Sign in

That John B

@stoicjohn.bsky.social
123 followers 86 following 56 posts

Excel goblin, youth soccer coach, Scoop, wannabe blacksmith.

PostsRepliesMedia
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Are the rows of seats at the Spurs arena spaced higher than other arenas to allow for cowboy hats?
000
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
To be fair it was the British doing the bombardment in that battle, but we certainly took a liking to it.
110
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“And in their corner all they had was Sarah Boyle, who just wanted everyone to shut up and leave them alone so they could read all day."
010
Reposted by That John B
Ellie O'Daire @ellieodaire.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
you know I really like your podcast if I can power through it having a guest that keeps touching their shitty microphone
271
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
@mindnoodler.bsky.social @magicfungi.bsky.social 🤔Beauregard must be in rehab if he’s out of the new show. #Abracababble225
130
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
OK @ntnewman.bsky.social are you dropping a #NotFurlong Derby special this year? @heyscoops.bsky.social
161
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
130
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
🚡🟧➗🤿🏤
001
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
How the heck did Matt sit on a Gonzo impression this long???? That came out of nowhere.
media.tenor.com
a close up of a stuffed animal with big white eyes and a long beak
ALT: a close up of a stuffed animal with big white eyes and a long beak
041
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The media taught me to be afraid of Riesen attacks when I was a kid, but everything seems safer now.
000
Reposted by That John B
simi @simifresh.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
the bushes were people 😂
655157342768
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
@thefamouspaul.bsky.social sure there were animatronics at Showbiz but I think the balloon vending machine was where the real magic was kept.
041
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
The NATURAL! way.
110
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
By “holistic remedy” do you mean Ale-8 and pies?
120
Reposted by That John B
John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 30/08/2025
ANNOUNCEMENT: THE DRINKS FRIDGE IS NOW KNOWN AS THE BEVERFRIDGE, PLEASE UPDATE YOUR RECORDS
3689433
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
@mindnoodler.bsky.social Me reflecting on the latest PSS bank show.
110
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Can the White House get rid of the jack rabbit display at the Natural History Museum in DC? Because that haunted me when I was a kid.
020
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I’m good for about three Crash Test Dummies songs before my voice tightens up too much.
media.tenor.com
a man is making a funny face with his mouth open .
ALT: a man is making a funny face with his mouth open .
010
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I'm assuming the craft services at the We Are The World taping was awkward.
020
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social It was never the same after they lost the vector graphic Star Wars game and shortened the skee ball machines.
040
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
We could go with a Madeline Kahn-esqe "Twu-morrow".
media.tenor.com
a woman in a black dress is sitting in front of a red curtain and talking on a cell phone .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is sitting in front of a red curtain and talking on a cell phone .
110
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Our Walgreens has their headless nutcrackers out.
010
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
media.tenor.com
a man sits at a desk in front of a computer and a bulletin board with a map on it
ALT: a man sits at a desk in front of a computer and a bulletin board with a map on it
010
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a sweater is standing in a room with purple lights
ALT: a man in a sweater is standing in a room with purple lights
010
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Of course it did.
110
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I always suspected Jonesy was just Penn's imaginary friend.
040
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Wait. @mindnoodler.bsky.social, did you drop Jessica Jane during Casey?
230
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
A quick Google search confirmed Boy II Men wearing the exclusive Newman Brat line. #NotFurling @ntnewman.bsky.social
022
Reposted by That John B
Mitzula @mitzula.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
There's a very small sliver in the world where Improv comedy and Horse Racing overlap and apparently it's entirely occupied by @mindnoodler.bsky.social and me. I can't wait for more Not Furlong featuring the @heyscoops.bsky.social crew
3103
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
If only they had done more with now world-renowned voice over actor Brent Mukai.
010
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social I’m thinking “Unbridled Bits” for the name of the Race for the Crown recap podcast, but it’s probably too on the nose.
041
Reposted by That John B
Ulrike @ulidig.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Your roof is 23 years old and the shingles are looking quite worse for wear. You hire a contractor to reshingle and pay half of the cost up front. Your contractor is removing the old shingles (there were already two layers, and building code doesn't allow a third) when Leon, a used car salesman...
111
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
If the Feds are ever on a manhunt for me they’ll just have to monitor purchases of Chrono Trigger.
010
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
000
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Me every time a Fool Us magician drops approved confetti on the stage. @mindnoodler.bsky.social
media.tenor.com
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
220
Reposted by That John B
JosephScrimshaw @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Yes, Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow. But did he face it? Did he stare into the inky abyss and vow to destroy that horrible mocking doppelgänger lest it devour him and indeed all that is decent in the cosmos? C’mon, weather news, get us the full story
23931169
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
If we’re going through all this trouble to collapse American society can we at least have lawn darts and Turtle Pies back?
011
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I don’t know who this post is for but I think Coach Calipari is totally wearing the red 50th Anniversary Penn & Teller jacket.
010
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Did the Middle-earth dwarves get driven from their home by a balrog, or did they all die because they never built hand rails?
020
Reposted by That John B
Wayne Gio (Not So Good at This Comic) @waynegio.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Aside from comics, I also use my ipad to makes stuff like this video for @heyscoops.bsky.social youtu.be/BUlVTwHq1a8?...
youtu.be
Turd
YouTube video by Not So Good At This
154
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Hear me out, what if it's a horror movie with Falkor hunting the children of the school bullies?
010
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
“And that’s the way you do it.”
020
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I remember binging this game at the end of a college semester while I was one of only a few people left in a dark empty dorm building. I still don't know how I solved some of those puzzles.
media.tenor.com
a woman says i don t know what 's happening in a dark room
ALT: a woman says i don t know what 's happening in a dark room
010
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
@thefamouspaul.bsky.social @ntnewman.bsky.social Merry Christmas from Richmond Mall!
250
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqS1...
youtube.com
Trap City - Sleigh Bells
YouTube video by Trap Music
100
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Here's a few of my recent additions: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh-J...
youtube.com
🎅 Snoopy's Christmas vs. The Red Baron - The Royal Guardsmen
YouTube video by HolidayFavorites
100
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
My Christmas playlist needs a refresh, what's the first song you would add to your own Holiday playlist?
media.tenor.com
snoopy is sitting at a table with a mug of beer and woodstock is eating donuts .
ALT: snoopy is sitting at a table with a mug of beer and woodstock is eating donuts .
210
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Episode 139 Note: There are radio reading services for the blind that rely on volunteer readers, RJ could literally read the Wall Street Journal to a much more appreciative audience. It looks like KNPR runs this service in Vegas. #TheMoreYouKnow💫
010
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I'm going to need a second Kindle that's just labelled, "Good enough for Torgo, good enough for me."
010
That John B @stoicjohn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
@professoraddy.bsky.social
media.tenor.com
a close up of a stuffed animal looking up at something .
ALT: a close up of a stuffed animal looking up at something .
010