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Stwooooooooooart Laidler

@stuartlaidler.bsky.social
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Holding out hope for a Muppet Movie starring Nicolas Cage.

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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Excuse me sir, but have you heard the Word of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ? Also, dyou happen to have any fish on you?”
An otter stands to attention.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fucks *sake* Boba…
Boba the cat on next door’s roof.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A relaxed #Caturday for Boba.
Boba giving herself a little hug.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Betty being splendid on #caturday
Close up of the sleeping beauty, Betty the cat.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is this his online dating profile, or…
Pete Hegseth having a normal, sober, heterosexual sort of a day.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also…
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Betty & me.
Betty the cat sits atop an idiot.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He Man: if life begins at conception, all men are trans.

Until next time friends
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Vic the Veep off of The BoysDavis Ellison
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Been a while since I’ve seen a mouse visitor and this one seemed especially happy to pose.
A wood mouse pauses from raiding the bird feeder.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If that’s the case, why does he keep drawing shoggoths?
A child’s drawing of a shoggoth.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
THAT doll from THAT Rightmove thing.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Scarecrow Festival
Waldorf and StatlerA half buried scarecrow body. I assume. Good way to stash a corpse in plain sight.Super creepy scarecrow familyMysterious scarecrow robes in green
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Psst; wanna see some stained glass that Henry VIII commissioned for Catherine of Aragon?
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Betty has not moved from this spot in four hours.
Betty the cat being slowly absorbed by a beanbag.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When one of your cats is a poised, mannered princess and the other one…is not.
Boba sits. Betty sprawls.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Cuddles
Boba sitting on an idiot
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Catching up with the ancestors.
Headstone of Elizabeth Laidler at Tynemouth Priory
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Went beachcombing. Found a rock that someone, at some point in the past and got reasons best known to themselves , hammered a nail into.
A rock with a nail in it, slightly upper right of centre.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Goth ladybird
Goth ladybird (Pine ladybird)
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dril tweet: "im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Potty training
is a nightmare.
Me - 'Dyou need the toilet
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Him - "No."
Me - 'So you definitely don't need a poo?'
Him - "No."
Me - 'And you don't need a wee either?'
Him - (clearly irritated at the continuing toilet interrogation) "No Daddy."
Me - 'Ok, off you go and play'
Him - (toddles off to the dining room to play)
~ like, less than twenty seconds later~
Him - "Hello wee!"
~the sound of what appears to be a racehorse pissing on the floor reaches my ears~
Me - 'Fucks *sake*..!
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Whilst that’s superb, have you ever seen this one of Max Schreck between takes of Nosferatu?
Max Schreck relaxing between takes on Nosferatu.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Tories fighting as everyone who hate tories look on, entertained.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This headline made me think I was having a stroke.
'Anywhere dog is wonderful, this is totally dog'
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Felt a bit sad after reading the news this morning, so I chucked a load of catnip into the cat tunnel thingy, and Boba has been off her face ever since.
Boba, off her multiple cat tits on far too much catnip, caught mid-thrash in her cat tunnel toy.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fiddling while it all burns
Two headlines about Farage’s corruption, one about massive fires caused by climate change
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Take your headphones out of your ears and listen to the music of humanity!
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A busy #Caturday
Betty in repose
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This was my hometown in the late 70s and the 80s. There are people living in former soviet republics who would regard it as "maybe a bit too bleak for me".
The tower block flats of Killingworth, long demolished  but still playing a starring role in most of my nightmares.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Betty and Boba
Astonishingly pretentious b&w picture of my beautiful cats
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
She blocked me for this back in the day. Presumably because the wording passed legal muster…
A Simpsons clip with JKR. Lisa exclaims “LOOK ITS JK ROWLING!
THe FAMOUS AUTHOR WHO
DeNIeS ASPeCTS OF THe HOLOCAUSt”
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
They were having a fight and then decided to cuddle instead. #Caturday
Betty & Boba moments after kicking the absolute shit out of each other.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
…shitting?
What's your favourite low-cost summer activity?
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Final visitor of the holiday: a Moorish Gecko.
Moorish Gecko and CHONKY BOI
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Wild tobacco plant, Portugal
Tree tobacco growing wild
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you haven’t made friends with a local cat, have you even been on holiday?
A tabby & white cat who has put up with me on holiday in exchange for snacks.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Fungus (Yellow, Pretty), Lagos Portugal
A pretty yellow fungus on a tree in Portugal. I think it’s Chicken of the Woods.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Bottom Inspectors off of Viz.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sorry, I’m supposed to give a shit that the man who constantly bangs on about traitors to the country, uses violent imagery to do so, and who literally got an MP killed, thinks a t shirt is an incitement to kill him?
Get to fuck
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
An ape and an idiot.
A statue of an ape next to an idiot.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Abandoned building, Lagos Portugal.
An abandoned building covered in monochrome mural.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What’s your sign?
An old sign reading “Children’s Hospital”, and a newer sign reading “Casino”, in Birmingham, UK.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Wow; never expected one of JKR’s flying monkeys to give it “Actually it was about their murderous crimes that *weren’t* the holocaust, loser!” Ask yourself this; when you’re stanning for Nazis, do you think you’re one of the good guys?
A summery of what the person I’m replying to appears to be saying:


Replying to @LiGnocchiCat and @Glinner I normally don't agree with hitler, but when I do it’s usually on the trans issue.
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

'In 2022, the Regional Court of Cologne ruled that denying that trans people were targeted by the Nazis qualifies as "a denial of Nazi crimes"'
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Stwooooooooooart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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