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Ryan Muraro

@stoutguy.bsky.social
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Wisconsin-based Brewery Rep, just rambling on tangents from time to time

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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The home radio call from @JLevering4? ELECTRIC ‼️
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Ryan Muraro @stoutguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Jeff Goldblum's Iconic Jurassic Park Quote
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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We will never have enough angles
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
October Baseball is unstoppable
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jackson Chourio's base hit walks off the Padres, Brewers lead the series 2-0
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Milwaukee Record @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HOLY SHIT THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS
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Ryan Muraro @stoutguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sorry, re-looked it up and it was when he hit the roof at the old Metrodome in the Twin Cities
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Ryan Muraro @stoutguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I remember Prince Fielder nearly killing himself running an “inside the park” homer there, I am pretty sure he would have loved to Cadillac around the bases if it was just an auto Homer 😂
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Ryan Muraro @stoutguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This has happened quite a bit at the Trop in Tampa, not sure why this took 5 minutes to sort-out
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's time
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Ryan Muraro @stoutguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Spaceballs: Pizza the Hut
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No worries guys stop dooming
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New reports reveal Meta has been classifying gigantic data centers as "pilot models" in order to secure a tax credit from the 1980s. The loophole has allowed Meta to avoid paying nearly $4,000,000,000 in taxes last year alone.
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Ryan Muraro @stoutguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listening to the Midnight Boys podcast and they just brought this up, and I yelled “YES, THANK YOU! Glad I’m not the only one!”… But I guess there are more than dozens of us, so can’t use the GIF anymore
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Barry Keoghan: Well, There Goes That Dream
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love that the U.S. government now has ideas so dumb that the fact checks are simply “yeah this isn’t a parody, it’s real”
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Ryan Muraro @stoutguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social has you covered 🍻
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Ryan Muraro @stoutguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*Sad Caw Caw* @jeskeets.bsky.social
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure, the 2024 election was one too, but 2026 might be the clearest intelligence test ever presented to the American electorate. Taken at face value, he's saying he stole hundreds of billions from the gov't, hid it somewhere Congress can't reach, and he pinky swears he will give you a piece. Really.
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Jim Owczarski @jimowczarski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A cornfield outfield in Iowa. Cool. A race track infield. Cool. GTFOutta here Major League Baseball on this one. In fact, they already have a list of interesting locales to play a regular season games that doesn't require further destruction of, ya know, the planet. www.mlb.com/history/negr...
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15 Negro Leagues locations to see | Negro Leagues | History | MLB.com
The Negro Leagues are responsible for some of the greatest moments, players and stories in baseball history. Next time you’re on a road trip, set your maps for one of these 15 locations.
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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No one we’d rather have manning second base 🔵 21 HRs 🔵 99 RBI
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Ryan Muraro @stoutguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
99 RBI, just 1 more to go!!!
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Ryan Muraro @stoutguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Two Things… 1. Pretty sure the War in Iran might be causing some economic issues 2. Of course this administration would only consider the economic cost of a war, rather than the human lives lost
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Ryan Muraro @stoutguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just an all-time great Oversimplified Episode… youtu.be/QLq6GEiHqR8?...
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The Pig War - OverSimplified
YouTube video by OverSimplified
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Ryan Muraro @stoutguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Uhh, go University of Southern Alabama?
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America Hurricane: 'Merica Flag Waving
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Mark Thompson @sonofathomp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Opening this app every morning…
Trump grimacing.
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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE 100-WIN CLUB
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Ryan Muraro @stoutguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So Godzilla says “F***” twice?
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A post that’s so eye-opening because this is exactly what liberals will say is GOP distraction tactics, almost as a parody— and here it really is what Gaetz is saying unironically as his GOP message.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Excellent thread. You gotta stay for the third act
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The other thing about that episode is that it has maybe the hottest scene in TV history involving two characters who never (before, during, or after this scene) come close to kissing, much less having sex
In which Jon Hamm and Christina Hendricks have highly illegal levels of chemistry together
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 19/09/2026
Never lose your keys again
A buttplug that can hold keys
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Obama: “Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. You’re laughing, but this is what’s happening. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent right now would have tolerated behavior like that from me.” Clip courtesy @meidastouch.com
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The fact that Jeff Bezos ruined the Washington Post for nothing is just peak 2026
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026
Trump claimed he's "banning the free press" & added "we're repressive also" when asked about China's lack of press freedoms during bonkers event where he struggled to stay awake, demanded kids get 5 vaccine shots instead of 1, and rambled incoherently in response to basic Qs Here's a supercut:
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 18/09/2026
Reporter: "Freedom of the press is enshrined in the First Amendment." Trump: "Thank you for telling me that." Reporter: "Are you trying to intimidate the press?" Trump: "I dislike dishonest press like you. I think you're terrible."
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There it is, folks.
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator
Sticker on a cooler at a convenience store advertising Arizona iced tea cans at $1.50 each.
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Ryan Muraro @stoutguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Morgan Freeman: Hope is a Dangerous Thing
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Ryan Muraro @stoutguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bragging about being a War Criminal, just like Jesus would want
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump on High Gas Prices as a result of the Iran War: It’s a very inexpensive price to pay…. It’s a little more—frankly, even if it was a lot more…
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Ryan Muraro @stoutguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Name one that ended right when it should have, that’s a WAY shorter list… But to play your game, HIMYM for sure, especially since they ended it several times due to not knowing if they would be renewed by CBS
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 16/09/2026
ok, there it is, run the ad
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Republicans have to instruct Mitch McConnell to vote "yes" on a bill after he nearly votes "no" with Democrats
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He’s got a point!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The financial woes were entirely the creation of President Trump and his flunkies on the Kennedy Center board. They brought this on themselves. Don't let them play victims or honest partners in a legitimate process.
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Simon Rosenberg @simonwdc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
EPA no longer tracking pollution but will track....checks notes..."America's drinking water for abortion medication & birth control"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 13/09/2026
$5000 midterm bribe for 330M Americans costs $1.6 Trillion GOP:¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Meanwhile: •Insulin for diabetics: $40B •Universal Pre-K: $60B •Universal 4-yr-college: $70B •SNAP for 40M Americans: $80B •Cancel all medical debt: $150B •$1.2T REMAINS GOP: HoW wE gOnNa AfForD iT? SOCIALISM COMMUNISM NOO!
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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
GARRETT MITCHELL JUST LAUNCHED OUR FIRST GRAND SLAM OF THE SEASON
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