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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 22h

3 diacritical marks in the starters. W-D-L is 3-2-0 for this year; 15-9-16 in club history

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

St. Louis Rams erasure. I'd know that Nikelace anywhere. Shame on @sportsillustrated.bsky.social

A collage of photos featuring NFL player Case Keenum in various uniforms and seasons, from 2014 to 2018, celebrating his career as a starter.

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Instrumental US National Anthem > Sung US National Anthem. #USAMNT

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

College football watching means I'm exposed to some truly nasty antri-trans ads.

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is where they make Warehouses that pretend they're in the American West but they're actually in Italy.

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

#ALLforCITY has the training staff of the year. They have Provoked the Luck for injuries. (All our injuries this season have been moral)

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Darkwing Duck reboot means it's only a matter of time before the real King of the Disney Afternoon returns: Tailspin #oheeyah #oheeyoh

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

On the other hand...bsky.app/profile/chat...

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Nothing says Boomer culture like doing the thing that everybody else has already done and thinking that makes your place look nice

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I object to being repeatedly shown Russell Wilson when I'm trying to watch soccer. #appletv

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

More teams should hate Walker Zimmerman. #ALLforCITY is getting their reasons tonight.

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

3 diacritical marks in the starters. W-D-L is 2-2-0 for this year; 14-9-16 in club history.

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Looking through my saved Skeets and saw it again. Funniest post on the internet in 2025.

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Every time someone complains about Bluesky people being no fun they should have to spend a week on Threads.

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Real enshittification moment that searching YouTube for the Narnia trailer only brings up jabronis complaining about the trailer and not the actual trailer.

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Pledged a single day of Ass wiping: The "TP" Scale Robert Kraft could burn through roughly $2,828,000 every single day to wipe and hit zero exactly as he turns 100. If Kraft stocks his bathroom exclusively with crisp $100 bills: He would go through 28,279 bills every single day.

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Lifetime of work tanked by vouching for Justice I Like Beer

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

3 diacritical marks in the starters. W-D-L is 1-2-0 for this year; 13-9-16 in club history

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My three-year-old was at the Ed Sheeran concert when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why isn't the nice white rapper performing?" And when I told her "Because an old guy who visits teen-aged prostitutes had him cancelled," she started crying.

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

When #ALLforCITY plays a low block team like the Loons, we fear getting behind and doing the "Horseshoe of death". When we're ahead, we get to do the "Horseshoe of life".

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Joey mentioned it on the radio and I noticed it on the TV broadcast; someone at CITY park did not set the sideline ad screens to "nighttime". #ALLforCITY

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Apple TV seems to be stuck on the low camera angle and the home radio feed doesn't work. They didn't send their best. #ALLforCITY

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

1 diacritical mark in the starters. W-D-L is 9-5-6 for this year; 14-6-7 in club history

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Add it to the "everyone is 12" compendium.

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

On this anniversary, I think about how steeped I was in right-wing White Evangelical lore that I was both unsurprised that New York City was attacked and surprised that other White Evangelical adults weren't joining in a chorus of "Serves the right for being so Godless".

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"We're tired of being called racists for saying that Franklin is dirty" <leans over> "I have just been informed that it is Pigpen that is the dirty one and Franklin is just black."

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It's really amazing that it took this long for Domino's to make pizzas that are shaped like dominos.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

the GOP has solved the age old theological problem of evil with a very simple solution: God is big dumb idiot.

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

In case you forgot, America's Funniest Videos is a great show. The internet has made it better, not worse as you might expect.

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Verde and Totland picking on eachother is Norweigan-on-Norweigan crime; among the rarest crime in the world. #ALLforCITY

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I should never have to watch the "Match Coverage will begin Soon" when there's a perfectly good MLS360 going on, appletv.

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

3 diacritical marks in the starters. W-D-L is 1-1-0 for this year; 13-8-16 in club history

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I know that AI voice readers are supposed to be better but they all say "Saint Loo-ey" and today I got a "Neh-Cah-Ah" (NCAA).

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Bronze Boot win by SIUE Men but a loss by the USA-style countdown timer.

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

60 seconds on the everything app and I learned the term "Poopjeet". Beyond the horrid racism, it's just enormously uncreative.

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I need a "biggest smile" contest between Célio, Navarro, and Sang-Bin. #ALLforCITY

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

3 diacritical marks in the starters. W-D-L is 0-1-0 for this year; 12-8-16 in club history

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I'm 15 minutes late to the @ubbrugby.bsky.social match and they're already winning 26-0. #rugby

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

3rd Greatest Rivalry, eh? Sure, after Wales Bosses v their own fans and anyone v the English.

How to watch Springboks v All Blakcs for FREE: Steam today's 3rd Greatest Rivalry Test from anywhere

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I'm looking forward to Navarro on #ALLforCITY but this doesn't seem great! ( @americansocceranalysis.com )

Notable that Saint Louis City SC has Simon Becher and signed Rafael Navarro.

A 2026 soccer statistics table ranking the lowest G minus xG values, highlighted by a red box around the G-xG column and yellow underlines beneath Rafael Navarro and Simon Becher. The visible data includes:

* Rafael Navarro: COL, 2026, ST, 2220 Minutes, 67 Shots, 30 SoT, 10 G, 14.14 xG, -0.42 xPlace, -4.14 G-xG.
* Hennadiy Synchuk: MTL, 2026, W, 1042 Minutes, 40 Shots, 17 SoT, 1 G, 5.03 xG, -0.95 xPlace, -4.03 G-xG.
* Son Heung-Min: LAFC, 2026, ST, 1845 Minutes, 75 Shots, 20 SoT, 4 G, 7.98 xG, -0.81 xPlace, -3.98 G-xG.
* Simon Becher: STL, 2026, ST, 1875 Minutes, 56 Shots, 19 SoT, 6 G, 9.91 xG, -3.28 xPlace, -3.91 G-xG.
* Danny Musovski: SEA, 2026, ST, 979 Minutes, 22 Shots, 10 SoT, 1 G, 4.73 xG, -1.51 xPlace, -3.73 G-xG.
* Ezequiel Ponce: HOU, 2026, ST, 1253 Minutes, 24 Shots, 4 SoT, 0 G, 3.60 xG, -1.91 xPlace, -3.60 G-xG.

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Indy Vassilev and Klaus both getting their numbers replaced this season for #ALLforCITY. Damion becomes the first 42 (The Answer?)

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Frozen Cusser @frozencusser.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This coach keeps trying to get his goalie-Jack-to stop doing fancy things with goal kicks. He keeps yelling, "Simple, Jack."

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Karmi Laughing in Dungarees

ALT: Karmi Laughing in Dungarees

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