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Jean-Michel Deruty

@jmderuty.stormancer.com
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Interested in science, geopolitics and pretty much everything in between. Amateur writer As good as a boss as I can, I design & maintain complex online infrastructures, for instance for multiplayer games .

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Jean-Michel Deruty @jmderuty.stormancer.com · 7h
j'ai oublié tous les problemes qui ne sont pas réels parce que Claude ne comprend pas comment marche le bidule.
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Jean-Michel Deruty @jmderuty.stormancer.com · 7h
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Stillesque: Girl with Green Drink
Alt: Hitting my head of the desk
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Jean-Michel Deruty @jmderuty.stormancer.com · 7h
Moi: "10% des problemes sont liés au fait que le backend analysé est en dev mode, les 90% qui restent sont des compromis qu'on a choisi de faire en connaissance de cause, et qu'on comptait mitiger par Easy anti cheat."
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Jean-Michel Deruty @jmderuty.stormancer.com · 7h
Claude, ce consultant très utile qui comprend rien et conseille les solutions parfaites qu'on ne pourra jamais mettre en place en pratique, et qui d'ailleurs ne fonctionneront pas.
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Jean-Michel Deruty @jmderuty.stormancer.com · 7h
J'ai bossé le WE pour finir son jeu, on n'a absolument pas le temps pour ces conneries.
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Jean-Michel Deruty @jmderuty.stormancer.com · 7h
Claude suggests that players in solo mode could cheat their leaderboard results. as fix it proposes that we rerun a simulation of the game on the server to ensure that a player sending a score did not falsify the results. Me: THIS IS THE KIND OF UNWORKABLE SOLUTION THAT A JUNIOR WOULD PROPOSE.
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Jean-Michel Deruty @jmderuty.stormancer.com · 7h
Gods help me... a customer put my entire code base through Claude for a security analysis, and now they ask me to justify each item in the list.
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The Crusader Project @crusaderproject.bsky.social · 8h
It is absolutely incredible what is going on in the media. The self-radicalisation of senior journalists is incredible to behold.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 23h
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 20h
we are going to have to find an alternative to meta products for local communities and advertising, right now, it’s almost impossible to do any kind of local business or art project without it, but both their rules and support are so arbitrary and capricious that you can’t rely on them
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Jean-Michel Deruty @jmderuty.stormancer.com · 9h
Ce jeu commence très très fort XD
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Olivier Bénis @olivierbenis.net · 11h
Saurez-vous deviner de quel jeu on va parler demain matin dans le 5/7 de @franceinter.fr ? #LFAJV
Mathilde Munos et Olivier Bénis dans le studio du 5/7 de France Inter. Le second porte un blouson d'aviateur, une plaque militaire et des lunettes de soleil.
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Jean-Michel Deruty @jmderuty.stormancer.com · 10h
"This guy again?" "You know how they package a little treat with a box of candies? You ever get the one you didn't want three times in a row?"
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Jean-Michel Deruty @jmderuty.stormancer.com · 18h
But now we have a little problem of extradimensional horror debt.
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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I begged Woman’s Hour to cover Gamergate in 2014, when it was the NYT front page & UK women in games were living in terror. Gamergate became the model for MAGA. They said they didn’t think it was an important story. That week they covered women mountaineers of the 19th C & new ways with aubergine
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Jean-Michel Deruty @jmderuty.stormancer.com · 20h
All the extradimensional horror confinement stuff depends on a single employee named Kevin and it just happens that Kevin was fired because HR wasn't sure he was really that useful.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 20h
New: As gay bars across the country say that Meta is flagging and deactivating their accounts without warning, I spoke to an Austin queer bar that says Meta nearly destroyed their ability to advertise events: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
chron.com
How Meta's new content moderation upended a Texas gay bar
At least one LGBTQ establishment in Texas says the social media giant has incorrectly disabled its social media account, potentially hurting business.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 04/10/2026
Pour la team juristes parmi mes followers, mais aussi ethnologues, anthropologues ou simples férus d'actualité, je recommande chaudement la lecture du petit dernier de Milena Jaksić publié par @cnrseditions.bsky.social
Couverture du livre Juger malgré tout, une ethnographie de la Cour pénale internationale.
