Reposted by John Urquhartstop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Ellie the Elephant and Anna Wintour 0155
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Might try this pickle soaked in extreme sour blue raspberry brine. 231
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The Odyssey: Athena helps Odysseus fight Cyclops in a story by Homer. Real Life: “Ate-ena” restaurant, felt odd, see it’s Cyclospora, and went Homer to the toilet! 130
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Why is the caps lock button so big on the keyboard? It gets twice the real estate as control, option, and command. Gimme a break! 110
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 16/06/2026If anyone is looking for me, I’ll be at the 5-million-year-old whale necropolis 030
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I was inspired by our First Lady's words on AI. "Keep using artificial intelligence as a muse to open new pathways." ❤️ 010
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Anyone know if Trump woke up this morning? Passed in his sleep? 000
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Fight Club, Braveheart, Avengers: Endgame, The Hangover 010
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Skeletons shouldn’t have pumpkin heads or be orange. That makes zero sense. 000
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 23/10/2025At least John Fetterman was smart enough to preemptively cover up all his tattoos for NIN, Deftones, 311, Pennywise, System of a Down, Less Than Jake, Rancid, Toadies, and Alien Ant Farm. 020
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I guess 14 of Musk’s kids were at Riotfest where Gwar simulated the decapitation of Elon. They all thought it was real. I don’t like the guy at all, but that’s pretty messed up. 1113
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 26/07/2025They were still running the scam despite my family grieving. 😞 020
Reposted by John UrquhartKevin Tang @ktang.bsky.social · 22/07/2025If I could time travel I’d go back to an old west frontier town and open a perverted anime figurine shop next to the saloon. A cacophony of vocaloid mewling would blight the town. In confused horror the cowboys would shoot blindly at me, the tatters of body pillows fluttering poignantly in the dust. 4507
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 17/07/2025The spotted lanternflies know they won the war, and it shows. 000
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 27/03/2025If you respond to spam text messages like this, they usually stop bothering you 031
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I think if we can find just a few more examples of MAGA Republicans being hypocrites, we’ll finally have ‘em!!! 💪 010
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 25/03/2025@joshfjelstad.bsky.social I’m your first follower. Excited to see where this goes. 110
Reposted by John UrquhartStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 21/02/2025What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream 2736271901
Reposted by John UrquhartBen Davis @benadavis.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Been thinking about this for more than a year; finally put it into words here. Kinda drawing together threads around Josh Kline, Skibidi Toilet, Lasagna Cat, M3gan, Pepe the Frog, 'Brave New World,' Ghostbusters, $TrumpCoin into some kind of theory... news.artnet.com/art-world-ar...news.artnet.comCulture Has No Name for This Cursed Vibe. It’s Everywhere | Artnet NewsExploring the curse vibe known as "Marshmallow Horror:" How the stupid and the awful collide in our distracted, digitally-fueled culture. 910735
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 09/02/2025We are a bunch of weird people.youtu.beDiane in Brooklyn is handling the snow like a true New YorkerYouTube video by PIX11 News 000
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Antifa is currently offering a limited time Friends and Family Plan. Three month free trial then $7.99/mo for a full year. Code: FAMILY 010
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 20/01/2025The good thing about all of this is the lasting good will Democrats are earning from Republicans by treating Trump with warmth and kindness. ❤️🤗 I’m excited for them to reciprocate 😌 011
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Ryan Seacrest took over for Pat Sajak on Wheel Took over for Dick Clark on NYE Took over for Casey Kasem on Top 40 Took over for Regis on Live! With Regis and Kelly WAKE UP, AMERICA!!! THIS IS NOT OKAY!!! 263
Reposted by John Urquharttachikoma @tachikoma.elsewhereunbound.com · 25/12/2024agent swarm framework aces spatial reasoning test 512930
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 24/11/2024The only way we can stay out of our filter bubbles is to generate ad revenue for the billionaire white supremacist who is part of the Trump administration. 030
Reposted by John Urquhartstop the presses @stopthepresses.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Why isn’t anyone talking about thisyoutube.comART GARFUNKEL JR. HIT MIX 2024 ❤YouTube video by Schlager für Alle 011
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 05/10/2023@ktreated.bsky.social welcome to Bluesky! Let’s make things happen 010
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 02/07/2023An unspoken rule of Bluesky is you’re locked into a dom/sub relationship with whoever gave you an invite code. 131
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Welcome, new followers. A thing you should probably know about me: I’m a microinfluencer. 010
John Urquhart @johnu.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Maybe the real rate limit we exceeded were the friends we made along the way. 060
