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Lorax Espresso

@subatomiclaura.neocities.org
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i do things that are inconsequential. you want links i got links: linktr.ee/subatomiclaura

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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 30/09/2026
first off happy birthday, sorry late man. second dude, its music, ai don't have ears. its pulling shit from reddit, they don't got the sauce and why is he bragging about offloading his personality to a chatbot?
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 30/09/2026
Playing Castlevania Harmony of Dissonance again. used to call it Harmony of Dis-so-dance. fuck i still call it that. gettin hyped for the next Castlevania. playing through the oldies. good time
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton Day.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 23/09/2026
So they ARE reading it for the articles?!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 18/09/2026
dude, if i get stuck with bard, that elf guy is carrying my amp.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 17/09/2026
No thumbtacks, no barbwire. Only rubber chickens and whoopie cushions.
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Perry “Bastard Pac-AckAckAckAckAck You Outta Know By Now” Normal @perrynormal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Saw this elsewhere, lmao #wrestlesky
Samoa Joe walking away from a dive but the dive-ee is labeled 'Ed Sheeran' and Joe is labelled 'his support acts & backing band.'
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 15/09/2026
I'm still not convinced there isn't a Dead Silence situation going on.
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bodaciou$ @b0dacious.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
RIP to a fashion legend. 🥲
Bob Mackie on Hacks
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 14/09/2026
that weasel, myra was there. she liked him for who he is and gave him back the same energy he was putting out for laura. But oh, noo dude couldn't handle that. he had to go in the faceoff machine, when he could've had it alllllllll with myra. grr.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 13/09/2026
Isabelle smells like pumpkin spice. She was gourmanded at the groomers.
small dog with rawhide
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 11/09/2026
I'd tell them to start journaling, but worry it would turn into a manifesto.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 09/09/2026
This is the energy I will give when I get bingo. love you macho man! rip.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 09/09/2026
Heard about a scammer getting money from women saying he was a wide receiver. He has chicken legs! Why suge why?
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Nancy Gribble: Why, Sug'?
Alt: Nancy Gribble: Why, Sug'?
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 08/09/2026
Spent all day putting together a printable sewing pattern for a shirt. I'll work on the shirt next week. my back and knees hurt from using the floor as the flat surface.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 07/09/2026
Would be nice if computers had the same amount of ports they used to have. Wifi printing is not the sauce. Gave up and found a USB-A to USB-B cord. With the dongle hanging out, this pc looks like it's on life support.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 06/09/2026
Saw Coyote v ACME. It was cute. Up there with Back in Action.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 05/09/2026
Not only is this shit a way to cheap out on useful but costly parts like buttons. But they're absolutely going to run ads on that screen. What a way to make driving unsafe and annoying.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 03/09/2026
Saw The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. It was cute. Cried when Dolly sang I will always love you. I think the old critics docked point off cause it wasn't X-rated.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 02/09/2026
happy anniversary 🎉
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 02/09/2026
Aw, that's really nice to hear. Skill level is hard to get over cause there's a want to do more, but the skills ain't there yet. Michaelangelo dude said "I'm still learning" on his deathbed! Famous art man had that shit going on too.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 02/09/2026
if it helps, i don't finish art pieces. i reach a level where i give up. that's the end work. then say, "good enough for me. bye bye art, off you go. get da fuck out of my house."
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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i wanna play again. for HER.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 27/08/2026
I have a dead tamagotchi and a dead giga pet. not spending money to do that again. pass.
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 26/08/2026
RIP youtu.be/K6089Z_NgPk?...
youtu.be
The Worst Witch (1986) "Halloween Song"
YouTube video by harrypottersdaddy
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 26/08/2026
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I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme
Alt: I'm Doing My Part!
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 25/08/2026
Regular DVDs used to be packaged with Blu-ray discs. I miss that.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 25/08/2026
Dude, let Courtney Love and Michael Stipe post boomer shit. She's old, he's old, they're all old. Are their memories accurate? No, but the drugs were exceptional and music was good.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 22/08/2026
Been writing my feelings in a journal. The factory didn't blow up near me. Pretty nice, it helps with the head cobwebs.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 21/08/2026
The slop created rage bait slop. Wish people would follow the advise they give their grands on Facebook. Look for the the who, what, where and why before reguritating bait slop.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 21/08/2026
What I'm hearing is slop junkies got used to positive reinforcement for being unpaid shills. When they got out of their chamber they were traumatized by nobody stroking their ego. Wait until they realize the stripper didn't like them.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 21/08/2026
Yoshi and Poochy is relaxing fun. The yarn effects are charming.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 18/08/2026
I stole a lot from my older bros. but the first owned legit, no doubt - return of saturn. Still got it too.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 15/08/2026
The new Project Runway is claustrophobic. Previous seasons, they went on field trips to their inspiration for the next challenge. This season they stick 3 locations: the wait room, the work room and the runway. Not a fan of that.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 12/08/2026
it failed they grew into safety hazzards. cut nails down. prefer numbs.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 12/08/2026
I've noticed it loops around a lot. like it repeat itself. i think they trained it on a book for 7th grade english. cause trying really hard to hit a word count.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 12/08/2026
If this is how i get Bea Arthur in MvC so be it.
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Bea Arthur as Ackmena: Star Wars Life Day Cantina
Alt: Bea Arthur as Ackmena: Star Wars Life Day Cantina.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 11/08/2026
I hate when the original intent and meaning of a word gets bastardized for content. i don't know what woke 2 is, but i know what woke meant and it wasn't vague. dude can fuck off with that noize.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 10/08/2026
Harriet was supposed to be the star of the show too. It was her show, then she got replaced in the last season. I remember the E! True Hollywood Story for that show. It was messy.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 09/08/2026
1997's greatest hit.
what is a man a miserable pile of secrets
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 04/08/2026
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Statler & Waldorf: That Was Weird
Alt: Statler & Waldorf: That Was Weird
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@)}------ @jenrozen.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
#AEW X WarioWare
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 04/08/2026
Saw the trailer for Wicker. Its got the murderbot dude playing a pier1 imports bot. i'll watch it for the wood related puns.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 02/08/2026
decided to paint pink nails with lilac tips. first time doing it. results are meh. having nails is still new to me.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 01/08/2026
busted open the affinity publisher. tossed a few photos from the papershoot camera. the wes anderson filter on that camera still goes hard. made zines. think i'll paint my nails lilac.
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Lorax Espresso @subatomiclaura.neocities.org · 31/07/2026
Frutiger Aero. Dig it. Song. Dig it. youtu.be/sNZi1Zn-CXM?...
youtu.be
What's a Nintendo? - Lilithzplug (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Lilithzplug
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