stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Demarco needs to call the “don’t turn over the ball within the first five seconds of the possession” play 010
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am going to disrupt the antidepressant advertising industry by making a commercial that doesn’t start with a person looking wistfully out a window from a darkened room on a rainy day 130
Reposted by stop the pressesThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Going to mass is the new punk rock guys 1241
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A Cybertruck double play: blocking both sidewalk and bike lane 020
Reposted by stop the pressesGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026confidently beginning my question about bestiality 1183
Reposted by stop the pressesRobocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What is this shit? 0106
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Rehabbing his image after slapping Chris Rock at the Academy Awards 010
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I like to go to a bar and look at my FanDuel bets on my phone like in the commercials 020
Reposted by stop the pressesHoward Sinker @howardsinker.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Sophie Cunningham and Riley Gaines combined for three points and one rebound in 23 minutes during the Lynx 108-100 win over Indiana. During most of their time on the court, they stood in the corner looking for attention without much success. 09521
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Mannheim steamroller has an ad on the Omaha Stormchasers’ outfield wall (Royals AAA) 330
Reposted by stop the pressesJohn Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Might try this pickle soaked in extreme sour blue raspberry brine. 231
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 15/07/2026“Nation’s Dumbest” premieres tomorrow on FOX 020
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 15/07/2026They should have an alternate feed where they describe what’s happening in the all-star game 021
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 05/07/2026This would be as good a time as any for it to happen 030
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Putting money on a draw in the knockout round 020
Reposted by stop the pressesJohn Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 15/06/2026When the embalming fluid hits 011
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Bad news for Woke residents of Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn: the Summit Street Bridge has been declared a No Woke Zone 140
Reposted by stop the pressesJohn Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 12/06/2026SpaceX? No thanks, I’ll be investing in SpaceK 031
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I’m cheering for Egor Dёmin and the rule of law 020
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 23/05/2026What is everyone doing for Trump Hell Week 020
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Loved when Wilt Chamberlain got his second Kia MVP 030
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 15/05/2026The commercial where the 35 year olds go to Harry Potter world is pretty hard to watch 030
Reposted by stop the pressesRobocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 13/05/2026The police officer who arrested you, the one you spilled your guts to. 011
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Some personal newsgothamist.comBronx high schoolers say vibes were off with 28-year-old posing as studentOne student said the adult was “acting really weird” and would “ask stupid questions.” 010
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I talk to an app on my phone like it is a person 020
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Welp … some personal newsnbcnews.comU.S. soldier involved in Maduro raid charged with betting on the operationThe special forces soldier allegedly made more than $400,000 on Polymarket as a result of the bets, prosecutors say. 010
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 13/04/2026You can purchase a baseball card of Donald Duck in a Minnesota Twins uniform for $799.00 www.ebay.com/itm/30681988... 020
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Folks are we drinking Bottled Cognitive Decline? 130
Reposted by stop the pressesMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026A question you have to ask yourself if you’re going to approach politics as a responsible adult is whether your goal is to improve material conditions and achieve changes that reduce human suffering, or whether it is to look really cool in front of your friends online.These are not compatible aims. 282249416
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Any news on the hole in President Trump’s hand? Curious how much time he has 101
Reposted by stop the pressesJohn Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Why are there no pictures of him actually wearing these shoes with these markings? Anyone can comp up that design on the Nike app. I believe he would wear those, but there is a lot of news covering this one pic that was anonymously sent to a reporter and tweeted. 231
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Poor turnout for this afternoon’s Ayn Rand Tour 000
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 08/03/2026These new Bible shows on Fox look pretty solid 000
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Counterpoint: the internet is as good as it has ever been 010
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 23/02/2026it’s snowing in New York City, where I live 010
stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 23/02/2026America needs more luxury dog food brands 020
Reposted by stop the pressesAnadarko @anadarkocapital.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Could this viral tik-tok dance help abolish ICE? 041