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@stopthepresses.bsky.social
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Celebrity priest; true crime influencer; Nugenix subscriber; the Ginni Thomas of the left

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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Demarco needs to call the “don’t turn over the ball within the first five seconds of the possession” play
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am going to disrupt the antidepressant advertising industry by making a commercial that doesn’t start with a person looking wistfully out a window from a darkened room on a rainy day
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going to mass is the new punk rock guys
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How funny is your insurance company
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A Cybertruck double play: blocking both sidewalk and bike lane
A cyber truck parked across a sidewalk and bike lane in Gowanus Brooklyn
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My first and last time hearing Slayer!
A YouTube video called “My First And Last Time Hearing Slayer!” A lady in a black shirt and headphones is making a face
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TONY BLAIR AT 73: ‘JACKED’
Picture of jacked Tony Blair in sleeveless t-shirt off of Drudge Report
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
confidently beginning my question about bestiality
sen. foghorn kennedy, looking normal
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What is this shit?
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You could be the first person to see it live
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Were the back-to-back-to-back Han Xu midrange shots demarco’s idea?
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Rehabbing his image after slapping Chris Rock at the Academy Awards
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I like to go to a bar and look at my FanDuel bets on my phone like in the commercials
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Looking for more Natalie content
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Everyone is talking about Natalie
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ellie the Elephant and Anna Wintour
Ellie the Elephant and Anna Wintour  at Barclays center on August 5, 2026 for a matchup between the New York Liberty and Seattle Storm
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Crazy overpay
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Howard Sinker @howardsinker.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sophie Cunningham and Riley Gaines combined for three points and one rebound in 23 minutes during the Lynx 108-100 win over Indiana. During most of their time on the court, they stood in the corner looking for attention without much success.
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Chip Davis of Mannheim Steamroller
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Mannheim steamroller has an ad on the Omaha Stormchasers’ outfield wall (Royals AAA)
Picture off my tv of the Mannheim steamroller ad on the Omaha outfield wall
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Taking this as an omen that tomorrow’s mediation will make a case I’ve been litigating for years go away
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Might try this pickle soaked in extreme sour blue raspberry brine.
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
$2.00, the price is right
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Someone born during the wowee zowee tour is 31
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Go Scots
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“Nation’s Dumbest” premieres tomorrow on FOX
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They should have an alternate feed where they describe what’s happening in the all-star game
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This would be as good a time as any for it to happen
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Putting money on a draw in the knockout round
Netherlands Morocco on espn app shows odds for a draw at +210
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Clax
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Any word on Laney-Hamilton? They need her
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
When the embalming fluid hits
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Bad news for Woke residents of Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn: the Summit Street Bridge has been declared a No Woke Zone
No woke zone written on a sidewalk King Trump written on a sidewalk
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Betts was fouled like six times!
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John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
SpaceX? No thanks, I’ll be investing in SpaceK
Actress Sissy Spacek, headshot
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@danhaugen.bsky.social thanks for the Add
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Mixed reaction
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’m cheering for Egor Dёmin and the rule of law
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Death penalty for that kid
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Where is President Trump??
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Thank you
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Any sense of when Fiebich will be activated?
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
What is everyone doing for Trump Hell Week
Drudge Report banner that says “TRUMP HELL WEEK”
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Been thinking up some good posts
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Loved when Wilt Chamberlain got his second Kia MVP
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Is Wichita in the cards?
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The commercial where the 35 year olds go to Harry Potter world is pretty hard to watch
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The police officer who arrested you, the one you spilled your guts to.
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Was expecting to see Don Caballero’s “Delivering the Groceries at 138 Beats Per Minute” in there
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stop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Some personal news
gothamist.com
Bronx high schoolers say vibes were off with 28-year-old posing as student
One student said the adult was “acting really weird” and would “ask stupid questions.”
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