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Jean-Michel Deruty @jmderuty.stormancer.com · 04/10/2026
Also the soundtrack. My god the soundtrack.
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Jean-Michel Deruty @jmderuty.stormancer.com · 04/10/2026
Ace combat is a flight game where a bunch of weirdos never stop talking shit on the radio while the player character performs insane maneuvers without any respect for the laws of physics, in order to shoot down a railgun wielding over the top villain.
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 04/10/2026
They are also melodramatic, extremely anime games set in an alternate-earth where there's a lot more sci-fi tech and most debates seem to be settled by dozens of jets fighting each other. Expect orbital strikes, laser cannons and tanks with railguns accompanied by poetic musings on the folly of war
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 04/10/2026
I keep seeing people asking 'I don't like flight sims, should I try Ace Combat?'. Yes. Because Ace Combat is to jets and modern warfare as Dynasty Warriors is to spears and Chinese history. They're over-the-top action games where you are a metal-clad god of war fighting entire armies & huge bosses
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Astropierre @astropierre.com · 04/10/2026
La remise des Prix Nobel, c'est toute la semaine prochaine, un par jour.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Sebastian Roché @sebastianjroche.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saisissant contraste avec les années pré-Macron. Alors les ministres de l’intérieur -en cas d’incidents graves causés par les policiers, décès & mutilations- manifestaient 1 souci pour les victimes & intervenaient pour faire cesser l’emploi des LBD ou rappeler la déontologie…
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pro tip: If you have to shore up your base support in Oklahoma and Alabama, the rest of the map must be a total disaster for your party.
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Jean-Michel Deruty @jmderuty.stormancer.com · 03/10/2026
We have similar programs in France and they help indie devs so much! Sadly we can't fund every project we would like.
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Jean-Michel Deruty @jmderuty.stormancer.com · 03/10/2026
Un thread passionnant sur les doctrines de maintien de l'ordre et sur la dégradation en France de la formation des forces de police.
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Astropierre @astropierre.com · 03/10/2026
L'escalade des violences policières lors de la répression de manifestations ces 15 dernières années n'est pas juste une question d'opinion ou de bord politique. Il existe, ici aussi, tout un corpus de recherche qui suit, recense et analyse l'évolution, en France, de la "gestion de l'ordre public".
image extraite d'une caméra-piéton d’un policier de la CDI (Compagnie départementale d’intervention), montrant un syndicaliste de 60 ans se faire matraquer lors d'une charge de police le 7 mars 2020 lors d'une manifestation à Lyon.
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Tade "Will Eat Your Heart in the Marketplace" Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They could have simply read Mary Wollstonecraft: "But, the welfare of society is not built on extraordinary exertions; and were it more reasonably organized, there would be still less need of great abilities, or heroic virtues." (A Vindication of the Rights of Woman, ch.4)
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Jean-Michel Deruty @jmderuty.stormancer.com · 03/10/2026
Oh! Thank you very much!
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Astropierre @astropierre.com · 02/10/2026
Plus d'infos sur cette technologie et l'état d'avancement des recherches sur la mise au point de ces dispositifs : www.nature.com/articles/d41...
nature.com
Smaller reactors bring nuclear power closer to fulfilling its promise
Shadowed by past disasters, nuclear engineers are developing different types of reactor, fuel, coolant and material that could help to make fission the zero-carbon energy technology of choice.
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E. Bottlaender @bottlaeric.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Les missions Transporter (ici T-18 qui a décollé hier) c'est tellement le Mad Max des lancements orbitaux. Des véhicules capsules de retour, des satellites d'observation, radar, des CubeSats 3U, de l'ELINT français, un satellite NASA, des communications, de l'inspection...
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Jean-Michel Deruty @jmderuty.stormancer.com · 02/10/2026
J'adore, magnifique photo !
