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That John B

@stoicjohn.bsky.social
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Excel goblin, youth soccer coach, Scoop, wannabe blacksmith.

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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Are the rows of seats at the Spurs arena spaced higher than other arenas to allow for cowboy hats?
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Ellie O'Daire @ellieodaire.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
you know I really like your podcast if I can power through it having a guest that keeps touching their shitty microphone
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
@mindnoodler.bsky.social @magicfungi.bsky.social 🤔Beauregard must be in rehab if he’s out of the new show. #Abracababble225
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
OK @ntnewman.bsky.social are you dropping a #NotFurlong Derby special this year? @heyscoops.bsky.social
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
🚡🟧➗🤿🏤
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The media taught me to be afraid of Riesen attacks when I was a kid, but everything seems safer now.
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simi @simifresh.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
the bushes were people 😂
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 30/08/2025
ANNOUNCEMENT: THE DRINKS FRIDGE IS NOW KNOWN AS THE BEVERFRIDGE, PLEASE UPDATE YOUR RECORDS
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
@mindnoodler.bsky.social Me reflecting on the latest PSS bank show.
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Can the White House get rid of the jack rabbit display at the Natural History Museum in DC? Because that haunted me when I was a kid.
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I’m good for about three Crash Test Dummies songs before my voice tightens up too much.
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a man is making a funny face with his mouth open .
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I'm assuming the craft services at the We Are The World taping was awkward.
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social It was never the same after they lost the vector graphic Star Wars game and shortened the skee ball machines.
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Of course it did.
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Mitzula @mitzula.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
There's a very small sliver in the world where Improv comedy and Horse Racing overlap and apparently it's entirely occupied by @mindnoodler.bsky.social and me. I can't wait for more Not Furlong featuring the @heyscoops.bsky.social crew
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social I’m thinking “Unbridled Bits” for the name of the Race for the Crown recap podcast, but it’s probably too on the nose.
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Ulrike @ulidig.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Your roof is 23 years old and the shingles are looking quite worse for wear. You hire a contractor to reshingle and pay half of the cost up front. Your contractor is removing the old shingles (there were already two layers, and building code doesn't allow a third) when Leon, a used car salesman...
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Me every time a Fool Us magician drops approved confetti on the stage. @mindnoodler.bsky.social
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JosephScrimshaw @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Yes, Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow. But did he face it? Did he stare into the inky abyss and vow to destroy that horrible mocking doppelgänger lest it devour him and indeed all that is decent in the cosmos? C’mon, weather news, get us the full story
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
If we’re going through all this trouble to collapse American society can we at least have lawn darts and Turtle Pies back?
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I don’t know who this post is for but I think Coach Calipari is totally wearing the red 50th Anniversary Penn & Teller jacket.
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Did the Middle-earth dwarves get driven from their home by a balrog, or did they all die because they never built hand rails?
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Wayne Gio (Not So Good at This Comic) @waynegio.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Aside from comics, I also use my ipad to makes stuff like this video for @heyscoops.bsky.social youtu.be/BUlVTwHq1a8?...
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YouTube video by Not So Good At This
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
“And that’s the way you do it.”
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social Merry Christmas from Richmond Mall!
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
My Christmas playlist needs a refresh, what's the first song you would add to your own Holiday playlist?
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
@professoraddy.bsky.social
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MICHAEL HIGHAM @brazyazn.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
happy monday fuckers
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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Watching 📽️Planes, Trains, and Automobiles📽️ and I'm reminded that the third act is about the HaRrOwInG drive between St. Louis and Chicago that I have done ~20 times.
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Sadie Hartmann (Mother Horror) @sadiehartmann.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.
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Newman @ntnewman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Wayne Gio (Not So Good at This Comic) @waynegio.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Throwback comic. On ya Jesus. #comics #tbt
The image is a comic strip By Wayne Gio and features four panels.
In the first panel, a character in a collar says obviously a priest says "You are doing the Lord's work, child," while another character, a small child, operates a lawn mower. 

The second panel shows a third character with an angry look on their face exclaiming, "What? Again!"

In the third panel, the angry character continues, "I told Jesus to mow that lawn!"

The final panel ends with the angry characther instructing, "Now get up there and clear the gutter," The characther on the receiving end of this command is Jesus concerned. The background is a light green color throughout.
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Give a man a hook and he can hang his hat, teach a man to forge a hook and everyone he knows is getting coat racks for Christmas.
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Wayne Gio (Not So Good at This Comic) @waynegio.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Mr Piffles love and appreciation thread.
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I forged a decent little wall hook, and now I have to spend the next week desperately trying to make another one that actually matches it.
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Wendy @wendybirdoz.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
A cleansing post from my hometown. Salmon Holes, Albany, Western Australia
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Wayne Gio (Not So Good at This Comic) @waynegio.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Based on a true story. It didn't happened to me but if it did I would have killed a man.
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
I do everything I can to support and encourage my kid's friends...until they try to change back the inverted Y-axis on my Playstation. Then they can find a new village to raise themselves.
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DTL @dtl.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
The six tastes are sour, sweet, salty, mentholyptus, umami, and blue raspberry
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That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
🤔We share appetizers but not hors-d’oeuvres because people would fight over the swords. Tiny little fights.
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