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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
primetime was fuckin insaneee, so dread filled, so well shot and produced FUCK. rpattz my gen z king
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
millie's hunger games playlist is fun as fuck and dare i say my fav curation yet open.spotify.com/playlist/3tb...
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A GARNET KNIFE // thg au.
WHEN I'M OLDER & I'M BOLDER, YOU'LL BE GONE; I'LL FIT INSIDE MYSELF, I WON'T BE POORLY DRAWN // about prodigy, dynasty, scandal, succession, and awakening. thg a...
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
finally have mastered poached eggs and must resist the urge to post them every time
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
went to a meat themed haunted house (dreams do come true)
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ryan murphy be like "i am going to create a show that is so tell"
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
did it all for the nookie (started another shitawful show for the meowmeow)
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they're playin 9 to 5 in the company meeting which is an interesting move considering the pervasive sense of restlessness and mistrust in the company's uppers/their recent decisions
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Aubrey Gordon @yrfatfriend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is profoundly alienating to see how gleefully folks are turning back the clock on body politics by *decades.*
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
always on some "it's about ... the cones" type shit
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
making plans w my siblings feels like trying to make plans w flaky sphinxes, one will only rsvp 3 months after you invited them, the other will rsvp early but will only show up 30 minutes before the thing is over
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
trying so hard to popularize the use of the cigarette emoji in slack
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my horribly naughty cat son has figured out how to open doors with lever handles 🙃
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
whining and scratching my amc app everyday as i await sotr pre-sale
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
god sisters love saying hateful disgusting things and then getting mad when you repeat what they said verbatim back to them
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
auditory processing disorder + face blindness + company retreat = i am so bad at being a human being rn and everyone can tell!!!
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it's actually really awesome and goated being an ancillary character in the lives of all you know and love (giant bleeding festering hole right in the middle of my body)
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
BOB MACKIE TOO.......,,,,,,
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ppl who lament twink death are weak and will not last the winter
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
patiently waiting for this day to be over so i can watch my baby (48yo actor) eat shit and possibly die
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Winnie the Pooh's Happy Food Dance
ALT: Winnie the Pooh's Happy Food Dance
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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cj 🧢 @jockpoetry.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
there's something incredibly freeing about posting like an absolute maniac just for yourself.
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
unstoppable force: my love of movie theatres immovable object: the fact theatre etiquette is totally dead and u will always inevitably be right next to ppl yapping, vaping, and playing on their phones
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
after watchin wes play a sexual predator on tv last night it'll be refreshing to get back to basics and watch him be just a regular ol' child killing capitol elite tonight
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
me when i pen the most godawful bullshit writing u have ever read in ur life
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
hunger gamesathon kicks off tn with my angel of a friend who said "5 nights is a lot but i'll at least watch the og trilogy with you" and i said "perfect the last book is split into 2 movies so i'll see you for 4/5 nights partner"
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it is so hard being pathologically obsessed w shit absolutely no one cares about but someone's gotta do it!! #mysolitaryconfinement
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
black parade vs dollython
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
if you invite someone to something and they say they need to make sure they're not busy that day, and then they don't follow up for 2+ mo, and you invite someone else in the interim, and then the original invitee FINALLY gets back to u afterwards. is it ok to not bring the original invitee
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i'm seeing steel magnolias & the best little whorehouse in texas in theatres tomorrow, the odyssey on monday, and all 5 hunger games movies thurs-labor day this is what dreams are made of
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
r/starbucksbaristas
• 2y
Join
am i going to get fired?
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last week a customer reached past me on reg to point at the menu and i bit him on the hand as hard as i could

Zache7 • 2y
Your first reaction was to bite him?!

Tottapola OP • 2y
no i had time to think about it
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
unfortunately my mode of conflict resolution rly is the bluth family "teaching them a lesson" mode of conflict resolution
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
every time i get to typing up a storm i think of my typing class in hs where i aced our touch typing test and dude next to me was like, you must spend, like, A LOT of time on the computer like yes but u didn't have to say it like that
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Others have said it previously, but I love how this promotional image from the 1990 Stephen King's IT looks like a prestige drama courtroom show, that just so also happens to involve a clown.
The cast of Tommy Lee Wallace's IT miniseries (1990)
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
elvis died on my great uncle's bday, dolly died on my mom's bday, what's up with that. why are they doing this
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
dolly is DEAD tim curry is DEAD and ME i feel also not so good
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 25/08/2026
it's possible to live a life where everyone grieves its end
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Kevin 🌱 @wankadoodles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Posting all of these today. I loved doing one on her birthday every year that I could. We have lost one of the brightest lights that has ever shined.
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
dolly 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
don't ask me how work is going at the ERG wtf, it's terrible and i wanna kill everyone + myself, why would u ask me that in front of others
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
looking forward to having a mysterious case of migraine + diarrhea + puking blood for two days in november when it's time for dat movie i'm pumped about
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i was like why was my skin so much clearer in college why has it been so busted for the past several years and then i remembered i had a multi-step/product routine in college lmao i started doing it again and it's been A WEEK and it's already looking so much better
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cj 🧢 @jockpoetry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
literally our parallel play sessions
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@jockpoetry.bsky.social us in the throes our parallel psychoses liking each other's posts
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
powderizing all of wes bentley's onscreen freakouts and snorting it. bottling all of wes bentley's onscreen tears and drinking them like a neopets potion. etc
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 19/08/2026
silver paint pen on a red pole reading “FAT BITCHES FOREVER”
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
it rly is all about shiv roy innit
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🎪🎠🌭 @stonysoprano.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i dont wanna finish y*llowstone bc it's already so shitty and the writing for my baby is about to get so much worse but i'm out of eps of his other terrible show
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Man Contemplating Life by the Ocean
ALT: Man Contemplating Life by the Ocean
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Douglysium @douglysium.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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