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Spottydog, King of the Hounds

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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 7h
I'm still just in awe of this shot. I've been trying to post it but just keep coming up at a loss for words. 📷: @masonwardphotography.art 🔥: @pupdodgerbootblack.bsky.social
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 13h
Logging in to make a post about how "Clock starts now until I see my first person fucking a pumpkin! How far into the month will I get?" Pumpkin fucking was the first post on my feed. I didn't even get to the Compose button. 10/1 at 10:30AM and I'm out.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 30/09/2026
Heh heh. Call it a "Dry spell." 😎 (Tomorrow. Tomorrow, I will wake up, walk the dog, clock in, do my morning meeting, and then get padded for the rest of the day. I'm saying it here so I remember to do it.)
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 29/09/2026
I haven't been padded in over a month but I just keep getting sidetracked. Ironically, I know the solution is literally just "Move your powder in the same room as your diapers." I am constantly looking at one or the other and thinking "Yeah, but I don't want to walk across the house."
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 29/09/2026
One of the most unbelievable things about me was that I was once the jock who fucked nerds to make them do my homework. In college, I could not figure out my Comp Sci class so I just plowed bottoms in exchange for them writing my programs. Survived with a C and changed majors the next semester.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 29/09/2026
A brief introspective moment (I promise I'll get back to dogs and dicks soon.) I've been working hard on telling myself that other people aren't my responsibility. I've got a long history of everything going sideways when I overcorrect to try and make everyone happy and meet all accommodations.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 28/09/2026
All the dogs sat so nice and quiet for story time.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 26/09/2026
What if we kissed in the double toy riding shower?
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 24/09/2026
This was a Christmas present that finally made it up on the wall, and it looks so good! I need a few more to totally fill it out.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 23/09/2026
"This is for the dogs in the back!" *elbowing my pup friends* Hey look alive, they're talking about us.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 20/09/2026
I've been "Extremely In Heat" before, but this is a bit much.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 20/09/2026
@tradierunt.bsky.social: "No matter what I say... Don't let me in the pit." 10 minutes later:
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 19/09/2026
I don't know why I watched all the Descendants movies, but my only review is that Robin Hood's son is just a normal human. They couldn't be bothered to put fox ears on a twink? That's just leaving money on the table.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 19/09/2026
Werewolves are like cigarettes. If Dad catches you with one, he'll make you finish the whole pack.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 18/09/2026
🎵This is all hands on deck Callin' out to lost boys and girls I'm gettin' tired of the disrespect We won't stop 'til we rule the world🎵 And I know pairing a cigar pic and Radio Disney lyrics is an unexpected choice but I'm cultivating an EXTREMELY SPECIFIC vibe here.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 17/09/2026
I feel like I've told this story before but years and year later, it sticks in my head. I once knew an extremely kinky dude who one day abruptly said "I'm done with kink. I've got a new girlfriend, and I won't be participating or discussing any fetish stuff now. Especially involving men."
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 16/09/2026
Lube wrasslin'. Gotta be careful. If a top squeezes me too hard from behind, I might rocket out of his arms and up into the sky like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 14/09/2026
Working on a double ended dildo with a fella 🎵AND WE'LL MEET IN THE MIDDLE, 'NEATH THAT OLD GEORGIA PINE
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 13/09/2026
I am in flavor country. It's a big country.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 13/09/2026
Look, the dog has always been destructive with toys, but... Why did he tear the skunkussy out of it?
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 12/09/2026
He's waiting for the rain to die down so we can play outside.
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Herefore Hooves @here4hooves.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#Satyrember Fact #12: Efforts to control the satyr population have proven ineffective. If their numbers dwindle too low, the town perv will spontaneously grows horns and hooves. Occasionally Pan will pick the town prude just to watch them try to deny their newfound reputation.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 09/09/2026
It's #humpday and the ROBOT UPRISING HAS BEGUN.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 09/09/2026
I worked with a woman named Johanna. During shift handoff complaints, I said "I feel you, Johanna. I feel you." She sipped coffee and without looking up said "I know exactly what you're doing and if you say it again, I'll slap the shit out of you." She was right to do it.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 08/09/2026
8 minutes back from vacation and it's already an absolute crisis at work. T__T
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 07/09/2026
I spent an inordinate amount of time trying to recreate this pose before finally determining I'm just too thick to get my hands around my butt. >_>
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 06/09/2026
Getting wings with your crush when he says he prefers boneless but you've got a baculum.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 06/09/2026
Bad dog bounce.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 05/09/2026
Downtown is a madhouse during the holiday, so I'll be spending three days gooning in the batecave. Someone check on me Monday night to make sure I didn't succumb to dehydration!
