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@stopthepresses.bsky.social
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Celebrity priest; true crime influencer; Nugenix subscriber; the Ginni Thomas of the left

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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Demarco needs to call the “don’t turn over the ball within the first five seconds of the possession” play
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am going to disrupt the antidepressant advertising industry by making a commercial that doesn’t start with a person looking wistfully out a window from a darkened room on a rainy day
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going to mass is the new punk rock guys
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How funny is your insurance company
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A Cybertruck double play: blocking both sidewalk and bike lane
A cyber truck parked across a sidewalk and bike lane in Gowanus Brooklyn
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My first and last time hearing Slayer!
A YouTube video called “My First And Last Time Hearing Slayer!” A lady in a black shirt and headphones is making a face
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TONY BLAIR AT 73: ‘JACKED’
Picture of jacked Tony Blair in sleeveless t-shirt off of Drudge Report
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
confidently beginning my question about bestiality
sen. foghorn kennedy, looking normal
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What is this shit?
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Rehabbing his image after slapping Chris Rock at the Academy Awards
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I like to go to a bar and look at my FanDuel bets on my phone like in the commercials
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Looking for more Natalie content
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Everyone is talking about Natalie
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ellie the Elephant and Anna Wintour
Ellie the Elephant and Anna Wintour  at Barclays center on August 5, 2026 for a matchup between the New York Liberty and Seattle Storm
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Howard Sinker @howardsinker.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sophie Cunningham and Riley Gaines combined for three points and one rebound in 23 minutes during the Lynx 108-100 win over Indiana. During most of their time on the court, they stood in the corner looking for attention without much success.
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Mannheim steamroller has an ad on the Omaha Stormchasers’ outfield wall (Royals AAA)
Picture off my tv of the Mannheim steamroller ad on the Omaha outfield wall
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Might try this pickle soaked in extreme sour blue raspberry brine.
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“Nation’s Dumbest” premieres tomorrow on FOX
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They should have an alternate feed where they describe what’s happening in the all-star game
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This would be as good a time as any for it to happen
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Putting money on a draw in the knockout round
Netherlands Morocco on espn app shows odds for a draw at +210
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
When the embalming fluid hits
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Bad news for Woke residents of Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn: the Summit Street Bridge has been declared a No Woke Zone
No woke zone written on a sidewalk King Trump written on a sidewalk
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
SpaceX? No thanks, I’ll be investing in SpaceK
Actress Sissy Spacek, headshot
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’m cheering for Egor Dёmin and the rule of law
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Death penalty for that kid
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Where is President Trump??
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
What is everyone doing for Trump Hell Week
Drudge Report banner that says “TRUMP HELL WEEK”
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Been thinking up some good posts
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Loved when Wilt Chamberlain got his second Kia MVP
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The commercial where the 35 year olds go to Harry Potter world is pretty hard to watch
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The police officer who arrested you, the one you spilled your guts to.
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Some personal news
gothamist.com
Bronx high schoolers say vibes were off with 28-year-old posing as student
One student said the adult was “acting really weird” and would “ask stupid questions.”
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
What the fuck?
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I talk to an app on my phone like it is a person
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Welp … some personal news
nbcnews.com
U.S. soldier involved in Maduro raid charged with betting on the operation
The special forces soldier allegedly made more than $400,000 on Polymarket as a result of the bets, prosecutors say.
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
You can purchase a baseball card of Donald Duck in a Minnesota Twins uniform for $799.00 www.ebay.com/itm/30681988...
eBay listing of “2025 Topps Chrome Disney Donald Duck MLB Minnesota Twins Black /10” for $799 it shows Donald Duck in a twins road uniform
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Folks are we drinking Bottled Cognitive Decline?
Picture of elderly woman drinking a bottle of something (olive oil?) with caption: Neurologists Call This Drink "Bottled Cognitive Decline" - Do You Drink It ?
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
my favorite boxed cereal
Picture of a brownie (?) with caption “That Popular Boxed Cereal Is Basically Cognitive Decay In Every Spoonful”
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
A question you have to ask yourself if you’re going to approach politics as a responsible adult is whether your goal is to improve material conditions and achieve changes that reduce human suffering, or whether it is to look really cool in front of your friends online.These are not compatible aims.
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Any news on the hole in President Trump’s hand? Curious how much time he has
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Why are there no pictures of him actually wearing these shoes with these markings? Anyone can comp up that design on the Nike app. I believe he would wear those, but there is a lot of news covering this one pic that was anonymously sent to a reporter and tweeted.
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Poor turnout for this afternoon’s Ayn Rand Tour
Guy holding an “Ayn Rand Tour” sign on 42nd street in Manhattan
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Some personal news
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Some personal news
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
These new Bible shows on Fox look pretty solid
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Counterpoint: the internet is as good as it has ever been
Ad with an elderly lady drinking olive oil straight out of the bottle with a guy in army fatigues kissing her forehead and it says “U.S.Neurologists Call This Drink "Bottled Alzheimer's" — Do You Drink It ?”
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
it’s snowing in New York City, where I live
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
America needs more luxury dog food brands
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Anadarko @anadarkocapital.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Could this viral tik-tok dance help abolish ICE?
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