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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 2h
when i share esoteric knowledge related to my niche area of expertise, it is evidence of my curious mind and endearing passion for the subject. when you do it, it reveals you as the pathetic loser you are. it’s as simple as that
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gotta be honest i had no clue trussell was this tier of dipshit in 2026
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
trying to watch new york, new york (1977) and it turns out that it’s just fully unavailable to rent or stream anywhere. insane
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the new miami vice 4k has something called The Final Director's Cut. not The Director's Cut. that's old news, you guys didn't like that one. The Final Director's Cut will solve all of the problems (?) with the theatrical cut, trust
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’ve never heard of some stuff. and i’m a freaking badass!
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/09/2026
dick got me walking like simon belmont
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
calling it quits on this after like ~20hrs. not bad, just not really holding my interest
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
going to speak with criterion’s manager for letting ben mankiewicz in the closet
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
multi-year extension for lafleur btw
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
tiktok is mostly terrible but i did just see one that was elizabeth holmes’ insane texts with her boyfriend set to “apistat commander” by xiu xiu. so there’s someone doing good work out there
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you won’t believe this, but my roommates are kind of weird
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
$6.60/gal that’s pain at the damn pump brother
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
man....
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
oops
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the return 17 & 18 tonight. the finale. i’m so, so sad this is ending. its been such a pleasure to look forward to this every week
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this was so much fun. the matches were great, met some cool people. very glad i decided to go
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
yessir
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
thinking about how paul giamatti turned down the non-belushi mitchum brother on twin peaks and getting sick to my stomach
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new mailman came to deliver some mail at work today and it was my disgraced high school history teacher who got fired for having sex with a student. can’t make this shit up
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i’ve been made aware of this book about a woman who falls in love with her inatimate, 12-foot-tall halloween skeleton. feel like some of you might like to know about this
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this was very typical of the moment in that a large percentage of it was descriptions of features that don’t actually exist yet but are gonna be GREAT, we swear
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the return 15 & 16 tonight. all killer no filler
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
trying out youtube tv for the first time. during commercials it gives me the option to switch to a soothing video of a lion walking through the grass until the game comes back on. gotta hand it to em that’s pretty good
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
this will be the first nfl season in like 3 years where i’m not working every sunday so i’m prepared to go degen mode
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
finally booting up expedition 33 after buying it like a year and a half ago. trying expert mode because i'm in the mood for some hardcore parryslop and i hear it leans into that
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
disgraceful
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
guy has his house painted with colors recommended by chatgpt sight unseen and comes in to complain that it looks terrible and ask me what colors he should use instead. “serves you right, dumbfuck” has never been closer to escaping my lips
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetalmoment.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit asks world what’s goin’ on in the wake of 9/11, world responds: “No idea, Fred.” (2001)
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it’s too bad elizabeth holmes decided to be a scammer because she could’ve had a nice career as a creepy character actor
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Val 🏳️‍⚧️ @valondar.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Mozart and Salieri
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i’m brave enough to say it: that fielder/holmes teaser is very hot
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
being forced to take a class to learn some AI shit for work. this is just how everything is now i guess
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
an embarrassment of riches, these eps. arm wrestling, monica bellucci dream, sarah palmer going sicko mode on that trucker, james performing "just you"...i'm floating
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
reading this paul schrader story and getting a new, worse headache with each passing sentence
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the return 13 & 14 tonight. really excited. this is the point at which the show becomes a rocket ship to heaven. every episode from here on out is just unbelievable
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
bought a ticket to the elden ring bingo finals live in long beach this month. i’m single btw
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the night before your day off is better than your day off. only the enlightened understand this
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the scene where bobby confronts the lady who's going nuts in her car outside the Double R is genuinely one of the funniest things i've ever seen
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the return 11 & 12 tonight
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Lich's Fart Crystal Phylactery @slugworlds.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
dreamed they introduced a 10th baseball position just called "Daughter"
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
alas, the streak ends at 8. knowledge demon just barely got my ass
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026
[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
neurodancer: journey into the neuronet, excerpt from an adults only software store print ad, pc (1995) archive.org/details/comp...
the cover art (shown on the left) is a virtual woman, dressed in tight black clothing, posing in a slightly provocative pose, a white ring cutting off where her feet would be.
description to the right:
neurodancer
navigate through neuro-net by hacking into the forbidden worlds of dark mysteries, danger, and sensuality. interect with the erotic neuro-dancers who traverse the computer networks in search of willing viewers.
cd $39
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
stoked for the 4k manhunter re-release but dubious about the prospect of a new cut. mann doesn’t do too well with those
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Posting Towards Bethlehem
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
set a new A10 win streak today, 4. all necro runs, which is not something i expected to happen
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
car ac stops working when it’s 97 degrees out. that’s what the fuck i’m talkin about
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
jane schornbrun has been talking about how being offered the leprechaun reboot after world’s fair partially inspired camp miasma, and while they’re doing so to illustrate what sucks about hollywood, i would genuinely like to see jane schoenbrun’s leprechaun
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nick 🥭 @strenuousorb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i was wrong there were a lot of people there
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