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Pupmaster 5000

@storminajar.bsky.social
1.7K followers 2.6K following 3.5K posts

🔞🔞🔞 28 He/They ~ Friendly fuzzy, giver of bear hugs, a nerdy aspiring "father figure" (dadbod included) 🔞🔞🔞 Black Lives Matter/Trans Lives Matter/ACAB

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Pupmaster 5000 @storminajar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey there, Blue Sky Miss me~? 🐶🍑💦
Low angle photo pointed up at my hairy ass and backsack, studded cock ring visible wrapped around my junk
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Pupmaster 5000 @storminajar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey there, Blue Sky Miss me~? 🐶🍑💦
Low angle photo pointed up at my hairy ass and backsack, studded cock ring visible wrapped around my junk
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Pupmaster 5000 @storminajar.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
If there is anything at all you can do to help support us, it would mean so much. I have a link below or if you would like to DM about other ways you can offer aid, feel free to do so ko-fi.com/storminajar
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Support Storm
Support Storm
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Pupmaster 5000 @storminajar.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Heyhey, it's been some time since I've been around basically anywhere. Life over the past year has been a nose-to-the-grindstone situation of just trying to stay afloat and stick around. I've had almost no social battery and even less time to even spend with those close to me
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Pupmaster 5000 @storminajar.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Heyhey, it's been some time since I've been around basically anywhere. Life over the past year has been a nose-to-the-grindstone situation of just trying to stay afloat and stick around. I've had almost no social battery and even less time to even spend with those close to me
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David Toons @davidtoonsyt.com · 18/12/2025
Should I sell Pokemon Card badge commissions?
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dadfuckers inc. 🔞 @ifuckmy.dad · 24/04/2025
ohhh to be a stupid dog boy humping his humanity away into a pillow…
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Pupmaster 5000 @storminajar.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Hey guys. Our roommate's dog is having some urgent medical issues and so we're trying to put together as much as we can to cover the veterinary bill. If there is anything you can spare to help us out, we would greatly appreciate it. You can send money to my PayPal here: www.paypal.me/StormInTheJar
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Pay Braeden Kinstle using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/StormInTheJar and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Pupmaster 5000 @storminajar.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Hey, you know what Shout out to all my fellow men with ED problems Just wanna say you're valid and you're still hot
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Pupmaster 5000 @storminajar.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Hi social media I'm still alive I promise So hey, interact with me maybe? 🥺👉👈
A "1 like = 1 video game answer" meme. Leave a like and learn about me!
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Joel Daniels @joeldanielsxxx.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Taking advantage of a fine spring day while @italianxlff.bsky.social takes advantage of me in the heath
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Weredog! @were.dog · 23/05/2025
💥 GIVEAWAY TIME! 💥 In the run up to Pride month & our BIG Pride sale, we're giving you the chance to win BIG! Simply follow Weredog, like this competition post, and repost/share it. You can enter on both platforms! Winner announced Fri 6th June. GOOD LUCK! 🍀 T&Cs: go.were.dog/T&Cs
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Husky Underground @huskyunderground.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
✨FREE CUSTOM PUP HOOD RAFFLE✨️ To celebrate Pride Month, we're unleashing another raffle! We just can't resist tossing our pups a treat now and then. These giveaways are too much fun to keep on a leash. #HuskyUnderground
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Pupmaster 5000 @storminajar.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
How's the view from down there~? 😈
An image shot from my waistline angled up at my chest to show off my hairy body in warm white bathroom lighting
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Pupmaster 5000 @storminajar.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Just waiting on that morning coffee to brew 🫩
A low angle photo pointed up at my shirtless belly and chest from the pov of being on your knees in front of my computer chair while I recline, glasses resting on my belly
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Pupmaster 5000 @storminajar.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
This also applies to my moots 👀
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Daxter (Dungeon Daddy) @pupdaxter.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
This new ring has me extra worked up and feeling thick
My dickMy flared dick head and a bit of the shaft vein
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Pupmaster 5000 @storminajar.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Corporate America really said "Pride isn't for two weeks, get back in there"
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Pupmaster 5000 @storminajar.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
If you're bummed about working today Just remember that you aren't doing it out of a walk-in closet in the bathroom
A rather depressing sight of tangled wires and cold, corporate-black computer equipment haphazardly strewn about an otherwise dismally vacant brown-beige closet
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Puppy Benji @puppybenji.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Lick my hole or bone?
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Ja Rex (I'm Rex) 🐾 @jarex82.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I'm cuuuuuumming 🥵🥵 Awoooo 🐾
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Ja Rex (I'm Rex) 🐾 @jarex82.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
It's too hot in this dog's skin.
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Bravo Delta @bravodelta9.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I haven't posted this in a few weeks.
Erect penis.Also erect penis.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 16/05/2025
Look at me, I'm @thescubapup.bsky.social, I'm so handsome and good at video games and everyone likes me~ #fursuitfriday
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peachboy.....2! 🍑 @grosspups.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
what’s a little friendly comparison between foxes? least Gideon seems all for it 🦊🍆🦊
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Trick @trick.hyena.social · 16/05/2025
Hmmm, penis day post 👀 #fcf #nsfw_irl
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PupKnot @thepupknot.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Happy Fursday! Repost something hairy of yours that you’re proud of ❤️🧸
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bnui 🇲🇽 @bunnbnui.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
hot bun for @aribuns.bsky.social !!!
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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕻𝖍𝖔𝖇𝖎𝖆 🎃 🔪 △ @aracnephobia.com · 13/05/2025
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Rutt 🔜GA Pup 26, Darklands 27 @ruttncountry.slut.dog · 14/05/2025
I think it will reach the spot 😈😈
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Phil Murphy @crashtesterx.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
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Pupmaster 5000 @storminajar.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Kept it warm for you~ 💦 #fcf #fatcockfriday
A view of my cock head poking through the fly of my boxers and of my hairy belly and chest with soft white lighting
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Weresheepy @werewhisky.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
[🔞][CW: IRL pics] Feelin' sooo needy... 💦💦
NSFW image of an otter partial fursuiter on his hands and knees for you, wearing nothing but a harness and jockstrap
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Dionysus Dad @dionysusdad.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Been playing with my fat cock all day 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Drained
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WereRichie 🔜 MFF @campfiredonut.art · 09/05/2025
umm i vended for the first time :03
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🔞⸸Spicy Cheecharron⸸🔞 @spicycheecharron.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Someone play with my bulge
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Rachel @rachelneedsanap.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Yyyyyyyep With Alt text. #ADHD
A three-headed dragon with a label by each head. The text reads: “ADHD people have 3 types of work modes: Get 4 hours of work done at a random time of day, Get 40 hours of work done in 8 hours,” or “Get nothing done.” The third dragon has a derpy face.
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Battle @wolfoftheoldwar.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
If anyone at #FWA has seen a paw like this, please let me know. It was lost last night. Much appreciated!
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Pupmaster 5000 @storminajar.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Kept it warm for you~ 💦 #fcf #fatcockfriday
A view of my cock head poking through the fly of my boxers and of my hairy belly and chest with soft white lighting
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Pupmaster 5000 @storminajar.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Man, what's a dog gotta do to get a foot rub around here?
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Pelly @pellylicious.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Tummy Tuesday ft. Socks & Coffee 🧦🤓🧋 #Socks #PupPlay #Gaymer #Muscle
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Pupmaster 5000 @storminajar.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Man, I love the internet 🤣
A reddit post I made in the subreddit for Pokemon TCG Pocket. It was posted with the "Meme" flair and the text reads "A Formal Apology to BBQ - 