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 04/09/2026
Did anyone else watch "Big Wolf On Campus" growing up? I feel like I consume so much nostalgia/reaction media and I've never seen anyone else mention it. I feel like I'm going crazy trying to remind people of this Canadian kids show that likely contributed heavily to me turning into a furry.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 03/09/2026
He's keeping watch for monsters while I sleep.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 30/08/2026
Hitting that "A new foe has appeared!" while hauling out the next toy.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 30/08/2026
Tonight's walk included multiple encounters with people startling the dog, fighting against full bore zoomies, dealing with a woman collapsed on the pavement in front of our house, and getting charged by an unleashed pitbull. I thought the AC was turned up but it's just the adrenaline crash.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 29/08/2026
So. What kind of porn do you like? I've actually been surprised how varied the answers are with my friends. Some people exclusively do furry art and others prefer videos of friends and some need a very specific fetish to get up and going. So home alone, lube ready, what's the first tab you open?
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 29/08/2026
Very late to the party here but finally watching this.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 26/08/2026
I keep seeing grieving posts about Muppet Treasure Island and I keep perking up thinking it's about Treasure Island Media and now I'm just thinking about Muppet Treasure Island Media.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 22/08/2026
The shine of the moon. Gather that outpouring light. Send it to your heart. The bruises endured. My dreams bloom anew on stage. Across the earth and sky. Contestant 7 of the 5th Georgia Puppy class, Spottydog Leon! Tonight, I will show you my brilliance!
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 20/08/2026
Vacation has begun!
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 19/08/2026
It's nearly midnight and the contest is this weekend and I'm wide awake wondering "Are two cum jokes in my speech too many? Should I cut one or is it just the right amount of cum jokes?"
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 14/08/2026
Bad Dragon Rex into the Twisted Beast Orobas. Call that the dog and pony show. #FCF
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 12/08/2026
It's always fascinated me how much "unflinching obsession" is component of fetish culture. The idea of saying "There's never been a single day of my life when I'm not horny for (diapers)/(taking loads from strangers)/(sports gear)."
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 12/08/2026
This joke was a collaborative effort between myself, @tradierunt.bsky.social, and @bignorway.bsky.social.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 11/08/2026
After a "challenging" Monday, today's goal will be to slack as much as possible and look at furry porn all day.
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Weresheepy @werewhisky.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yeah I have a type
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 08/08/2026
Dumb babies get baby sized cigarettes. If I'm ever a fussy cub, it's because I crave the smooth pull of a Marlboro Red 100.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 08/08/2026
Saw someone get pushed around and knocked to the ground during that one Red Jumpsuit Aparatus song and it gave me a lot to think about.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 07/08/2026
Got a warning that I had exceeded my monthly data plan, and I was in a panic, trying to figure out how I could have possibly downloaded hours worth of high quality video in the middle of the night... Bros, remember to goon with the Wifi turned on.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 05/08/2026
I want to be the senior farm dog to a Little. Just hauling my body up from my dog bed to sit on the carpet next to them as they pet my ears a little too hard and point to their cartoons to explain to me all their favorite characters. I'm going to eat so many spilled cheerios.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 05/08/2026
I was using a word counting program to work on my speech, and with each line, I could see the "Reading Level" dropping lower and lower with each additional thought, meaning my ideas were conformably making the whole thing dumber and dumber, and that's how I knew it was ready.
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Spottydog, King of the Hounds @spottydogleon.slut.dog · 29/07/2026
How was this 10 years ago? These times, they are a-changing.
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