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Stuart Whitaker

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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
‘Ow, ow,ow. Fucking hell.’
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Liz Webster 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧🇪🇺 @lizwebster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Should the U.K. rejoin the EU and reverse Brexit? Get voting! www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh, god. Do I HAVE to?
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why are there so few bank holidays in autumn? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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The bank holiday calendar explained: the Stephen Collins cartoon
There’s a reason for the bank holiday ‘gap’
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Man in glasses that partook in the assault of young women at a Reform conference identified as Stephen Cooling of Sutton, a Reform member who previously stood as a UKIP candidate in Erdington.
Cooling with FaragePolitical posterCooling outside home
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Christ.
Uncut magazine’s desperate attempt to flog more copies but with the mentality of a dealer at any record fair.
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sure, Talking Heads are great but if I hear ‘This Must Be The Place’ ONE. MORE. TIME!
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A concrete post on the edge of a field with ‘private’ written on it.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I like this Japanese artist that hand paints vintage American clothes. He turns things such as vintage hunting jackets into “animal appreciation” jackets using motifs that celebrate animals. Some of his stuff is currently up for sale at Maiden's Shop in Tokyo. IG takuro917 and maidens_shop
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Rebecca @rebeccafpainter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Afternoon! I am having a little sale of available work on my website where around 2/3 of the work has significant reductions. This is now £800.00 rebeccafosterartist.com/artwork/5471... I'd really appreciate any shares✨. If you are interested there is a contact page on my website! Thank you
rebeccafosterartist.com
Pink Peony Club was £1100.00 sale price £800.00
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Suppose if Russia or Iran were to go full force, I couldn’t get much hotter.
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Burnham out! #nationalphonewarning
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yes, bloody alert, we know!!
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
one of my favourite human facial expressions is when I smile at a dog as if to say "Dog!" and the dog's person smiled back as if to say "IKR? Dog!"
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Andy Burnham for president of FIFA! #footballs
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
“You boy, which Prime Minister is this?”
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Pass this on. You never know who might need it and it could make a huge difference if someone is struggling for whatever reason
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Looks like BBC radio 6 dad will be in charge from tea time tomorrow and so the loop of PM’s that the UK has had in the past few years will spin faster than the Hadron Collider with an upset stomach. Foolish, foolish country.
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Just over 24 hours setting in to the position in and Andy Burnham hasn’t settled the task that he was voted in to do and that is grease the squeaky wheel of the prime-ministerial turnstile that Britain has installed and take out the last guy so we can start looking for the next after the new one.
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Roy Hattersley was always my favourite Spitting Image caricature.
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Image being ‘worth’ one trillion dollars and not being punched in the face every two minutes.
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It has finally happened. The ITV has run out of Chase.
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Much like BGT, Britain’s annual ‘Let’s Change Prime Minister Week’ got boring pretty quickly and heralded the same results.
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Small Press Day @smallpressday.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
We've sent out a press release about this year's #SmallPressDay but are keen to get the word out there as much as possible! A few sites (including some big ones) with no e-mail address listed so DM us if you want to help spread the word.
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
#saltaire is brilliant!
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
There’s much fun in a repetitive coda. In music, mainly.
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The speed at which I move when that comedian who is *EVERYWHERE* invades my fucking telly *AGAIN*.
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Nice to see Yoda resume employment in the copy writing department at Starbucks after the end of the Star Wars films.
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The draft for David Walliams’ new book.
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
How come Judi Love always sounds like she’s been pulled in for presenting mid way through an afternoon boozing session?
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I mean, I’m sure they MEANT well coming up with this name ..
Description of bedding is that the designer is Furn, they have decided the products name is Kinfolk. 
So, ‘Furn Kinfolk’. Sounds rude.
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Not many words in this cartoon - it's a mostly silent story of two crusading knights on horseback who travel through a series of wild fantasy landscapes, basically like a Lord of the Rings type quest, and then they eventually get to a modern british town, and they walk up a bleak British overpass, and then one of them climbs up a lamp post and sellotapes a sad little St George's flag to it, and the other one takes a photo on his phone, and then he climbs back down, and all the panels so far are reversed - back through all the different landscapes, their quest over. On the last panel knight 1 finally speaks asking "how many likes?" and the other one says "22".
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Ryan W Enslow @ryanwenslow.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Me, looking at timestamp: This seems like a long time to get to the joke Me, watching for 15sec: I am absolutely watching this whole thing
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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Two children were killed and seventeen people were injured in a shooting at Annunciation Catholic School. A Cracker Barrel logo change received far more scrutiny and attention than any fight against the epidemic of gun violence in this country. Our priorities remain idiotic.
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
‘Are we gonna get our advance back?’ ‘No.’
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Assuming this is a real trend (I’m sceptical), reading books to get laid is basically the liberal answer to Andrew Tate that people were calling for. But not Harry Potter
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Stuart Heritage @heritage.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Having seen the sales boost that The Salt Path received this week, I'd like to announce that I don't actually have a brother, his name isn't Pete and we actually get on great amzn.eu/d/cI5UlMT
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Don't Be a Dick Pete: Amazon.co.uk: Heritage, Stuart: 9781784705213: Books
Buy Don't Be a Dick Pete by Heritage, Stuart (ISBN: 9781784705213) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
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Stop Trump Coalition @ukstoptrump.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
🚨NO TO WAR WITH IRAN🚨 Trump has directly bombed multiple sites in Iran. The UN calls it a ‘dangerous escalation’. Keir Starmer has feebly responded that Iran must ‘return to the negotiating table.’ Sign the petition & tell him to oppose Trump’s war on Iran. 👇 stoptrump.org.uk/petition-tru...
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Petition: Keir Starmer – Oppose Trump’s war on Iran
Stop Trump Coalition
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Has anyone ever looked good on their Wikipedia entry photo?
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Borne Supremacy Lived supremacy Paid taxes supremacy Died supremacy.
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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Nice one whoever when to the trouble of cropping my signature off this one Prints here: jimll.co.uk/products/mil...
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Stuart Whitaker @stuart-whitaker.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Wow. I guess everyone HAS now got a podcast.
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