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/10/2026
The rush to accuse, without anything approaching due diligence, artists of using "AI," should be treated with contempt. An artist gets their work *ripped off* to train a plagiarism machine, which then shits out inferior versions of that work, so then you accuse the artist of using "AI"? Fuck you.
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Alexandre Jubelin @alexjubelin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Morale corollaire de l'histoire : pour faire des opérations amphibies, songez quand même à avoir des bateaux. (voire à consulter l'horaire des marées) (pour être au top du top de la stratégie)
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Jean-Michel Deruty @jmderuty.stormancer.com · 02/10/2026
The music of Ace Combat 8 is awesome. I'm not surprised at all, I fully expected it, but I was still blown away. I can't believe I'm saying that, but music of the final mission might be even better than Daredevil from Ace combat 7. wtf
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Cédric Mas @cedricmas.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Les ados : Pourquoi on garde le silence devant la police si on a rien à se reprocher ? Moi : Parce que justement, si tu n'as rien à te reprocher, tu n'as rien à dire - Mais ils vont dire qu'on reconnaît qu'on est coupable - tu leur réponds que s'ils ont besoin d'aveux c'est qu'ils n'ont rien d'autre
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Kaamelott Arthur: C'est clair ?!
Alt: Kaamelott Arthur: C'est clair ?!
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Cédric Mas @cedricmas.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Le maintien de l’ordre nécessite l’emploi de techniques et de moyens COLLECTIFS en vue de canaliser et de sécuriser les regroupements, par exemple en s’interposant entre groupes hostiles. Il tire sa force de sa légitimité, et sa légitimité de son impartialité. Cela fait des années qu’on le dit.
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Guy Yeomans @guyyeomans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very much looking forward to reading this... #militarymobility #arcticmobility #totaldefence #highnorthberedskap. See also > bsky.app/profile/guyy...
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E. Bottlaender @bottlaeric.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
La mission européano-chinoise SMILE livre des images de la Terre comme on ne l'imagine pas ^^
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm immensely proud to announce that my texture library that's been in the making for nearly a decade is now available on my itchio store for indie devs to purchase commercial licenses. makkon.itch.io
screenshot of my itchio store, showing several texture packs available for purchse
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 29/09/2026
Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer xkcd.com/3304/
4-panel comic. (1) April 2023: [JUICE space probe flying away from Earth] FROM EARTH: *JUICE* is en route to explore the icy moons of Jupiter! JUICE: *Wheee!* (2) August 2024: [JUICE flying past Earth] JUICE: ...So which planet was I visiting again? I got distracted. FROM EARTH: Jupiter! JUICE: Right, OK. (3) September 2026: [JUICE flies past Earth again] JUICE: Is Jupiter the one with all the rings? Or... FROM EARTH: No, the big one near it. JUICE: Got it! (4) January 2029: [JUICE returning to fly past Earth again] JUICE: And *which* moons am I looking at? FROM EARTH: Oh my *god*. FROM EARTH: Now I get why we budgeted for so many Earth flybys.
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E.K. Johnston @ekjohnston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The best way I can describe Astarion in ASTARION is that he's...desperate for who he was, even though that person has been stolen, vivisected, and put through a cheese grater.
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Ununoctium @ununoctium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Petit point "amis du RN" au parlement européen par Pierre Jolivet (PS). Le droit à l'avortement est notre droit de disposer de nos corps sans risquer nos vies. #PasTouche
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Lurking your Skeets @jzav.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"La justice est beaucoup plus rapide depuis qu'on a supprimé les avocats"
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Jean-Michel Deruty @jmderuty.stormancer.com · 29/09/2026
Also Musk decided to f** pretty much all his current space customers by phasing out the Falcon 9, but again, the space activity represents less than 10% of the forecast in the SpaceX IPO so it should not matter much. It was just a bad deal all around.
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Jean-Michel Deruty @jmderuty.stormancer.com · 29/09/2026
There are so many issues with SpaceX IPO that we would need a whole thread just for that, but Starship is not the problem. To summarize it wasn't sold as a Space company but as a grossly overvalued AI one, with absurd numbers attached.
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