Hello, this is a meme post, however, it is also a public apology.

Wherever you are, BBQ, with your innocent Mew profile photo, eyes bright and excited to participate in fun battles with other enjoyers of this wonderful seratonin-boosting mobile game

I must offer my utmost apologies for the display I put on. Alas, as our game had but just started, my work forcefully grabbed my attention and I had to abandon my phone for somewhere on 20 minutes.

And you were forced to sit. And wait. And watch. As my timer ticked down slower than a Sinnoh HP bar and my side of the field remained untouched. My Pokemon begging for a drop of energy like a plant wrinkling, crumbling, wasting away in the scorching heat of the Sahara.

I applaud you for having the patience to sit through the waiting and knock me out with diligence and vigor. May whatever win streak you are on be ever lasting and my your pulls bring nothing but the uberest of god packs.

I legitimately feel like I owe this person money, someone please cleanse my spirit with holy water now. Or send me to hell, I'll accept either 😭😭😭😭😭"A screenshot of a response from another Redditor who has been anonymized reading "It's not that deep bro." which was upvoted by me, and replied to with my own statement saying "Correct! That is why it was posted under memes!"
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Pupmaster 5000 @storminajar.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
To whoever BBQ is on TCG Pocket I am so sorry that work yoinked me away early in our match and you were forced to sit through a whole game of me doing absolutely nothing on my turns for like twenty minutes 😭😭😭😭😭 I feel like I owe you money
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Wicked Fabulous! @wickedfabulous.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I can’t believe Pride month is less than 5 weeks. We are ready for it! #pride #lgbtq
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