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@stuartmanderson.bsky.social
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RIP Twitter account (2009-2024). Hello Mr Bluesky... UK citizen #823,823

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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 11h
Shitting hell! They can climb stairs!
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@yplac.bsky.social "You can't park there mate!"
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hugo is small and you may need to book ahead. Within walking distance from the North and East stations of that's your mode of travel. Also 10-15 mins walk from Montmartre for a post dinner walk. www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_R...
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HUGO, Paris - 2026 Reviews & Information
Hugo, Paris: See 1,178 unbiased reviews of Hugo, rated 4.4 of 5 on Tripadvisor and ranked #412 of 16,888 restaurants in Paris.
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've read His Dark Materials and The Book of Dust. This does not end well.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pathetic…..
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy end of gestation day.
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Baby Movement
ALT: Baby Movement
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yay! Happy birthday @markhamillofficial.bsky.social 🎈
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 24/09/2026
Mitch McConnell returning to the senate
Ghost Mr Burns but I’ve changed it to look like Mitch McConnell
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"A shat in the hand is worth two in the bush..." as the old saying doesn't go.
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Ralph Wiggum eating paste
Alt: Ralph Wiggum eating paste
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He's got allies? You mean Russia, right?
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#MFAIMA
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 21/09/2026
By my rough math, in the UK £1.73 a litre is standard round my way. That's about $2.30 a litre, roughly 3.8 litres in a gallon, so about $8.75? We pay double what Americans do for petrol? Is that right?
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/stua... T shirt by @horsenburger.bsky.social
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Elite. The first proper exploration game for me.
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Please let it happen, please let it happen... 🙏 Not only would it be funny, but US citizens would save tax dollars.
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/stua...
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Please let it happen, please let it happen... 🙏 Not only would it be funny, but US citizens would save tax dollars.
Donald Trump hold tiny models of an arch monument.Scene from the film Spinal Tap where due to a mix up over scale, tiny models of stone hedge are lowered down on stage.
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you all for your service to humanity. 🙏
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ha ha this-away, my oh my.
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Correct. He must "offer" them back only.
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A proper Prince Charming 🤩
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Re: "Your own concentration camps" I'm British, not American, though to be fair, our own British history ain't great regarding concentration camps (e.g. second Boer war).
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mmmm... Haven't we seen this kind of thing before? 🤔
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
at public notice, I wrote about Trump's $5000 check nonsense, and how he never pays anyone. not contractors. not clients. not the american people. he's a lying carny asshole who treats every human interaction as an opportunity for a scam. www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-5000...
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“Trump Dividend” is the new Trump Steaks
The con artist in chief’s latest scam.
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WEFAIL @wefail.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Portrait of Farage
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You've not said much about this. Did think someone could point their AI assistant at the quiz with camera on and get it to support. Terrible thing to do on many levels of course, but can't see why their score is so far ahead of other's attempts. Stewards enquiry? VAR? bsky.app/profile/chri...
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Trump administration smuggled a suspected paedo out of the UK.
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US embassy child abuse images suspect flown from UK before police interview
The individual worked at the US embassy in Vauxhall, south London, had diplomatic protection, despite not being a diplomat.
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Proper action man style one too.
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Irish came out in their thousands in Dublin today, to welcome Trump to Ireland in their own idiosyncratic fashion. #SpeirGorm
A placard that reads: 'Feck Off Orange Turd'.A placard that reads: 'Trump is a Geebag'.A placard with a hand-drawn picture of a physically repulsive Trump, with the line 'Just Die Already'.A group of legal observers wearing orange high-vis jackets.
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Double vision is a notifiable condition I'm afraid. You'll need to let the DVLA know. 🤪
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@happytoast.co.uk , I share one of the same fears as Ben thanks to @captainhowdy.bsky.social 's Goolies poster 😱
A take on the Ghoulies poster but with the characters hanging off a large pair of male genitalia.
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
To make it through, I've watched an hour of the London 2012 Olympics Opening Ceremony.
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"A member of the Houthi politburo sought on Friday afternoon to allay fears, insisting that international shipping faces “no danger” from the group." 🤞
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Update: On Day 25 of its voyage, the container ship is currently transiting through the Suez Canal or sailing into the Eastern Mediterranean Sea. I hope so 🤞
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How were the washing/toilet facilities?
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Errr... Where is the ship with our #SpectrumNext @olifiers.bsky.social ? Is it taking the Rest Sea route or the South African route?
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think you need to resurrect your Christmas cards @coldwarsteve.bsky.social .
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Minnie Rahman @minnierahman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This was obviously going to happen. Very frustrating for electoral reform campaigns when political parties endorse for the sake of improved access to power and not for the benefit of democracy.
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'll give it a go soon.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
GOP Senator Rick Scott to Fox: “If we don’t get the House, Trump is gonna get impeached.”
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That reminds me. Must buy some king prawns this week. Thanks! 🍤 @archivetvmusings.bsky.social
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/cine... Appropriate.
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One follower and following one account only. 🤔 Either a bot or so regularly suspended that they need to keep creating new accounts.
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What a celebrity panel...
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 02/09/2026
The Bayeux Tapestry depicting that time someone put a cat in a bin, the Death Star, a man with a flare up his bum and Del falling through the bar while Trigger does a face
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Stuart @stuartmanderson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"JIMMY!" 😱
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Arthur Snell @snellarthur.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So much braining
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Gunner Regretit @gunnerregretit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’ve been wondering this. Sadiq Khan gets massive grief about ‘lawless London’ even though its crime rate is relatively low. Middlesbrough has the highest crime rate in the UK but nobody points the finger at Ben Houchen.
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