with the head cobwebs.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 21/08/2026
The slop created rage bait slop. Wish people would follow the advise they give their grands on Facebook. Look for the the who, what, where and why before reguritating bait slop.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 21/08/2026
What I'm hearing is slop junkies got used to positive reinforcement for being unpaid shills. When they got out of their chamber they were traumatized by nobody stroking their ego. Wait until they realize the stripper didn't like them.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 18/08/2026
I stole a lot from my older bros. but the first owned legit, no doubt - return of saturn. Still got it too.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 15/08/2026
The new Project Runway is claustrophobic. Previous seasons, they went on field trips to their inspiration for the next challenge. This season they stick 3 locations: the wait room, the work room and the runway. Not a fan of that.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 12/08/2026
it failed they grew into safety hazzards. cut nails down. prefer numbs.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 09/08/2026
1997's greatest hit.
what is a man a miserable pile of secrets
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 04/08/2026
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Statler & Waldorf: That Was Weird
Alt: Statler & Waldorf: That Was Weird
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@)}------ @jenrozen.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
#AEW X WarioWare
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 04/08/2026
Saw the trailer for Wicker. Its got the murderbot dude playing a pier1 imports bot. i'll watch it for the wood related puns.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 02/08/2026
decided to paint pink nails with lilac tips. first time doing it. results are meh. having nails is still new to me.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 01/08/2026
busted open the affinity publisher. tossed a few photos from the papershoot camera. the wes anderson filter on that camera still goes hard. made zines. think i'll paint my nails lilac.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 31/07/2026
Frutiger Aero. Dig it. Song. Dig it. youtu.be/sNZi1Zn-CXM?...
youtu.be
What's a Nintendo? - Lilithzplug (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Lilithzplug
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 30/07/2026
Same packaging is not the mark of a true dupe. Too many jackasses are calling every cheap ass thing a dupe, when its the packaging that was copied. Packaging means nothing when the product triggers contact dermatitis. It's what's on the inside that counts.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 29/07/2026
Saw the video of Katy Perry stuck in a giant plastic bottle. It was Spinal Tap levels of hijinks.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 24/07/2026
I model my picks to be the most like the A-Team. Jack as Hanibal, Chester as Face, Kool Aid Man as Howlin Mad Dog Murdoc, and the Jolly Green Giant as B.A Baracus.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 23/07/2026
Conker's Bad Fur Day originally was supposed to be a children's game about a squirrel in a fairy tale land. There was gonna be a cyclops that took up two screens. Haven't seen footage of the that outside of EGM screenshots. But the lost videos are making the rounds on YouTube. #gamesky
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 19/07/2026
bought a bag of the little sundae ice cream with the wooden spoon. and i used my bn credit on the criterion dvd of Hairspray. today has been good.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 17/07/2026
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. Fell asleep during the movie it was so boring.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 14/07/2026
Hunted this man for his soundcloud, found youtube instead. Relatable bops. youtube.com/shorts/8sx04...
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What Gary Numan sounds like @GaryNumanOfficial #parody #musicalcomedy #newwave #synthesizer
YouTube video by Kenny Gray
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 14/07/2026
But why did they make the AI generated photo look like the end of Dead Silence?
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 10/07/2026
It would be hilarious if anyone who pre-ordered GTA 6 cancelled it. It's digital only, they made you wait 13 years. Have fun make them wait indefinitely. I want more gamers to start withholding their money from greedy ass game companies.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 09/07/2026
Let's fold scarves!
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 07/07/2026
Why would you cape for a thumb with a nazi tat? That's dumb. Bye.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 07/07/2026
Update. Used a card and it peeled off.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 03/07/2026
The future of gaming is an expensive ass game rental on a machine you cannot afford to purchase.
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